How do I use tinder just to be eaten out?

I don't want a relationship.. what i do want is a guy to eat me out, a guy who actually enjoys doing it. Im not sure how to tell a guy i just want to be pleasured without coming across as a slut.. im really not. Im not a prude but i suck at flirting lol.
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  • As I wrote on @sweethomicidalqueen 's opinion...

    If you phrase this as though you just want to spread 'em and have some random guy go to town, then, you're going to get about 0% guys who actually want to stop there... and about 100% guys who are gna try to use this as a stepping stone to trying to fuck you.

    Also... Girl
    I wouldn't want to spread for some total rando and have him try to "eat pussy" in the stereotype way (with you on yr back).
    First... most boys suck at it. (Not the good/literal kind of "suck", either.)
    Second... most boys are probably gna want to finger you, too -- and most boys are pretty bad at fingering, too. (I need to be a certain kind of turned on, AND the boy has to understand proper placement, timing, and pressure, for fingering to do anything but annoy me. Mb you don't -- of so then lucky you.)

    If you're gna do this... You should plan to put HIM on his back, and ride the everloving shit out of his face.

    __

    If I were to write this ad, I'd write:

    "You're going to keep yr hands off, and yr clothes on.
    You're going on yr back, with a pillow under yr neck... and I'm going to fuck yr face.

    You need to be CLEAN-shaven. Please shave right before you come over.***
    If there is even the slightest hint of stubble on you, this is not happening.

    I'm going to fuck yr face HARD. Just keep yr tongue out, use yr lips a bit, and watch yr damn teeth.

    No, I'm not going to return the favor. If that's what you want... Next."

    #mmhmm #fuckyeah

    *** if you're planning to go to his place, this would be "... I come over".

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    Oh by the way... If you don't ride faces yet, and you just have boys "eat pussy"... Giiiirrlllll you've been doing life all wrong.
    I wrote about this here
    www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q2039500-are-you-an-aggressive-face-rider-or-not

    Hell to the yes.

    • Oh. And. About that whole "I don't want to look like a slut" part. Whaaaa? Are you even srs? Who even gives a fuck. PLEASE do not let that get in the way of... you getting off, nice and hard. And repeatedly.

  • Wow I was taken aback when I saw this on my feed haha. I guess on your bio just say you want to be eaten out? I don't know haha

  • I'm sure there are men like that on there. Just flat out tell em. I'm sure you'll do just fine

Most Helpful Guys

  • Not true at all, I *am* extremely good at it because I love doing it. I love doing it so much that I have honestly fantasized about a woman who gets me to eat her out all the time and she never wants to do anything else, no matter how horny eating her out makes me. You would be the perfect woman for me, and for a guy like me, all you would have to do is just tell me upfront that all you want is for me to eat you out any time you want, for as long as you want, and then that's it.

  • add to bio: Looking for someone to eat me out. Nothing else.

    Wait to get matched.
    Pick whoever looks to have the best tongue.
    Mission accomplished.

    Its seriously stupidly easy. I doubt they will judge you since they're getting something they clearly want too.

    • I feel like thats just too direct though 😂😂😂 i know a girl who put she just wants to get fucked and no luck so far.. although she is kinda fugly.

    • Okay well this is where men's selective brains come into play. See, if you say that to another random guy my brain goes: oh well, she's clearly just promiscuous (my brain censors it for me to avoid social problems on gag). However and most importantly: When I am the person being told that my brain says "Why, this girl has exquisite taste and very healthy priorities in life. She must be a real catch." As evidenced by the good taste. Fairly confident most men have brains functioning in the same way.

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  • Don't fret, many will volunteer as tribute. Girls and guys, easy. Once you match, just let your intentions be known and bam, easy mode.

    Trust me, many guys will love to see you want to be pleasured orally and are willing to return the favor.

    Heck don't even limit yourself to tinder, there's many to try out. Bumble, plenty of fish. Even take to social media sites haha. Go get what you want mate 😌.

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    Kinda selfish sounding. You should be at least willing to suck his dick.

  • "Looking for somebody who wants to eat pussy no strings attached."

    I guess?

    • baha I like my version. lmk what you think bb I am probably the only person who would ever think this (#whenmomsmakedadjokes)... but, in this specific context, "no strings attached" just makes me think "I'll take my tampon out for ya" 😂😂😂😂

    • @redeyemindtricks LOOOOL #queenyouarewinning #Iamnotworthy

    • Hey... You never know. I've literally been offered hundreds of dollars for my used tampons before. Totes srs I swr. Back in the day, I had a couple of booty call type things that were exactly this sort of thing. Keep yr clothes on, no hands, lay back... and let me ride. When I would call them (this was before text-based communication was a thing on phones... Dear God I'm old) they'd pick up and I would say... "Hey fuckface." <3 <3 <3 I hope the OP finds someone she hooks up with more than once, JUST so she can use that come-on the second time. Ahhh it's so good (and would work in text form, too).

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  • @redeyemindtricks your area of expertise? I don't know

    • Hahah... Girl "Online dating" is def not my thing. I've been married for 2.6 forevers anyway (like basically since before any of that was even a thing)... but, even if not, there's no way I would spend all that time communicating with people electronically, and arranging meetups, only to find that there's no physical chemistry once the meetup finally happens. It's just... Eh. That sort of chemistry is EVERYTHING to me, and, there's just no way to tell whether you're going to have it with someone from behind a screen.

    • @redeyemindtricks i figured you'd be able to help her word it cause you're really smooth. If you wanted to you could get a good 80% of GAG guys to go down on you lol

    • Haha only 80 percent? O________O Honestly, this rare species of "guys who just won't go down on a woman"... I'm tempted to think they don't exist. I had a lot of lovers, back in the day, and their record in that department was 100.00000 percent. For some of them it wasn't their *favorite* thing in the entire world, but, literally not once did I run up against actual dislike or unwillingness. If they *do* exist, I'm sure they're the type of guys who have so many thousands of other issues with women and relationships -- and probably just dislike women (and just other people in general) -- that I wouldn't encounter then in any normal social situation, and/or I'd just viscerally repel them. What the OP wants, which is UNRECIPROCATED oral, is probably going to be somewhat harder to come across (Come across! Look how I did that). But certainly not impossible. If she phrases her request in terms of just lying back and spreadin' it, that isn't going to appeal to a lot of guys. But if

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  • I don't find anything slutty about it, just mutual pleasure. Maybe you just have to be straight forward at a risk of someone labeling you as a slut. I bet most guys would be happy to eat you out. Just ask if they are into oral. I'm very bad at indirect communication too so I don't know better way.

  • be straight up in your profile and your messages.

  • Just say that.

    Or alternatively, send me a PM and I'll see what I can do.

    • (I am not joking)

  • I actually literally tried that once on Tinder, just offered to eat women out... didn't work.

    • Thats crazy! Thats all i want.. and if it leads into sex well then.

    • Yeah, some girl told me what I did was serial killer shit, so I just took that off my bio.

  • Just put it in your profile and explain it to your matches

  • The truth is you should learn to flirt anyway, as the Tinder encounter will end into a face to face meeting.

  • being a slut and being promiscuous are two different things... but usually on tinder you don´t need to be classy. just find a guy that likes you and straight up ask them. unlikely for them to say no XD so many fuck boys on there.

  • You'd be surprised how common this is...

    • Im glad im not the only one craving this lol

    • There would be guys, and some girls, seeking to provide this service...

  • You just want to get eaten out? I can help you with that @Apriscilla ;)

    I'm a master black belt at Tongue Fu ;) ;) ;)

  • Just be honest about what you want and up front. As a man i would not mind for such an opportunity as long as i know they are ddf and attractive

  • Lmao use Christian mingle... sexually repressed nerds

  • That sounds like fun. Are you looking for a volunteer? Unfortunately I'm not on tinder, and I probably don't live in your area. But I love making a woman cum with my tongue. My loss.

  • Just be honest and upfront about it.
    If you want oral sex there's nothing wrong with that, I love it and I love giving it

    • Haha ok!!! I shall try !

    • You don't know until you find out. Good luck

  • just say you want oral sex and that is it.

  • What are you giving in return?

    • Well if a guy says he will eat me out then I will return the favor

    • Thats good but you are probably too far away from me.

  • Just be straight forward. Don't worry about ifbthey tgink you sound like a slut. You know what you want and that's what matters.

    People will be negative about it but disregard them.

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