How Do Strip Clubs Work?

[Anonymous]

Honestly... I'm mentally exhausted from even trying with women at this point. Here I am... 23 years of age... can't get a woman at all... and the only naked women I have seen are from internet p*rn . I recently found out there is a strip club in my area. Here are my questions: -If I go to a strip club, how much money should I bring? -I am also going alone, because my friends hate those sort of places. What should I expect when I go alone? -Do I have to pay for tables? -Is the strip club a place where you can just wander around like a typical club or bar? -Is there a dress code?

[Anonymous]

$20 a 2-5 min dance usually and you have to keep buying dances or the girl will soon leave and sit at another guys table, this is her job so she's not going to hand dances or her time out for free just like you wouldn't work for free. you dont have to pay for a table but its good manners to order drinks often for you and the dancer, if she sits with you then tip her every so often for her time. part of their job is to make friends with you and make you feel like the only man in the world so you keep coming back for that false adoration and flirting she gives you and she gets a regular who pays her. when you go alone a girl will usually come over and introduce herself then offer you a dance, if you dont pay her or tip her then they will tend to avoid you for the rest of the night and you'll quickly be pointed out amongst the girls as the free loader and time waster.

you can buy a VIP room which is more private but it costs a lot $500 depending on how classy the place is, the general rule is never touch her sexually or you'll get thrown out by security ask first to see if its the kind of place that allows touching. some trashy places let the girl give you a bj or sex in VIP rooms but in general its not allowed so dont assume first you are fully in your rights to ask her what happens in a VIP room its not rude or anything. if you sit at the stage then tip every 5 to ten mins while the girl performs her show (usually pole dancing)

[Anonymous]

I just dumped a stripper, actually. For female clubs, your money will be split into $1 , so it's up to you. Plus food is usually dirt cheap.
If you go alone, expect then to try to get you to drink and to pay on ththe fact that you look lonely. Tip one, get a million to follow.
Table dances are $20+, but just sitting is free (unless there is an entrance fee). If you look like you have money by dressing sharp, expect a ton of attention... but there usually isn't a dress code.

[TXNGAL506]

In Texas there are 2 types: all nude or topless. All nude is BYOB & at topless you can buy drinks at club. If you tip while the girl is on main stage she will pay attention because obviously she wants money. Lap dances can range from $10 & up depending where you go or if they have "specials". As long as you have the money you will get attention but remember it's her job. Once the money is gone... so is her interest.

[yaddayaddayadda02]

Why not get a hooker? You will at least get laid, not given blue balls

[Asker]

I'm not really looking to get laid, my friend. That'll come one day. It's just that I have been having such bad luck with women... it would be nice to around nwomen who are friendly and nice and naked (lol) and just have fun in a cool atmosphere.