If I am already rock hard and dripping with pre-cum then pretty much there is no going backwards. The fastest way for me to ejaculate is in a girl's mouth. So if I am at work I'm going to call one of my female coworkers who is also a friends with benefits and ask if she can help me out real fast. Then, about 3 minutes of her mouth bobbing up and down on my erection and I am shooting powerful spurts of warm, gooey sperm into her mouth. We go back to the office with my balls emptied out and my cum resting in her belly. Then I can get some work done.
Must be nice to have a woman on call like that. 😗
@Commodorell- that’s what I was going to say, @SpurtLover has quite an imagination, or he’s like a walking living all star cock of all time.., hence his screename it seems... lol who wouldn’t like to have a ready-to-go harem of cock suckers at the ready when at work...🤣😂 moreover, I’m not one to question the mans sincerity...,
Ha ha!! What a great question! (I have personally been in such circumstances. Here's how!)
Focus on something. Something that requires brain power. Something to make the brain and penis disconnect. Math, tomorrow's schedule, Payday, W-2s, Rent... All kinds of things!
(Allow 1-3 minutes for the penis to settle) But, it can take as little as 10 seconds to achieve a full-staffed, throbbing dick.
If all else fails, there is an emergency procedure: Tuck Him into the waistband.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!A good way for me is just to retract it, since it is a muscle.
Flexing your arm actually works. It doesn't kill the horniness but the unwanted third wheel goes away
Pinch yourself, think of something gross, go to the bathroom and pee, (weird but it works), distract your mind (crossword puzzle, sudoku, etc)
Oh yeah that is true just go pee and it calms down. Lol
Well now that I am more into middle age, it doesn't happen as often. Although it still does! I get away from people if I can and take some deep breaths and think of other things. At work it doesn't matter as I usually am wearing a long lab coat. LOL
Thinking math problems like adding or subtracting or multiplying works for me
oh that's easy, i just think of my ex wife... kills it dead in seconds... or more accurately pretty much instant.
given the experience i had with that woman, it's that effective even the mere suggestion or mention of her name results in "damn its gone!" it's literally packed its' bag and fecked off into federal custody, given a new identity and even had cosmetic surgery..
Hit it with a hammer. Or rip out a handful of pubes. Either will divert your focus.
Only two ways work for me.
Jump into cold water.
Beat it to death. (which takes time and makes a mess)
I just ignore it. Without any stimulation or attention it doesn't last long.
Ignore it and it goes away
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