How do we stop the Masturbation epidemic?

[Drewtate]

[AviatorTom]

You put a lot of effort in posting this. Unfortunately, it's all BS. Masturbation has been shown to have positive benefits. For example, masturbation reduces the probability and seriousness of prostate cancer in males.

Love the Bieber post... that's epic.

[Drewtate]

According to Big Masturbation there are health benefits

[lovesagirlshantel]

There are benefits to masterbating but the reality is that the healthiest thing is to be having sex regularly with a partner. While masturbating isn't bad, doing too much of it does lower a mand drive and testosterone and it's better to channel that energy into finding a sexual partner, working out or other areas in his life.

[Drewtate]

Do t listen to Big Masturbation's propaganda. Don't self rape.

[Drooogie4]

We can beat it together 😩

[Billlewis]

I don't view the rapidly rising number of involuntarily celibate guys as an overly negative phenomenon, because if we're objective about this, men are generally more polite, courteous and thoughtful towards women when we're not getting any penetration.

[Mansearching]

You look so enthused to do that... lol

[lovesagirlshantel]

Awesome answer 😂

[bananathunder]

I know that's right lol

[Billlewis]

How do we stop the masturbation epidemic? That's impossible, unless millions of incels suddenly start successfully bedding women.

[Mansearching]

Yeah at the age of 12... lol

[Astarlessnightsky]

We have to grab it and shake it until the white stuff leaves the one eyed snake.

[OfMiceandMen]

Good post, made me laugh again.👍

[BoopBoopBeep]

So if I rub one out I get coronovirus AND "homogay" on my hand? Where is that squirting out of?

[slatyb]

How's do we stop the religious nuts?

[msc545]

We ignore them

[artgorgeous]

To stop the masturbation epidemic, we need to learn how to suck our own dicks or just all men become gay. I wonder what would feminists say in this case.

[Dargil]

Why would we want to?

[Fireguy17]

I did not know this was an issue, it wasn't on the news!

[RealMarek]

This “epidemic” has been going on for all of history.

[Wonderingguyy]

😂😂 why stop it

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I once had a therapist who agreed that masturbation was part of a Bipolar Disorder now how is that possible?

[msc545]

It isn't possible. However, hypersexuality is a common part of bipolar disorder. Does that seem so difficult for you to believe?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@msc545 No, I kind of figure it out now, this does make sense.

[Exterminatore]

I found this bit of satire to be humorous. Except the last one.


We stop the masturbation epidemic by suggesting people have more frequent out of wedlock sex. Frequent fornication will decrease the desire to masturbate.

[tfan1]

You will never stop it. As long as males have a penis, and a girl has a vagina and clitoris, you will never stop masturbation / it’s a choice. Masturbate if you want to, if you don’t want to then don’t.

[Unit1]

I'll give you credit on one thing - if you go shitposting, you do it original and with real effort. AND not being anonymous too.

[BobbieBoy666]

Long as I'm alive I'm going to play with my penis with masturbation. I'm alone and masturbation is my sex life. 💞

[Jamie05rhs]

"Be there when she masturbates."

[LiamJHayden]

This is hilarious.

[Al_Musafir]

Being religious
Early marriage
Fasting
Indulging in sports
Avoiding seeing semi naked/naked women

[Christoff92]

Get a lovely lady and do some magic with her 😏

[dean53AU]

Epidemic? 🤣🤣🤣
Now that's hilarious, haha.
Nothing wrong with masturbating at all, my guess is that your opinion on this subject is due to your upbringing and possibly involves some thoughts from a religious belief point of view that you grew up with (no offence meant).

[Drewtate]

Don't listen to big Masturbation

[dean53AU]

I enjoy masturbating very much, in fact I had to stop doing it to reply on your question here.

[Exterminatore]

@dean This is satire. You do understand dry humor and sarcasm don’t you?

[Exterminatore]

@drew “big masturbation.” 😂😂😂😂 Big pharma makes the viagara so big masturbation can do their thing. 😂😂😂

[Drewtate]

@Exterminatore big government wants you to jerk off so you don't realise what's going on

[Exterminatore]

@drew To late. I’m well aware of the string pullers who really run things and I masturbate occasionally.

[mjt11860]

Gotta hand it to you, great reply.

[dean53AU]

😊😊😊