How do Yankees make love?

[Anonymous]

Down here in the South, we ride horses around and say "Yee haw!" so having wild sex comes naturally.

But how do they doing it up North?

[MysticDevice]

Here in the North we have to trudge through the snow up to the mountains in order to find a cave.

Then we delve into the cave with only torch light to guide us. We go until we find a wide open cavern with a hot spring.

Then we make love in the hotspring with the torches as candle light and whatever sun or moonlight shines through the cracks in the cavern ceiling while the steam melts the snow around us.

[Asker]

How does he earn Gina's love? Does he have to buy her a new spandex jumpsuit?

[MysticDevice]

He has to catch a grey wolf from the wild, tame it, and present it to her

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

We ascend to a high elevation area outside of town with a big soft, homemade quilt, and a flask of single malt scotch. We toast to our good fortune to have found each other and make love under the star light :-)

[Asker]

So you try to make it as Southern as possible, got it.

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

Just having fun with your question. We definitely have lots of homemade quilts in our home!

[Asker]

Just as long as it's not a blue quilt

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

Ha! We have a couple dozen quilts in our house :-). I'm sure some of them have blue squares/shapes on them, but our favorite has fall colors of maroon and orange.

[Red_Arrow]

We do it many ways. But we do not make love to our horses as you seem to dp

[Asker]

So you pay someone in hoop earrings, got it.

[summiter]

We get naked under the covers with a warm fire going and screw our brains out!. Maybe we should meet at the Mason Dixion Line and try each other out! LOL

[Asker]

Why don't we meet in Gettysburg and you can try a musket in your ass?

[Asker]

@Cousin_Stacey Just make sure you meet him on the Mason Dixon line, since he ain't got the manhood to go Deep South.

[abc3643]

I am not sure how the Yankees make love but, this year, it can't be nearly as good as the Orioles.

[AviatorTom]

Same thing, but Yankees ride a snowblower instead of a horse.

[Iron_Man]

They have cyber sex

[boobliker]

here in the UK we do much the same in the summer but in winter it is when and where you can get it.

[In_Trance]

The same way everyone else does

[Guido]

Way up in the Great Canadian North in our igloos, we shiver all the time. When having sex, we are natural human vibrators so just think of all the orgasm that provides. And we always do it on our polar bear rugs.

[Anonymous]

Yankees can also say "Yee haw" and ride horses.