How do you get happy hour or a mouth massage in an Asian parlor?

Anonymous

I prefer mouth massage but 🤷‍♂️

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Sorry guys, it’s not called a happy hour. It’s happy ending*

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Katie1964 Guru
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Probably go to a skanky Asian massage parlor.

By the way, I think you mean a happy ending or blow job. A happy hour is drinks with people from the office before going home. I have no idea what a mouth massage would be.
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- MijoMPapi
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  @Katie1964 Wanna message me?
- Asker
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  I think it’s called happy hour
- Asker
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  You’re right, happy ending lol. Damn even your massage parlor knowledge game is better than mine, girl
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- Katie1964
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  I have brothers.
- Asker
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  Can you get arrested for asking for a happy ending?
- Katie1964
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  I know where I live it just became a felony offense (becuase it was in the news).
- Asker
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  Well I live in NC so hopefully it’s not a felony
Shotia322 Xper 5
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Is that a blowjob?
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- Asker
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  Yes and happy hour means a massage on a mans penis
- Shotia322
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  Oh ohkyyy I see

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rachel776 Master
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don't the Asian ones just do it?
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AviatorTom Master
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Best way is to take a taxi from a strip club. Ask the taxi driver where you can get a happy ending. He'll take you to the right massage parlor and tell you how to ask for it. He'll probably also know how much extra it will cost.
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- Asker
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  I doubt any Uber driver around here would know. I live in a town in NC
- AviatorTom
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  Not Uber or lift. A licensed taxi driver. Many of them have working arrangements with strip clubs and massage parlors. There are plenty of those in NC, especially in the larger cities.
- Asker
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  That shit is overpriced. Not worth the price
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- Asker
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  Would you recommend a city like Durham or Raleigh over a smaller town?
- AviatorTom
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  Yep. Charlotte would be even better. Good luck!
- Asker
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  I go tomorrow. I’ll ask the cab driver
ShedzijGaG Xper 2
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Don't you just ask for it
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- Asker
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  I don’t know how to ask for it
Anonymous
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The place I go the Asian women there do the massage naked and the price includes a suck and a fuck. The women tend to be not particularly good looking but sometimes you just need Asian pussy
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- Asker
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  How do you ask for a blowjob or a happy ending?
- Asker
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  Could a black dude go in there and get a nice blow by one of those Asian ladies in there?
- Opinion Owner
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  Honestly I don't know but equally I don't see why not. You book over the phone so they have no idea what the colour of your skin is when you book.
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- Asker
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  The lady who answers the phone English isn’t great. I can tell. Do you have to get naked on the table?
- Opinion Owner
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  The English is rarely any good, normally they are just taught how to say basic greetings and sex acts. As for getting naked you kind of have to be for the happy ending. The first time I went the mamasan showed me to the room told me to get undressed and lay down and she would go get the girl, I stripped down but kept my boxers on because I had heard rumours it was a sexual service but didn't want to get it wrong and become a sex offender. the girl walked in wearing a baby doll and thong, took it all off and told me to take my boxers off it was at that point I knew I was in for a good time. Ever since I've just gotten naked straight away
- Asker
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  Lol I went to the massage parlor. All I got after the massage was a handjob. She was complimenting my size though 🤷‍♂️
- Opinion Owner
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  Did she take her clothes off? Did she mention anything about any extras?
- Asker
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  No and I’m glad she didn’t take her clothes off. She was older
- Opinion Owner
  1 y
  I quite like to see their tits while getting a massage. What did she wear? Would you go again?
- Asker
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  Sure I just gotta find out where the young ones are at? There’s a black one around here. I might try to experiment that one. Do they all beg for tips?
- Asker
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  She was wearing regular clothes. She was probably in her 50”s. She drained my balls. It felt very good
- Opinion Owner
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  I've never had one beg for tips they just agree a price and do their job.
Anonymous
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I'll ask my cousin how he did his? Not every parlor does it
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- Asker
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  I know and you can just ask an Asian woman because she’d either think you’re a cop or she’d slap you and call the cops. I don’t think I’d get slapped because I’m a big 6”4 250 pound dude 🤷‍♂️
- Opinion Owner
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  If that's the worst that can happened, than just go for it
- Asker
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  What are the chances an Asian woman slaps a guy my size?
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- Opinion Owner
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  Very rare, especially in these COVID times
- Asker
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  You can’t get arrested for asking for a happy ending or a blowjob can you?
- Opinion Owner
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  I mean, in this day and age...