How do you handle the guy who thinks he has a 🍆, but actually has a 🦐? Do you lie, or tell him the truth?


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Fyi. Not askin for advice. I watched a funny video on tiktok about this, and it made me wonder how others would react. It is just a question. I don't have a little guy problem🥴
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My opinion is it is better to tell the truth. Why have this guy walking around thinking he big when he ain't. I kinda think guys have a concern about size because we are so afraid it might crush his ego. But I think if we are willing to have hard conversations i think a small penis might be less of a ego crusher for guys. Is it really bad to tell him look yes, you're penis is small but it really doesn't stop you from pleasing me, and i do not see you any different.
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  • Lol I don't know I've never been with a guy and dont really think that I will be
    I think for the girl who's with a guy like what you asked i think it's up to her how she wants to handle it it's her choice . and I could see how the guys attitude and promptness I could justify whatever the girl has to say because his actions and his mouth I might just take it a little bit too far and she might have to say something as long as it is for that reason and nothing more

    My last girl friend would tell her girl friends about the sex we use to have I didn't know this until about s month after we broke up. So I was told by her girlfriends everything she had said. And that was cool. But then when breaking up she said anything she could a out me and my dick to hurt me in front of her friends and then on the phone with no audience she would say you fucking ruined me I will never find anybody like you again. Blah blah blah and after I put her on a airplane to get her out of here her friends had come over to my house and basically asked me if I wanted to date I said no I hate girls at the moment lol and me beingbeing a smart-ass I said not unless you want to be friends with benefits and they said yes that's how I found out about the stories about her telling her friends how we had sex
    So she had three stories I was great and then I was little no cock didn't know how to have sex 2
    ruining her and she will never find another guy like me to her girlfriends wanting to find out about a lot of things

    So I say if it's done out if anger it will always backfire. If it's done
    because the guy is arrogant and populous and full of shit then she has to make that choice unless she wants to do or how she wants to handle it because no matter what it's going to reflect back on her even though you're being honest and trying to put the guy in his place he just got to shows who you are as a person so it's kind of like a catch-22 for me it is what it is and the way I do things will speak for itself and I'm just me I don't need to be anybody that I'm not but I think this is a good question in many ways because it kind of shows who's the girl is to when things like this do happen I'm just glad I never have to deal with it LOL and I think it's kind of funny in a lot of different ways to

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  • in my opinion, a guy knows if he has a big (or small) dick. It's not rocket science, and most guys have plenty of experience measuring things in various ways, so it's not like we don't know how measurements work.

    So, in my opinion, if a guy has a small dick and thinks he has a big one, then he's a moron, and thus I'm not overly concerned if you hurt his feelings. While I don't support being cruel for no reason, if a guy has 4" and tells everyone he has 9", then he's basically ASKING to be put in his place, and I won't shed any tears if you do.

    Just don't be cruel to the guys who are honest - that's just wrong.

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  • Would be mean to tell someone their dick was small, though because of gym classes in middle and high school, I'm sure they know.

    Compliment what you can about a person's sexuality. If they ask you directly, avoid a direct answer and divert with a parallel compliment.

    If they're insistent, say that's not something you discuss with someone.

  • Maybe he's confident in what he has because he still can pleasure a woman with it, or hasn't had any complaints...
    Unless he comes right out and asks, I wouldn't say anything, some men are sensitive about the topic of their penis, but I also wouldn't lie and claim it was bigger than it actually is..

    • Mum! Telling him will just crush his egooo 🤪

    • @JoyGirl mum?🤔

    • Oh, yea. Jayla and I use to call her that. It stuck with me, ig. 🥴

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  • Do NOT lie but don’t bring it up. Hopefully, he’s smart enough to not ask 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • Yes i like your thinking. I know i have been there , thinking he wants sex , when he says no. I thought with one guy he was saving himself. But he finally said i only have a little one, i dont want to spoil things. As it turned out his was about 5 inch , and a very nice fit.

    • @gabby100 What a bloody mess you avoided 🙃. How is across the Pond…in the “Motherland” ? I’m in USA

    • Its spring it makes me feel great, i can get out without freezing by bits..

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  • The little guys tend to be realistic. It's Mr average with his 6 inch dick that's the problem. It's either "praise me for growing a big penis" or "boohoo I've a tiny one please comfort my ego".

    • Depending on where you get your statistics for global dick size 6 in is about a full 5th bigger than the average dick.

    • @Juxtapose 5.1 inches is supposed to be the average American dick size. So yes I am average...

    • @BLP11520 yep, and humans actually have very large fallacies for primates. All these guys in porn and whatnot are mostly injected to make themselves look bigger lol.

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  • Tell him the truth and don't patronize him. If he thinks he has 7 or 8" but really only has 6", it's better to respect him enough to let him know he's tiny, than to lie to him and lead him on. Just do it with respect to his ego, cause that's going to sting.

  • It is more common than you think lol. Many guys just like to exaggerate. I usually try not to hurt their ego unless they ask my opinion.

  • If the first guy your with has ten inches I guess the majority of men after would look like a shrimp. Doesn't mean they are but relatively speaking.

  • Uff only had that once and I said nothing lol

    • That’s funny, isn’t it weird that someone thinks he’s big when he’s not? How does that even happen?

  • Just tell him and keep it pushing

  • Always tell the truth

  • tf
    is he colour blind?
    CAN HE NOT SEE SIZE
    shrimps and aubergines are very different

  • A guy that has a small penis knows that he has a small penis. He doesn't have to be told. the proof is in his hand or in the mirror or whatever.

  • I'll tell him. I don't like liars.

    • But then you hurt his ego. 🥴🥴🥴

    • I couldn't give less of a shit about his false ass ego

    • Damn, girl…lol 😂

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  • he's already delusional. No point in going along with it, just tell him honestly and move on.

  • Tell him, the truth hurts sometimes 😂

    • Lmao

  • How do you define the difference between the two, and what kind of behavior does someone show when they think like the former?

  • I haven’t been in that situation, but tbh girl, lie…lmao
    Just get the dick, dip, and don’t call his ass, again. 😂

    • Me, my girlfriend says it would be better if I had a vagina 😅 because she wouldn't see the difference.

    • @joygirl lmao i don't think I could 🥴

  • Give it to him straight and humble the fool.

  • The guy probably knows he had a small piece of equipment. Maybe just compliment him on his skill. Remember, this was how he was born but he could make up for it in other ways.

  • Tell him the truth

  • Tell him it feels good. Show him a chart showing the average sizes around the world and offer to measure him to see how his compares.

  • It's true that most guys have measured what they have at some point and know where they fall in the range of small avg and big... however, I've unfortunately been in that situation before where there was false advertisement... he kept looking for reassurance. Asking things like "Oh its so big right?" Or some weird stuff like that... ummm... I am often too nice so. I just avoided the question anytime it came up. I mean... come on.

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