How do you not look at someone's oversized man parts when they're always hard and you see them every day?

[Anonymous]

Hey all- such a strange situation because I feel like this is pretty abnormal for a middle-age white guy.

I don't know if this guy isTarzan or if he needs to go to the hospital, but my coworker's dick is huge, His pants aren't even tight and it's just banana-ing around all day. A good chunk of the time he's erect, too, so it's either straight out or straight up. And he's just doing work and having conversations with a flagpole. Mid-conversation, sometimes he'll even spread his legs out facing me (with an erection) and make eye contact. (Is he testing me? Aye!)

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I'm starting to understand how guys feel when they see monstrous fake boobs.

Any tips for not looking? It's just out there and pointy. I don't want him to think I have any intention of seeing it sans-pants.

Tips from men in the opposite situation are welcome as well. Thanks!

[Dargil]

For me, it prominent poky nipples and camel toes. It may happen at the beach or gym.

There are times when I just have to get up and get away from the view lest I get a flag-pole myself. Imagine a mature manly-man being chased off by this young cutie.. She just tugs at everything.

[Asker]

Not what I asked for but... thanks? Lmao

[brianthenewguy]

I see this guy at a wearhouse I pick up material at and there’s this guy works there and he has the biggest bulge I have ever seen. I can’t stop looking ether he is hung like a horse I keep waiting for him to got to the washroom so I can follow him in see if I could get a look.

[EmmaMary]

Congratulations on winning a Troll of the day award.

[Asker]

Lmao this is surprisingly real but ok 🤣

[EmmaMary]

It must be so nice having all this free time whilst supposedly working, to be able to watch, see and observe all of this, in such close detail.

[Asker]

What? We work in a small office space together some of the time. Not catching your point. Plus I bust my ass at work so? It's funny because you think you're belittling a man, but you're actually slut-shaming a woman who doesn't want to give her coworker the wrong impression. Just because you've never been in this situation doesn't mean it doesn't happen on occasion.

[EmmaMary]

The answer to all this is very simple indeed... Just concentrate on doing your job/work, that after all is what you're actually paid to do.

[Asker]

Except I'm not a robot, so... Not sure why you're answering questions in the sexuality section if you can't fathom that people's sexuality complicates things...

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHGirl.

[DonkeyDan]

I'm guessing he hasn't got any stiff competition around the office, I understand it nust be hard not to look, maybe you give him the full salute. Just make sure you don't blow the whistle on him. It must be hard on hin too.

[Asker]

I won't! That'd be mean. He's a cool guy and I'd never want to get someone in trouble for something they were born with.

[Henry_-_Blakes]

You're looking at it you want to look at it. So just look at it.

[Asker]

Do you think he'll get uncomfortable?

[Henry_-_Blakes]

I think he'll get horny lol

[vald9inches]

Haha once i did something similar to a girl coworker of mine 😂🤣

[Asker]

Why? Was it just funny for you? 🤣

[vald9inches]

I was attracted to her and i wanted to advertise lol 😂. So i was teaching her how to do something on the computer and lifted one of my legs to kneel on a chair or something in front of me and i kinda had a semi boner and she could see the imprint on the side of my leg and she couldn't help but stare lmfao 🤣

[Tellme]

Why do you think you shouldn't look? I think it's fine as long as you don't stare or make him uncomfortable.

[Asker]

I'm trying not to stare is the question, it's just like a freak of nature and once you look you both want to and don't want to look away, if you get what I'm saying. Also he's single, I'm married and half his age. Don't want him to get the wrong impression.

[Tellme]

I think it's ok. Don't overthink it and just be natural about it.

[Zolly99999]

Honestly... Look at it.. and if you are really interested you ask to see it... ... Why not?

[EnglishEuropean]

If his man parts are always hard when you see him he must be hard for you.

[Asker]

Oooof so you don't think it's just touching it a certain way or thinking about memories at work?

[EnglishEuropean]

No sir, I don't.

[nudeNhorny]

I think it would be HARD for anyone not to see that

[Anonymous]

You are seeing something you think is his dick and is just material tenting.

no guy is hard all the time: