Most Helpful Guys


  • 2 when I'm louging and planning on sleeping there


    3 when I want to fuck the toilet


    4 when I want to do leg day


    5 when I want to watch the spider fight the cockroach


    6 when I'm going for a Guiness world record for loudest plop sound from my shit


    7 after I broke the toilet from the wall and contemplate my dumb decision


    8 when I'm practicing for my lifelong dream of being in the circus


    9 When I'm suicidal


    10 When I've succeeded in amputating my own body and committed suicide

  • Number one I'm fully and completely naked with my butt cheeks spread while sitting on the toilet. Then I get up from the toilet without wiping my butt-hole then I start the shower and get in so I can use the showerhead to dough out my butt-hole to clean out the remaining poop. 💞

Most Helpful Girls

  • Omg lmao. I am no answering this. Isn’t there only one way to sit on a toilet.

    • You can have some adventure 😅

  • 8. This way finished i can do a back flip in the toilet to celebrate

    • Never thought of that 🤣🤣

    • YouTube video on that

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Very strange idea of "fun."

  • At the moment 0 sums up my day

  • Definitely 9. I would try 0 but it's a little to risky for me. Wouldn't want to drown in my shit water

  • Zero and Seven preferably, but six is the correct way, so I've heard.

  • Depends on the type of poo I’m having that day. Usually it’s 0. But sometimes I switch it up between 8 and 6.

  • 9 or 0, depends on the brand.

  • 0 totally. I have to be submerged up to my chin in the toilet before I could even consider taking a crap

    • Omg. 🤮🤮🤮

    • It’s a joke obviously muck like @agape93 response. Relax. It’s ok.

    • You’re fine hon lol

  • Jeez- who does it backwards?

  • Yeah, 9 or 0... it's like swimming. WTF over. You kids must be bored out of your fukkin minds.

  • 10 :3

  • 8 all the way.

  • 0 looks interesting

  • 3 for me

  • Why?
    Are you into Skat?
    That’s Fuck’n Gross 🤢

  • 8 , because i like challenges

  • WTF?

  • 0 is my preferred position

  • Why the man on 3 is fucking the toilet :D others at least doing nor sexual things to it :D

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  • No 1. With a Newspaper. 😁

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