How do you remove a splinter from inside your vagina?

How do you remove a splinter from inside your vagina?
Like maybe you were using a tree branch to pleasure yourself, hypothetically.
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I was thinking of sticking the branch back up, but this time covered in superglue, and then leave it for a minute and hopefully when I pull it out the splinter will have stuck to the branch?
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  • Why not use gorilla glue... i hear it keeps things hard and is great for hair removal... like a brazilian wax.

  • I heard doctors are good for weird stuff like this. Right?

  • Lol dude

  • pull it with your friend teeth

  • o my god

  • Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Hahahahaha. (Sorry). But this is incredibly funny, but my god do I feel bad for you.

  • Probably come out during your next period when you shed the lining of your uterus. I don’t think Pinocchio has that problem using his nose up there when he lies to you 😊