How does a ugly guy gets a beautiful woman in bed?

[Anonymous]

[Rosexøxø]

Well if it’s for purely sex, a so called “ugly guy” can get a bed full of sex, when it’s with a woman who loves sex unapologetically the arousal and enjoyment of sex won’t require much other than the provider of the stimulant.

If there is anything that would turn sexually active women off, it’d probably be foremost anything on his person that seems unhealthy, sick/injured/infected/ irritated, and that’s about it I suppose.

To rule that stuff out, ensuring good hygiene will be best.

All body hair being either: luscious or naturally rough,

but NOT dry, brittle, matted, uneven.

Skin being either: hydrated/ moist (urized), or close to it, not anything

ashy/scaly/ flakey/ unavoidably red/ overly lumpy. Nothing leaking/ mucus oozing or so.

Nails: clean or like “living and haven’t hit the shower yet dirty.”

But not anything insanely grimy, heavily stained, odorous, or wounded from any kind of biting picking.

Teeth: obviously brushed and not potent in scent

I’d say weight ranging from crazy toned, to huggable chubby guys are cool.

Anything like close to 1,000 pounds would be more of a concern for anyone- doctor or not.

If that hygiene is kept and any bonus of a pleasant store-bought/ showery scent Is noticed, will be pleasant and welcoming.

So overall I’d say:

Ugly men who want long lasting relationships, need to have chemistry/compatibility with the girl and that could only come from a confidence or willingness to socialize with girls.

Ugly men who want just sex-only, would have to maintain their bodies, so it looks healthy enough to go down on by a sexually active woman.

I hope this helps.

Body positivity always 🙏

Healthy and Safe Fucking FTW- for the win lol 🏅

🤓😝

[Anonymous]

Be funny. Look at pete davidson and eric andre (both comedians, not good looking enough if i must say) they smashed emily ratajkowski (nude supermodel)

[PatriceONeal]

Pete Davidson and Eric Andre. Neither are funny. Both are andogenous.

[Opinion Owner]

They told you that?

[PatriceONeal]

No those are the facts. Only young girls are attracted to that feminine body and feminine energy.

[Opinion Owner]

hoax but go off i guess

[PatriceONeal]

Your whole life's a hoax bitch

[Opinion Owner]

lol anger issues kinda thing

[PatriceONeal]

Yeah you have serious anger issues. Maybe get therapy.

[PatriceONeal]

Imagine thinking your the better person calling me a hoax saying go off. You're a clown..

[Opinion Owner]

nah, it's all you

[PatriceONeal]

Stay anonymous w your ugly ass

[Anonymous]

Either a big dick, hope that word spreads like it did for Pete Davidson, or have a lot of money which Pete David has both lol you can still land a pretty gorgeous squirrel, just have to work a little harder to show her you’re worthy. Or you can pick up a used one, I say used because a lot of cute mom’s have kids whose fathers are POS. After a while she realized he wasn’t going to change, now she’s hit s peak in her life worried about being single so she may have lowered her standards because she’s looking for someone to help w everything she’s going through in life, kids, bills, her ex maybe if he’s still giving her shit, etc, etc. at that point she’s not looking for a companion she looking for help.

[kellytheman]

Confidence and maybe just being a normal person. I believe woman are always not into looks I mean I am not the best looking guy but I get quite a bit of girls with my confidence and sense of humor to get her interested and attracted to me. Woman likes the person the what they look like.

[PatriceONeal]

The girls you get are low grade and you know it

[Anemone978]

Funny, great personality... or for the whores just a big dick lol

[PatriceONeal]

The amount of men who've been laid solely based on their sense of humor remains at a constant 0 throughout history.

[Anemone978]

@PatriceONeal whatever you say...

[PatriceONeal]

Yeah typical nothing comment. This is why you women lose.

[Anemone978]

@PatriceONeal No, its just there's no point in arguing with stupid people...

[PatriceONeal]

Again. Nothing comment. Loser woman.

[PatriceONeal]

34 cat lady feminist democrat. Real nice.

[Anemone978]

@PatriceONeal LOL look who's talking, single, misogynistic loser :D and I don't have any cat's bro my little buddy already died.. I know you like me, that's why you have to comment whenever you see me :*

[rachel776]

make her laugh

[SnowedIn]

He asks.

@gummy_cluster... this one's for you.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Mr. Snow. I'm fuming right now, because I asked a question about gerbils, and the assholes removed it for being spam. After the fucking retarded mods remove it, it's reviewed by the retarded admin. Yep, no gerbil questions allowed on this site devoted to pegging guys in the ass. When they delete me, and they will, join similar worlds. They don't have retarded mods. Gerbils? Really? What does it mean?

[Gummy_Cluster]

But to answer your question... she was wookin' pa nub in all the wong places.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T0epZ9tjYdA

[SnowedIn]

That's really sad because my gerbil answer was pretty good. But Im still allowed to get pegged?

[ZackBan]

Chloroform, ductap, a rope...

[PatriceONeal]

Checks out

[melanieeeB]

Confidence and humor

[AviatorTom]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices an ugly guy in the corner with 6 or 7 women around him. He asks the bartender, "What's with the guy in the corner?" Bartender replies, "Oh, that's Pete. He comes in every Wednesday and licks his eyebrows."

Hmmmmmmm

[Orion76]

He is interesting, men don’t necessarily have to be handsome or Rich if women find you to be interesting it’s not a bad place to start, and if he jd interesting in bed wlll there you have it.

[UncleBilll]

I am but ass ugly, I do date girls a lot, you have to be very friendly, but not overbearing. I may look like a creep, but don't act like it. It takes time and patience, being a gentleman and and asshole at the same time, girls don't like wimps. Don't be cheap, but don't give in to gold diggers.

[PatriceONeal]

Or money

[Friendlybro79]

She probably doesn't think he's ugly. Just because you doesn't mean she does.

[Jamie05rhs]

Not sure haha. I've never tried.

[LiamJHayden]

Money

[LiamJHayden]

or fame. or he's funny. Or she likes something about him. Or she has pity on him. Or she wants to piss off her ex.

[Emiliamazing]

Or he is kind, and physically fit/attractive. Myriad of reasons.

[PatriceONeal]

@Emiliamazing it's "how can an ugly guy"

[Emiliamazing]

@PatriceONeal because an ugly guy can be fit, he can be nice, he can be full of love to give someone.

[PatriceONeal]

@Emiliamazing an ugly guy means he isn't physically attractive. Stop talking.

[LiamJHayden]

@Emiliamazing I was not attempting to create an exhaustive list, just give some possible examples.

[Emiliamazing]

@PatriceONeal sorry to upset you. Geez. Ugly is often only referring to a face.

[PatriceONeal]

@Emiliamazing no ugly means face, body , personality etc. Not just the face. Tell me how someone can be physically attractive and ugly. I'll wait. Your face is a part of your physical attraction. Geez women can never just stop talking you literally always double down.

[AngryCarl2]

Get a box of chocolates and leave a trail of them leading to the bedroom.

[MuyCalienteMami]

If you want a sure thing then I don't know pay for it i guess?

[PatriceONeal]

Aren't you adorable. It's called Money 💰 🤑 💸 😐 🤣

[Cheerfull009]

Love doesn't care for Colour and Race, most women need sexual satisfaction from any person irrespect of personality

[Anonymous]

Mucho dinero

[Anonymous]

Money