
What came first... the chicken or the egg? How did they become sluts? What level of stupid would you have to be, to not blame their partners in crime? I just find it so funny.
Mother: How is college going.
Son: I love it. I mostly just go to parties and bang chicks.
Mother: That sounds sweet, honey, but make sure to try and pass your classes.
Mother: How is school going for you, Sarah?
Sarah: Well, I mostly stay in my dorm room and study, but a guy in my chemistry class said he likes me.
Mom: You whore!
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