How many different ways can the penis size question be asked?

The most commonly asked type of question in the sex section is "is my penis big enough?" This question is reworded in different ways but ultimately they're all the same question.

These questions are never going to go away so let's help those guys be a little bit more imaginative. What's a more entertaining way to ask "how big?"
How many different ways can the penis size question be asked?
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  • You could try a unit conversion. Like "ladies, after anal sex how long do you want it to take for your third eye to close completely?" Then if you assume gaped buttholes close at a rate of about 1cm every minute you can get a sense of how thick the girl likes it. Or if you ask how much time she wants to be without breath while being steadily deep throated and assume a 5 inch threshold for deepthroating, if she says "10% of the time" thats 0.1xL = L - 5, or 5/0.9, which is 5.55 inches.

    Sneaky ways to infer physical dimensions without asking.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Oh how many ways?

    Let me think...

    Ah yes, as many ways as a square can be divided into four equal parts. (Just nice one part for boobs, one part for penis, one for vagina and one for girth).

    Yes, the answer is infinity. G@G still need a lot more server space to store them all.

Most Helpful Girls

  • *"are you into small, medium, or OH MY GOD"?
    * "Do you appreciate the smaller things in life"
    🤔
    "Do you believe good things come in small "packages"...
    "When you go "fishing" do you prefer worms or nightcrawlers"😂

    • Lol very creative! I’m sure more than one dude will steal the style from you!

    • @NYlatefun thanks 🙃🙂 lol new pick up line"wanna go fishing baby, I have a phat nightcrawler for you to use" 🤣🤣

    • Or “Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis”

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  • Ya you'll see a pattern, what questions come back, they don't seem to look up if it's been asked before

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • much more interested in people's relationship with their own penis... My last question didn't ask what size their penis was, just if they ever compared their penis size with friends growing up.

  • Never seen you ask a rhetoric, it's probably because you made a rhetoric noise when you deepthroated or spat out the jelly 👍🏼

  • I am sure men will ask that question in different ways that we have not thought of?

  • Come now Poppy let's not pretend we don't also have a plethora of "what size boobs do guys like", as well as multitudes of girls asking for cock size.

  • “How pleasantly penetrative is my pretty plantain?

  • I don’t make a big deal about it.
    When she gets in the mood she wants to take it out.
    when she see’s it for the first time, I like seeing her expression, Priceless!

  • well I am sure gag has had them all.

  • Why is it even asked?

  • until it's outlawed

    freedom of speech, allows it

  • 427.38 274689873 ways to ask a question in English. So 1,342,642. 738876 different ways to ask dick size

  • Too fucking many imfao

  • I asked the question on here before on my last account "Should the penis size questions stop?" And the majority voted no even the majority of girls voted no lol Yes it's asked a lot but from the persons perspective it's the first time they have asked it on here themself.

  • Ditto with boobs

  • Does it even matter either way

  • I love you uncircumcised cucumber 😄

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • Women never shut up about dick either on here.
    You talk about it a lot too.
    I swear some women have penis envy or they feel uncomfortable about how much they're obsessed with it too.
    All I know is that it's not just guys.

  • How big carrot is enough?