Sexual Relationships 
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(The most difficult myTake I had to do)
One Direction's "Perfect" has to be the worst song in history; but it gives men some excellent tips on how to play women. Ever wonder how so much sonic fecal matter can draw so much women? Scrambled takes it line by line. Their lyrics are the usual font, my comments in bold.
Opening:
I might never be your knight in shining armor (Excellent start, “white knights” are dying and will never have a chance. Never do for a woman what you wouldn't do for a friend. Only white knight the elderly and sick).
I might never be the one you take home to mother ( Again, Excellent, “Bad boy”, although it contradicts your pussy boy band image and I am sure you will be welcomed at church and by my grandma. But again, you can be that lame and still say that and get somewhere)
And I might never be the one who brings you flowers (“Bad Boy”, again, what women want. No flowers or white night. Very clever. But still not buying it from a pussy boy band though).
But I can be the one, be the one tonight (So you are a boy band BUT project bad boy…PLAYER alert. Excellent, women love players. Not surprised at the female fan base you have. This opening is incredible)
Verse 1:
When I first saw you
From across the room
I could tell that you were curious, oh, yeah,(alcohol does that too. But he is taking signals and not questioning it. He believes he is good and she wants him. All guys should be like this. She may or may not be curious, but you have to believe she is)
Girl, I hope you're sure (Like you care you wittle bad boy you)
What you're looking for
'Cause I'm not good at making promises (Lol…I would love to try this little line on a woman. Again, no white knight, flowers or promises. Rather regard her as a non-priority. As soon as you prioritise her and commit, you are desperate and needy.)
Pre chorus:
But if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms (ooooh, clever, bringing out the bad girl. Make her feel like she can be naughty around you. Dont be "freindly" as that is the jet pack to the friendshipzone)
And if you like having secret little rendezvous (As above and also adds the mysterious, which women love)
If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do (As we can see the pre chorus plays heavily on trying to tap the inner naughty girl. Not that many women are super naughty, unless alcohol is involved and brings down their inhibitions. The rest you have to pay for. A guy- cenric outlook that will get him missionary at most, but still laid and very clever)
Then baby, I'm perfect
Baby, I'm perfect for you (no…because you are super loaded and famous, hence you perfect. But if you say the right things as aboe, you can play a girl and get her)
Chorus:
And if you like midnight driving with the windows down (also helps when you have had too much alcohol and are going to vomit…kinda like what this song does to me)
And if you like going places we can't even pronounce (If you like doing things in bed that we can't even pronounce, then you are talking…oh wait, you wouldn’t know, boy band)
If you like to do whatever you've been dreaming about (money does that. But the chorus gives a sense of freedom and adds a lighter taint to the prechorus. Brilliant. To get a girl, always do the one step forward, 2 steps back routine. He overtly gets naughty in the prechorus, then comes back with a more innocent version of this. Genius)
Baby, you're perfect
Baby, you're perfect
So let's start right now (Excellent, exactly how players work. Be lame on the inside, project bad boy on the outside, and let the women flock in. Men, take note)
Verse 2:
I might never be the hands you put your heart in (the love game today, correct)
Or the arms that hold you any time you want them (Yeah…no girl likes needy)
But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment (the key in attraction, get a woman in the moment and she is yours despite what she wants in life. Man this is solid player stuff)
'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time (Friends with benefits…nice. See how he is requesting only sex without actually asking for it?? Not only is he doing this flawlessly but with the worst song backing it in history and its making millions. Again, men, know that women want sex but dont ask for it directly. ECome up with other ways, like talking shit, making crap music, or even 50 shades of grey proved that only once you write a million dollar selling book , do women take notice)
Repeat this shit x 1
Bridge:
And if you like cameras flashing every time we go out, oh yeah (using celebrity status…nothing like fame to bring in pussy, but One Direction are that lame they need to.But that said, your lyrics do show some devestating player techniques.)
And if you're looking for someone to write your breakup songs about (Nice…heartbreaker. Although I do think there are some people who want to write:”breakjaw” songs about you)
Baby, I'm perfect
Baby, we're perfect (Indirect way of asking to be a fuck toy. This ladies and gentlemen is how you bed a girl. Don’t overtly tell her you want to have a ONS, just follow the script of this song. Its very simple).
Repeat pre chorus and chorus. Get a bucket if you are dry heaving
P.S. I'm more of a Nine Inch Nails "Closer", guy myself.
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