How Penis-In-Vagina Sex Works: The Most Basic of Tutorials

How Penis-In-Vagina Sex Works
Today, I am going to teach you how penis-in-vagina sex works.

Step 1. Obtain consent from your romantic partner. All sex must be consensual. If it is not consensual, then it is rape and can get you imprisoned. Know the law in your area to understand what counts as rape and what does not. For example, some people believe that marital rape exists, while other people believe that marital rape is impossible. To stay legally safe, ask for explicit consent before, during, and after the sexual intercourse. Asking for consent may be as simple as "Hey honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Are you free?"

How Penis-In-Vagina Sex Works: The Most Basic of Tutorials

Step 2. Go to the bedroom. Although people can actually have sex just about everywhere, many people just have sex in the comforts of their bedroom. It's convenient, cozy, and private.

Step 3. Take off your clothes. It may be easier to disrobe after a shower/bath, because you would just wear a bathrobe with/without slippers. It may be cleaner to disrobe after a shower/bath, because you would not contaminate your sleeping area with dirty things from your every day life or work routine. Make sure that your partner's clothes are off too.

Step 4. Decide whether you want children. If you want children, then you may skip to Step 5. If you want to reduce the likelihood of children, then you should take out condoms from your drawer. Condoms should be put on the erect penis, so you should arouse yourself first and put on the condom. Please note that you may or may not control your arousal state, so you must be able to stay aroused for as long as possible.

How Penis-In-Vagina Sex Works: The Most Basic of Tutorials

Step 5. The person with the vagina lies on her (most people with vaginas are female) back. The person with the penis (most people with penises are male) lies on top of the female, facing her. At this point, the nudity and sexual touching should stimulate your sexual arousal. Kissing and hugging should also be done with the intention of stimulating sexual arousal. While both partners are in a state of arousal, the penis will find its way to the vagina. You must do whatever you can to stay aroused, so the penis will stay erect and the vagina will be well lubricated, allowing penis-in-vagina intercourse to take place. If a condom is used, then that provides one more reason why sexual arousal is critical in maintaining the rigidity of the penis. A condom on a flaccid penis may fall off and lose its usefulness. The coitus should consist of a series of thrusting motion by the penis into the vagina.

Step 6. Continue coitus until male ejaculation is finished, until orgasm is achieved for one or both partners, until sexual arousal diminishes, or until boredom looms.

Step 7. Sexual intercourse is over. You may sleep or do something else. Many people just sleep, because sexual intercourse takes place at night, and they are tired. Women should urinate after sexual intercourse to prevent urinary tract infections.

And that is how penis-in-vagina sex works. Hope you find the tutorial useful!

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Most Helpful Girl

  • This is too long.
    You could have just put this:

    ♪You put your penis in, you take your penis out.
    You put your penis in, and you shake it all about.
    You try some new positions and you turn the girl around.
    That's what it's all about!♬

    They don't call it hokey "pokey" for nothing ;)

    Yes, I made this song up. Yes I have too much time lol
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    • (No comment) 😂😂😂

    • ... One day, kids will sing this in the playground, maybe even at church.

    • @the_rake I sure hope so lol

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan

    • Lmao

    • LOL.

    • hahahaha

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  • There are nice variations on step 5. You have the kamasutra drawings and there is even a book on workouts with each others body while having sex.

  • Lol i don't even know what to say.

  • lmfao. print this out and hand it out to the public! :p

    • With a condom attached to the page, (not stapled through of course )

    • @Anpu23 great idea :p

  • This is a good information sheet for the clueless ones

  • "Hey honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Are you free?"

    I hope that this is not your idea of smooth.

    "Go to the bedroom"

    I'll agree to that one. I mean, there's other cozy, private and enjoyable locations too but yeah, bedroom is pretty much the standard place.

    "Take off your clothes."

    No shit, sherlock.

    "If you want to reduce the likelihood of children..."

    ... Or STDs.

    "The person with the vagina lies on her (most people with vaginas are female) back."

    Man, you have absolutely zero fucking imagination whatsoever.

    "Continue coitus until male ejaculation is finished, until orgasm is achieved for one or both partners, until sexual arousal diminishes, or until boredom looms."

    I'm guessing that for anyone who takes this advice seriously, it's the latter.

    "Sexual intercourse is over."

    What you mean is, "I fucked, I farted, then I went to sleep."

    "Hope you find the tutorial useful!"

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  • Only one position? Boring!

  • *gasp* noooo so that's how it works? gosh I just wouldn't have been able to figure that out myself. I mean it's not like it at all slightly resembles this children's toy.

    So remind me which hole do I stick it in again?
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  • Or, the man can buy the likes of a Venus 2000 and bypass all the legal liability and expense that is involved in dealing with women.

  • Can you make this a pocket-sized cheat sheet?

  • So many rules for something so simple

  • Instructions unclear. Got my pussy stuck in a meat grinder :0

    • It was funny when @entruder cracked that joke... Now I'm just disturbed 😕

    • @DivaMonae lol

  • Sounds boring
    Foreplay? Oral? Anything but vanilla sex?
    Come on

    • Step 5 includes foreplay. Not all couples practice oral sex.

    • I missed it Also I love giving and receiving oral

  • you like sex with wolves and lions? #weird

    • You completely missed the tutorial on where your penis belongs 😂

    • @DivaMonae dam it i screwed up, gimme a sec here well figure this out

  • Thanks for posting

  • Has "Hey honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Are you free?" really work anytime? xD