How powerful is your morning wood?

Chico_brah Yoda

Boyos.. I'm two strokes away from a cumshot when I wake up. I wake up humping some shit every time. It doesn't matter what.. I always wake up I'm humping something shit. Woke up humping my wall this morning and now my cock is bent sideways.

I go to my bathroom. Try and piss and make a mess every time.

Am I the only one who knows these feels?

I know your struggle bro

Vote A

I don't have this issues because I'm an estrogenic low testosterone beta male

Vote B

I'm pink anon

Vote C

Make America Great Again

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Most Helpful Girls

tinyclit Guru
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The best time to suck his cock is in the morning when his blood sugar at low, his hormones are high and his cock is hard. :)
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Winrey700 Xper 4
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Just because you're young and have high testosterone, doesn't mean you're going to have morning wood.
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Triss Xper 7
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So strong I would smash my boyfriend even tho I'm underage /10
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Allebana Guru
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Most Helpful Guys

NJ_Casanova Guru
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It's like an extra hand.. can use it to hold a towel, bathrobe, LOL
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- NJ_Casanova
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  Why would a girl down vote me? It's the truth and it's funny.
zorro8888 Guru
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So strong gotta find new ways to pee in the morning
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Pac-Man Yoda
+1 y
Voted B.

I have morning grass.
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ElissaDido Editor
+1 y
I know your struggle
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async Xper 6
+1 y
Brah. I had to stop wearing super comfy soft shorts to bed because i kept waking up with diamond dick and trying to procreate with my mattress.
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- Winrey700
  +1 y
  Why do you keep waking up with diamond hard dick?
- async
  +1 y
  @Winrey700 dunno, always have. Got worse after I started working out. So maybe being young and healthy and full of hormones has something to do with it.
- Winrey700
  +1 y
  Do guys who work out get morning wood easily?
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- async
  +1 y
  @Winrey700 entirely plausible. can't speak for other guys but it definitely affected me, took my sex drive and dailed it up about 10 notches.
- Winrey700
  +1 y
  message me:)
- Winrey700
  +1 y
  So since your sex drive increased, do you have sex a lot or do you try?
rgb008 Master
+1 y
Mirin
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Autumn-Bunny Yoda
+1 y
I don't know the struggle.
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Likes2drive Master
+1 y
Yeah I have same problem every morning
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JCT666 Guru
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Jan1ssary_ Yoda
+1 y
Ya.. I have morning tree actually 😎
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Shrooms Xper 5
+1 y
Very powerful...
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MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah Xper 7
+1 y
Legit never thought my cock could grow to 6.5 inch with an erection so hard bro
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lost_alice Explorer
+1 y
so you are back with this questions
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Blitzkrieger Guru
+1 y
Are you serious? Is your penis bend sideways now?
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USA2016 Xper 6
+1 y
Bro, I could cut through a steel wall...
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- Winrey700
  +1 y
  why do you get morning woods all the time?
- USA2016
  +1 y
  @Winrey700 it's not every day, just most days...
- Winrey700
  +1 y
  why do you get morning wood most days then?
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- USA2016
  +1 y
  @Winrey700 I have no idea...😕😅
- USA2016
  +1 y
  @Winrey700 is that really you in the profile pic?
- Winrey700
  +1 y
  yes, my profile pic is me. Why did you ask?
- USA2016
  +1 y
  @Winrey700 because you look great👌
- Winrey700
  +1 y
  since you are in college, do you hook up and try to hook up with a lot of girls?
- USA2016
  +1 y
  @Winrey700 see I doubt you are a real account...😅
- Winrey700
  +1 y
  So If my pic was an average girl, would you still think it's not a real account?
- USA2016
  +1 y
  @Winrey700 I mean it's more because of the questions you are asking me... but if it is really you... you truly are a babe
- USA2016
  +1 y
  Prove that it is really you...😌
- Winrey700
  +1 y
  Why? after you said you doubt it's me why should I, I could email you more pics, but I'm not looking for a boyfriend. Have a nice day (*kisses*)
- USA2016
  +1 y
  @Winrey700 Hey you started asking me questions😂 I believe it is you. I'm sorry...☺
- USA2016
  +1 y
  @Winrey700 back to your "hookup" question... I don't, but would if an opportunity came up...