How's this, for a fantasy?

Question

I was/am so horny today, that whilst smoking a joint, outside, with just a pair of shorts, a top and some slippers on.
You can see it's raining, and it's windy, too.
The wind is blowing up my shorts, and I don't have any underwear on... Making me EVEN wetter, than I already was... And I thought, I could just walk round that path now, in the rain, and walk up to that van, and say "excuse me, I'm really wet, can you help"? 😲😜😍

What do you think his response would have been, and why?

ohsheeT · Accepted Answer

I would be soaking wet because I was delivering packages and I would say of course come on and get in here where it's warm

And on rainy days I always have another change of clothes so I would ask you if you wanted to put them on and get dry or I would ask you do you live close by do you want me to take you home
But yes it is good fantasy and I really want to keep going with it and just to see how good it really could get and then you tell me if it's a good fantasy

Lliam · Accepted Answer

You can fantasize that he'd say "Why don't we both get wet?", get out of his van, walk you to a semi-secluded spot like a helpful man assisting a lady in need, and ravish you in the rain with his surprisingly big tool until you reach gasping, trembling fulfillment.

Naughtygurl66 · Accepted Answer

I am alone @ nite and would like company. I have a weird sense of humor and I prefer to hang out with guys. I like pizza 🍕, taco 🔔, but I don't eat bad all the time. So if you like a sober girl who doesn't mind cigarettes here I am.

DizzyDesii · Accepted Answer

He wouldn't even have to attempt to snatch/kidnap you. You’d just voluntarily get into the van

PositiveFlight · Answer

Very arousing. I know exactly how you feel honestly.

spartan55 · Answer

I need a visual of those shorts

SnowedIn · Answer

That's a HOT fantasy. Damn.

coachTanthony · Answer

Wow who knew! Winkity wink wink

OfMiceandMen · Answer

I would offer you my umbrella and my raincoat and escort you back to your place.

strateguy632 · Answer

respond, "if you need a towel go inside and get one" lol

MementoMori777 · Answer

That he's on the clock maybe lol

AviatorTom · Answer

Typical workers in the van would have handed you a towel... and an umbrella. If you really wanted them to take care of your "wetness", you'd have to be more blunt.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Sounds pretty good. I like when a girl is wearing shorts, and you can see the outline of her p**y wow that is hot !!!

Andres77 · Answer

That was fun

Mansearching · Answer

You don't even wanna know what i had thought. To many dirty thoughts. I might just go to girlfriend's house and take it out on her... lol

Dan_cColt · Answer

Honestly if some chick came up to me and said that I'd either think, A. It's a prank B. She's a pyscho or C. She's really horny, but damn that's all it takes for y'all a little gust of wind can even do it 🤣

Sparkie460 · Answer

I think he declined because it's a company vehicle and he doesn't want to get in trouble

DerekC321 · Answer

Sigh, I get aroused way too easily, I think. When I read your fantasy I got pretty hard. No underwear... up skirt... wet. My erection was at attention.