How should I sexually seduce my sister's boyfriend?

He's coming over tonight.
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  • Damn... you don't... you do that you slander your name, and ruin your relationship with your sister. This shows that you have no respect for yourself, and that's nothing to be proud of. Then again Ig a slut will always be a slut. This must be a troll question, because no one in there right mind would do something as disrespectful, and as low as this. Don't you have something else better to do?

  • By approaching him, wearing a big chicken suit while howling: "I have the biggest cock baby!"

    • Wouldn't it be a rooster? Cause chickens are the females

    • @joseyyywhales That's true. *Rooster suit*

    • OH! Or, you could bend over, spread your cheeks and yell: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! *updates this 7 hours later*

  • real advice... what is your goal with this mission? Just to get laid?

    • To have him all to myself

    • And you really think that's remotely possible because?

    • He chose your sister. If you try to deduce him he may sleep with you but he won't respect you or want a relationship with you.

  • how about suggesting a 3some? :P

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    Praying that hopefully he rejects you cold then tells your sister.

    • nothing will happen then

  • Start by touching and then go in for the kiss so on and so forth.

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  • He is your SISTERS BOYFRIEND,
    In my opinion don't even think about it

  • God I hope your trolling

    • I'm serious

  • Not.

  • I think you should get your own boyfriend.

  • That depends on how much you value your relationship with your sister. It's really poor form and I'd suggest against it. Let things play out with them. If they don't connect, then he's somewhat fair game to jump his bones.

  • Patience. Stay out of their r/ship and leave him alone. When they break up, if they do, ask your sister if she'd mind if you dated him. ... this is the right way.

    • I thought that my reply *was* real advice. What are you looking for? Are you trying to test him for her, because one of you fears he may cheat on her? What is your goal?

    • No that's good advice. It's better than not waiting and ruining things.

  • Don't.

  • Hello bored troll guy who's posing as a girl.

    • Thinking the same thing!

  • Sure, if you're a heartless, conniving bitch, and if you're okay with hurting your sister like that. Go for it.

  • Is he coming over tonight to meet with you or your sister? I think it's a bit messed up to do that to your sister.

  • Uh, why are you stabbing your own sister in the back?

    • um not i just want her boyfriend

    • Yeah, you pretty much are stabbing her in the back by messing with her significant other. Troll on, or go kill yourself.

    • noo why don't you

  • you shouldn't. simple as that

  • Horrible idea.

  • Show him all the picture of you nude on the Internet. That should get him interested. Then show him the rating the many guys who have fucked you put up on Reddit.

  • If you don't stop this atrocious nonsense, it's you who's gonna get hurt in the end.

    • but he's so big and it's what i always wanted

    • Have some respect for your sister, find yourself another guy.

  • Pathetic

  • Are you nuts? No way should you do that.

  • Why? So she can kill you and him when she eventually finds out

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