How to ask the guy I like and his big pineapple that I want to have in my holes?💦😋💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨?

Tomorrow I saw a guy's Dick accidentally in changing room and now I'm in love with it. Can't stop thinking nasty thing about him. And moreover I came to know that he lives in my block. How should I ask him to let me suck his pineapple and let him fill my holes?💦💕😋?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Damn well was he hairy or shaved below? I'd say wear something like a boody shorts or mini skirt with a croptop without a bra (nipples showing), then go to his house pretending to ask for something. Or if you have his number ask him to go over to your house when you alone, open the door in a towel like you just came out of the Shower, then invite him in to have a seat, either sit in such a way to let him see up your legs or accidentally drop the towel, it wil certainly get him hard

  • Why does his sound like a guy asking this question.
    I know some freaks and even those women don't talk like that.

    If you are a woman and are serious, just tell him.

    Say you saw him accidentally and you liked what you saw and ask him if he wants to go out.

    Are you over 18? If so ask him if he is DTF.


    You will get one of two replies... either YES or NO.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Now that is a troll question!

    How can you see something in the future and act as if it was in the past?

    You have capabilities that no one else on earth has. Congratulations. How about telling the world when a vaccine against the Coronavirus is available? That would make you rich instantly!

    • she will be needing to clear up that pineapple virus first.. yikes

  • You can see into the future and you wasted that talent on a dick instead of lotto numbers? Priorities

    • That dick worth it 😋

    • Worth more then 20mil in the wake of a global economy collapse? Riiight

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  • Tomorrow you saw his dick by accident... Pineapples? 🤯

  • As a cartoonist this is the last image I want in my head

  • girl you need jesus

  • Ouch, pineapples 🍍 have thorns

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/9NC2saE5MbQ

    Ah choo! 🤧

  • So just by accident you happened to be in the guys changing room! lmao

    • I was waiting for my friend to get out from another changing room while carrying his clothes that he gonna change again and again

    • So just how the hell do you know that all this is going to happen tomorrow, got a couple of crystal balls have you?

    • @Asker but how did u see his penis and what did u like about his specifically?

  • If you knew what a pineapple felt like, you would not want one near any of your holes.

  • cool story bro

  • If his penis is shaped like a pineapple, complete with serrated-edge sharp leaves on the tip and spikes on the body, you have a serious problem. - lol

  • Wear the sexiest dress and perfume go near him rub your ass on his dick act like a cat whisper in his ears and take him to your home and then cliche but still funny bow chika wow wow!!

  • shut the fuck up

  • Start with flirt. If you were a woman you would know it better.

  • Say do u like friends with benifits

  • Tease him.

  • Tell him you like pineapple on your pizza.

  • WOW you can see the future?