How to be polite in asking for a blowjob?

[Anonymous]

[dipta]

I'm not sure how politeness and sexual behavior can mix, considering you're not even a couple as well...
Is there even a way to say blowjob politely? And you wanna ask for that before anything else

I would think a gentleman would offer first and wait for her to reciprocate without really asking for it, haha. Sorry if I'm not really helping.

[HyperOrphic]

Darling, may thou please alloweth me to gingerly slide my loins within your mouth cavity?

Nah I'm just dicking with you. Just tell her you'd like a little oral play and promise you'll reciprocate, either after or next time.

[Asker]

Lady Shakespeare!! :P Thanks

[HyperOrphic]

No problem.

[AmandaLynn1930]

how about instead of asking for one, you just let it happen

do you kno if ishe likes sucking dick?

[Account]

"Blow me, please! Pretty girl, it is not going to suck itself"!

[Asker]

She'd leave when she hears the last part!!

[Account]

: ( Fine!

[RandomR]

If she is your girlfriend or friends with benefits you should be or get comfortable with each other to ask. You just come out and ask. There's no secret way in asking lol.

[madiangel]

It would really depends who you want to ask... can you be more precise?

[Asker]

Updated :)

[OverThinks]

"Hey babe, can you do me a favour?"
"Depends, what cha want?"
"Could you please suck my dick?"

or

"Babe, i'm feeling a little horny..."
-pointedly looks down towards his dick then says
"please?"

Haha nah, I don't know but i felt like writing that stuff. I'd imagine a please somewhere...

[Asker]

"Please" Guess thats the password!!

[smexiliciousss]

'if I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?' haha jk

[Asker]

LOL. The most creative pick up line for a blowjob!! Every guy needs a Harvey "Two Face" Dent coin now :)

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[yasimah]

Lmaooo there's no proper way to ask

[picklesaresexy]

DO NOT: place your penis near her mouth and expect her to get to it
DO: pleasure her first, or maybe ask if she wants to?

[emerald77]

Actually ask for it rather than just pushing her head down there. I think that's enough.

[mistysfun]

if u have to ask.. she had no plans to do it

[Asker]

Nobody leaves home with a plan to suck a cock everyday. :)

[mistysfun]

since i don't give out bj's to anyone but the guy i am seeing.. there r times when i kno before hand.

[Asker]

What's the use in knowing beforehand, if you ain't giving any?