Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
Next to each point I have added how these traits can be achieved. "g" stands for genetics and unfortunately implies you either have this or you don't.
How to be Sexually Desirable to Women:
Be 6'0"+ (g, or horrific limb lengthening surgery/shoe lifts)
Have olive-dark complexion (g)
Have clear skin (g, acne regime is too obvious and destroys skin)
Have protruding, wide and high cheekbones (g)
Have strong, forward growing midface (g, $20k+ surgery)
Have strong lower third (strong jaw and protruding chin) (g, $15k+ surgery)
Have good philtrum-nose ratio (g)
Have strong protruding brow ridge (g)
Have proportionate, masculine but not too large nose (surgery)
Have dark, hunter, thick but not too thick, straight but not too straight eyebrows (g)
Have hooded, green or blue eyes (g)
Have positive canthal tilt (g)
Have straight, NW1 hairline with thick hair (surgery)
Have ability to grow thick, even facial hair and to look good with or without it (g)
Have medium sized, slightly wide forehead (g)
Have robust skull (g)
Have solid, wide intimidating frame (g)
Have large hands, thick wrists, thick neck (g)
Have aesthetically proportionate muscle insertions (g)
Have less than 15% bodyfat (gym)
Have lean but muscular physique (gym, weight training)
Have 7+ inch penis (g, possible surgery)
Be unanimously desirable to all other women
How to be Sexually Desirable to Men:
Have a vagina
Breathe
What Girls & Guys Said
26 43It's maybe true in America but in my country it isn't.
For being attractive to a man in my country you need to be very fashion (follow the last trends). After even if you're chubby most don't care.
For a guys he just need to be romantic and not looking like a slob.
Well I definitely agree that in addition to having good genetics, men have to put in a lot more effort to be hot than women do.
However, I don't think you need to meet all those criteria to get a girl. At least not for a relationship. For casual sex women's standards are a lot higher.
Dude, I am laughing so hard, you have no idea. 😂😂😂
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You mad bro? 😂😂😂
Yeah, I am very mad.
This is dumb
lmao
Nah I'm good.
the fucking truth!
to put it simple as man you need LMS aka looks, money and status. things that you are either born with it or have be near death to achieve.
This is such a different myTake lol, I like how people are fixing it and providing their own list haha
This is one of the dumbest MyTakes I have read.
But I guess it's still kind of funny in a stupid way
There are too many horny men in America asking girls for sex, and doing whatever it takes to get it sometimes. Sex appeal like this is no surprise especially when girls get the ability to pick and choose from an assortment of men willing to lick their feet. If we men stopped our sex addiction (admit it, most men are addicted) and focused on creating a better world for the next generation we could erase this stupid sex appeal. When men are busy doing great things, and stop offering themselves to women, then we men get to pick and choose though the assortment of women that would want to be with us. But to get this to happen, we would need nearly all the men on the planet to change and follow this plan.
Correction:
How to be Sexually Desirable to Men:
Have a vagina
B̶r̶e̶a̶t̶h̶e̶ Go outside and let yourself be seen by men. Make sure you look good.
Don't be too fat.
I just wanted to mention it here and then go. But it's true, that maintaining beauty is a big pain in the ass (for both sexes actually). I don't know about the pressure women get but for some reason women are really attractive to me. They are simply... WOMEN 👩♥😍
I don't know what half the things for men mean. And you're being offensive to fellow men but saying they have shit standards.
I remember when men didn t give a flying fuck about how they looked and they still did well with the girls. They get women fixated on shite like tans and hair and teeth and men fixated on big muscles and all that crap so they can turn a profit from your vanity. I bet the guy up there is a high voiced fairy in real life with nothing happening between his ears and would bore the paint from the wall. His female counterpart will be just as narcissistic and stupid and insecure. What's the point in knocking your pan in, skinning yourself ( that means throwing away all your money for the idiots with no imagination on here) and turning yourself into a complete twat nobody wants to know for the sake of looking 'good'
Men only need money and a big dick. I don't think muscles matter at all. Ron Jeremy is a fat hairy and ugly douche. But he gets laid all the time because of his big dick and tons of money.
He gets laid because he is a porn actor, and he is a porn actor mainly because he is like a walking joke, an ugly fat guy who fucks hot women its funny and it sells, but most porn actors look like this www.google.cl/search
Reading this Take and then reading @fabulouspancakes comment shows me that BOTH genders have a very exaggerated take on what you have to do to be attractive
Sure, if you want to try and please EVERYONE, then go down this road, but for the most part, it goes something like this
1) Take care of your body.
2) Be confident
Seriously. If you just take care of your body and have confidence in your body, you can attract a lot of people. Anyone who doesn't want you for any of the reasons above isn't worth being with even if you had it
I can't name a SINGLE GUY/GIRL who appeals to what either of these 2 said. I can't even name a guy I know IRL is taken who has this amazing Channing Tatum body
At least FabulousPancakes acknowledges how ridiculous it is
Huh I thought I was the only who had problems with women I guess not
We all do bro, some of us simply have the balls to admit it.
This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today lmao
Have a vagina
Breathe
for some, number 2 is optional. LOL.
FUNNY POST!!!
Number 1 is optional as well.
How many guys actually have rock hard abbs and huge muscles? I don't know any.
In truth if those were the requirements men actually had to fulfill only about a tenth of a percent of men (if even that many) would have a girlfriend.
Those are the requirements to have an attractive girlfriend, most guys would settle for a 3-4 i do have rock solid abs and i would settle for a 5.5 meaning a girl with a nice gym body and an ok-ish face
I mean, I do... Not "rock hard" or "huge" but I have a six pack and decent arms/chest/legs/butt.