How to Fix Your Broken Relationships pt. 3

[GnatSocks]

This is also you. This is you realizing what must be done.

Are you ready to read the next exciting installment of 'Everything You Know Is Wrong'? No? Too bad. Read it, nerd. I apologize for heresies. I'm still quoting it directly as written. Ignore the heresies. The lesson is valuable.

Part 1: How to Fix Your Broken Relationships pt. 1.

Part 2: How to Fix Your Broken Relationships pt. 2

Lesson Six

It's all about SEX!

This is going to be the hardest part to write… I am about to tell you something you probably have never heard before, and many readers may not like what I have to say. Be warned, even if you think you like what I'm saying at first, you may not like where it goes from there! But it cannot be helped, I set out to share my hard-won wisdom on the relationship between man and woman, and I'll stick to the plan and speak until I have spoken. Where you take it from there is up to you.

The thing I'm going to say first, which you might think you enjoy hearing, is that what we might for simplicity term "feminist ideals" lie at the core of all sexual dysfunction. There is actually much good to be said about striving for lofty ideals of equality in many aspects of life, but there can not be even a trace of such ideals in the bedroom, or your sex life will go to crap!

The fact of the matter is, sex is about the Man fucking the Woman, and the Woman being fucked by the Man. One of them is Yang (active/initiating), and one is Yin (passive/responding). Where's the equality in that? Nowhere! They are two completely different energies! The cosmic magic comes from the interplay between the different energies, but they are not, and will never be, the same kind of energy! Their roles in the interplay are distinct.

Sex between a man and a woman is thus inherently unequal. Sex MUST BE ALLOWED TO BE unequal. If you wish to compromise on this point and experiment with gender equality in any form or shape in the bedroom, go ahead and knock yourself out. I just hope you'll remember what I am telling you here a few years down the road, when you're wondering why life sucks and why you have such a shitty sex life. Perhaps you'll reconsider then.

I had 20 years of a miserable sex life going from borderline acceptable to bad to worse to a joyless stroll through a minefield, and the root cause was the tiniest splinter of feminist ideals that I had lodged in the back of my head. When I finally managed to remove it, and accepted, FULLY ACCEPTED, that I am the Man, and my wife is the Woman, no ifs and buts about it, then things took an instant 180 degree turn, and our true sexual journey together began at last. There is no other way to state it. Sex was utter misery for us, then - sudden perfection arose out of the ashes like a Phoenix!

Just like that!

Just because I stopped believing a sugar-coated lie I had been fed, the lie that men and women are, or should be, equal! (It's the "should be" that really gets you… We all KNOW men and women aren't equal, but we can still cling to the idea that they should be. That thought is pure poison.)

I offer you this most hard-won wisdom in the hope that it will spare you many years of sorrow. Ignore it at your own peril!

You must thus exorcise the demon of gender equality from the bedroom and cast shim back into whatever hell shim crawled out of! Call a Catholic priest if you must, just get it done!

Now where might those pesky gender equality ideals be lurking? In your woman's mind? Possibly. But they're actually just as likely to be contaminating YOUR mind as hers! And that's actually a much bigger problem. If SHE is the one having feminist delusions about sex, it's not a big problem, because she is Yin and will as we have already seen naturally respond to the correct point of view and adapt to it. And since the correct idea will make her feel better, she will not mind.

But if YOU are the one having feminist delusions about sex, oh Brother, you are in for a rough ride through life!

You don't think you do? You're a big boy, a real stud, you know this shit, right?

Well, now we're getting to the part you probably won't like to hear…

Many men have the idea that the ideal sex life should include things like the woman sucking his dick, and enjoying it, hell she should practically worship it.

That is pure feminist delusion.

Why? Because that would be the woman doing stuff, and the man lying there and responding. The roles of Yin and Yang have been inverted!

Lesson 6 contd…

Many people actually do things this inverted way all the time and refuse to see a problem with it. It's just the modern and enlightened way, where the man and woman take turns fucking each other. They never stop and consider that this "enlightenment" was copied from porn in the first place. Some even go as far as to putting a strap-on on the woman and having her fuck the man in the ass. They claim they enjoy it and have a grrreat sex life.

This is a lie.

How do you know it is a lie? Because you can easily see the symptoms of the dysfunction of inverted gender roles. The first symptom, is an escalating "kinkyness". This is because all that "grrreat" sex is actually deeply unsatisfying to both parties, and there is a constant search for that "magical special spice" that will make it as good as they instinctively know it should be.

The only magical spice is to revert the gender roles back to their natural default values; man as yang, woman as yin. Then the journey towards a fulfilling sex life can finally begin.

You wish to cling to the idea that your woman should suck your cock like a porn star? Or more generally, that she should feel the same way about sex as you do? That the two of you should "take turns"? Go ahead, waste as many years as you like on your delusion! Hell, I wasted 20 myself on this downhill slope to nowhere, so who am I to judge!

It's true it doesn't matter which way you do it sexually on a purely physical level, it tingles nicely in your sex organ either way. But that's not all sex is about. Sex is a deep spiritual bonding and energy exchange, and if you don't believe that matters, then I can't help you. A truly fulfilling sex life in a life-long relationship will stay out of your reach.

If you don't want to believe it there will be little more I can say to make you change your mind. Life will teach you in the end though. It just takes a lot of time and suffering.

I suspect I just lost quite a few readers by saying this unpopular truth (she's not there to suck your dick), but for those men who are still with me:

You have gotten this far, which means you understand what sex is about. You understand that the woman is the violin, and you are playing her, she is the field, and you are plowing her, she is the sex goddess, and you are pleasuring her, only thereby pleasuring yourself. You understand that the glorious and most holy centerpiece of your sex life is not your dick, it is your woman. All of her, mind, body and soul! You are already far ahead of the crowd, and I salute you for your wisdom!

I do not need to tell an enlightened man such as you how to pleasure your woman, you already know what you need to know. But I am going to offer some quick advise on how to make her ready to be pleasured.

Acknowledge that your woman has the most difficult role to play.

Sure, she's "just lying there", but that's the superficial perspective. What she is actually doing, is surrendering her entire being to you, mind, body, and soul. Have you ever submitted so totally to anyone?

No, you have not. You are a man, and you are not even capable of such a wondrous feat.

Thus it behooves you to have great respect for just how precious and delicate her act of surrender truly is, and understand that she cannot do it when she is not feeling emotionally balanced and have the fullest trust in you.

And if women have one weakness, it is that they have a hard time fixing their own problems, as a man would see it. She needs your assistance to cleanse the emotional debris a day at work has left her with. You need to listen to her, you need to massage her, you need to soothe her and take care of her until she is ready to surrender. All the time without a trace of expectation of an eventual "payoff", or the whole exercise will be in vain.

You need to do this for her, not ONLY because she needs to be in a balanced state, but ALSO because you need to gain her trust once again. To gain a woman's trust is not a one-off affair, it is something you must do anew every time, because her surrender takes place in the eternal now where only the present moment exists.

You don't gain audience with the goddess any other way.

Lesson Seven

Nice Guys Suck Smelly Goat Balls!

Consider the giraffe. Here you have a creature with a six foot neck that can hardly reach the ground. Do you think nature gave this creature a brain that dreams of grazing in the field with the cows?

No! Nature made sure this creature got a brain that thinks "oh boy, those fresh shoots in the top of that tree looks yummy! Let's see if I can reach them!"

Now consider another creature, one that nature gave the capability of having seven orgasms in a row. Do you seriously believe such a creature would come with a brain that actively tries to avoid sex?

No fucking way! Nature would make sure such a creature want nothing more badly than to have its brains fucked out! It craves it, it yearns for it, it is instinctively drawn towards the one that can make it happen!

We call such a creature a "Woman" (that's Wuh-Man to you, Grok, please try to keep up).

This creature was created one day when God was trying to come up with the perfect birthday gift for Adam. This is what God was thinking when he made her:

"I'm going to make something really special for Adam this year, a real treat! I'm going to make a creature so dazzlingly beautiful he can't take his eyes off it, so soft and cuddly he'll want to play around with it all day, and I'm going to give it a mind to serve him and pamper him and treat him like a King! And it will demand nothing in return, just seeing that Adam is pleased with it will be its greatest reward! Knowing Adam, he's definitely going to want to hump this one, so I think I'll make it want nothing more badly than to have its brains fucked out as well!"

When Adam unwrapped his gift, he exclaimed:

"Oh my God! This is the best present EVAR! It's even better than that "Dog" you gave me last year! Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're the Man!"

And then he played with her all day and fucked her brains out until he passed out from exhaustion, happy as a pig in slop!

But that was then, and this is now. Now Adam refuses to play with the toys God made for him anymore, instead he sits in the gloom of a new synthetic man cave he built for himself in mommy's basement, and whines on the internet all day long about how much women suck.

What the fuck happened to him?

I'll tell you what happened: Adam played a little too much with himself. And he didn't do it like a man either, fiercely and with power of intent, he did it like a girl, gently and sensually, for hours on end every day. He sat there and explored all the tingling sensations he could induce in his body until he had blown out all his Man circuitry with girly energy, and then he was reduced to a quivering lump of self pity.

His favorite toy, woman, abandoned him. She was imprinted to respond to his Man energy, and he didn't give off any such energy at all anymore, so she naturally lost all interest in him. Instead she was fucking his former best buddy, Mr Ass Hole, who Adam wasn't friends with any more since he had begun to act a bit like an ass lately. His ex-friend couldn't help it, the fact he was getting ALL the pussy these days, including Adam's share, had sort of gone to his head.

Wallowing in self pity, Adam created a self-serving mythology to comfort himself. In his delusional world, Adam himself was now a Nice Guy, and the whole Universe around him was Evil and out to get him. And the worst of all his imaginary enemies was woman. She was an evil backstabbing bitch who never appreciated him for being the Good Guy who was always rolling out the red carpet for her. She was the root cause of the rotten state of his entire Universe. And to add to his misery, she was fucking the Bad Guy, just to spite him! The same Bad Guy who Adam thought he had to smile falsely at all the time so he won't beat the crap out of him, that's how afraid he was of him.

This is of course just what a lot of girly energy swooshing around aimlessly in a man's body will do to his brain, but Adam didn't know that. He didn't realize how much he fucking sucked either, that's how lost he was.

Enough Biblical travesty!

Lesson 7 contd..

Let's talk about something useful instead. Let's talk about how female sexuality really works.

A woman has a little compass in her brain that senses the special kind of magnetic field that a man sends out (Well, a man with properly operating yang circuitry anyway). When she walks into a room and a man sends out a particularly strong such man-gnetic field, her sexual instincts kick off immediately. She thinks "That guy over there, he will fuck my brains out! I can just feel it!", and then she starts moving in his direction. As she is walking, her brain sends a signal to her pussy to lubricate itself in preparation for the pounding it is going to get.

When she reaches him she will unfortunately have to push aside the rest of the women who are already gathered around him, desperately trying to get his attention. It's as if they're all jumping up and down yelling "Pick me! pick MEE! Take me now, I'm yours! Oh God, fuck me!!!" It's going to be a fierce competition tonight, but the woman is going to do whatever it takes to get her pussy pounded by this man! She needs it badly!

The man in question is in no hurry to make his picking though. He's eventually going to pick some woman he'd like to fuck tonight, as he does every night, but right now he's just enjoying his beer.

This is reality. This is how things work. And more than that, this is how God/Nature designed it! It is a glorious and wonderful design indeed, except of course if you are that other guy who desperately wants some pussy but can't have any, because you can't seem to get any woman to even notice you exist. Then life kind of sucks. For you.

I know you are a nice guy, and the guy the women are flocking around is a certified asshole, but don't make the mistake of thinking that's why they're flocking around him! On the contrary, women like nice people as much as you do! The asshole is not attracting them by being an asshole, he is attracting them by sending out energy that attracts women, and you don't.

It's really as simple as that! The fact he is an asshole is mainly because he can fucking get away with it, and he's not wise and enlightened enough to behave well when he doesn't really have to.

But please realize most nice guys aren't any better! They're not behaving well because they are more enlightened, they're doing it because they must - rolling out the red carpet before the feet of every woman is their only hope of ever getting to interact with one!

Things aren't supposed to be like this. Both the nice guy and the asshole are supposed to be attracting girls. And if they were, they would be sharing the pussy fairly. And if they did, none of them would become twisted into either assholes or nice guys (both are abominations of equal order), they would just be guys, they would be friends, and all would be well in the world! There would be no more wars, because no man on Earth has time with that crap, when there's enough beer and pussy to go around!

I want to help make that utopian vision come true, and that's why I'm telling you these things.

Because you can make it happen for yourself! You can learn to be a man such as nature intended, and naturally attract women. It's not rocket science, you are just relearning to be what you truly are, and how hard can that be really?

But when you do make this change, please don't abuse your new-found power! Don't become an asshole! Don't trample down the whole field of pussy that is waiting to be harvested, leave some for the other guys! In fact, I urge you to just pick one woman you really really like, and then love her with all your might until the day you die. You will die a very happy man indeed!

This is getting long, so I'll have to wait with explaining exactly how to do this until next time. If I'm not showing up, that just means I got stuck in an IP range ban again. Then it will take however long that might take, you never know around here.

I'm not saying this to complain about the frequent bans of my IP range though. This place is unstable like that, it's laced with nitroglycerin and has the kiddie safety switches set to "off"! And that's exactly why we're all gathering here and not somewhere else: because we're not a bunch of wusses! We take the good with the bad.

This is honestly the one that took me the longest to accept. It's the craziest of them all, but it's important and honestly I wondered why I just wasn't interested in BJ my last relationship. It's this nonsense here. But it improved the sex life of my relationships more than I would have realized.