How to masturbate without getting caught?

So I really want to start masturbating (I am 18 and a girl) but can't figure out how to do it without being caught. I live with my parents and my two little brothers. One is autistic and will burst into anyones room without notice at random times. I am also not allowed to lock my door unless I take a shower (will explain shower situation later) and most times if I close my door one of our cats will sit outside my door meowing until it is opened and if I don't open the door someone else will. Because of this my door is almost always cracked open, so the cats don't scream. I would do it in the shower but my parents say I take to long when I shower normally, masturbating AND taking a shower would for sure get me grounded or worse, caught masturbating. I'm also never home alone and in college now so when I am home I'm not by myself. I wanted to live in my own dorm but if I move out my parents won't help me pay for college and I don't have enough money to pay for college myself. Any advice on how I can fix this masturbation situation?
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  • I can relate to the damn cats... When I lived at home my cat would not allow any door shut, even if she didn't wanna be in the room! She'd use her front paws and keep trying to scratch at the door and howl! Let her in... she wanders around for a little bit... then leaves! Shut the door? repeat!

    Anyways, I would say when everyone is sleeping with the door cracked you shouldn't get caught under the covers if you're not the type to moan a lot.

    Other than that I would say (and many others will probably know what I mean), just use and abuse the hell outta moments when no one is home. Sounds lame but that's what many do who don't have privacy.

  • Firstly if the cats are such a problem, have them in the same room, they are not going to judge you. As you mention your brother does not go to bed until 2-3 am I suggest you do it early in the morning before everyone wakes up. As you got the cats, shut the door so you won't be heard, and if you are really that loud hide yourself under the sheets to muffle yourself. Also take advantage of any moment when the house is empty. Last option is to find a boyfriend with whom you can have sex. so you won't need to masturbate :)

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  • Why don't you just ask your parents if you could take a bubble bath sometime, when it's convenient for everyone. They can hardly yell at you for that.

  • When you are in bed under the blankets? When everyone is sleeping it shouldn't be a problem.

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  • Lol at meowing cats. Let me get this straight, you have no privacy because of cats? Funk that. Shut the door, put do not disturb, stick one or two doorstopper wedges under the door and shift heavy furniture behind it. Then turn the music on and party. Every kid needs privacy and girls especially, You need to talk to your brother and your parents about him and the cats.

  • ummm... your college life is bullshit just go find some dude and fuck say you're staying out late to study or just masturbate in the bathroom and say your were taking a huge shit XD

  • Hey by now giving what is going on today 3/30/2020. You are probably at home taking classes! So maybe try to masturbate late at night. Or early in the morning like when everyone is still sleeping! Maybe try saying you don’t feel to good and go in the bathroom and start to masturbate and say you are going to take a shower. Start running the water get in the shower and the rest is up to you!
    You should enjoy your body!
    Good luck!

  • Do it when you are supposedly pooping but you are not. I am guessing you can close at least that door and lock it?

  • Some things to do and places where you won't get caught masturbating
    Use a garage, basement, do it while in bathroom on the toilet
    Bunch blankets up sit on them rub your yourself on them slowly
    Move your legs back and forth causing friction between your legs
    Hump the bed slowly at night with using your hand little
    I think it's old fashion and crazy to worry if someone needs to
    masturbate and even to get mad is totally wrong i know my cousin
    used to get mad at me i just ignored her and say fck it

    • If I'm horny and i need to masturbate i go to the basement when i need cum i do it i will clean messes up later no one stops me

  • First advice: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT HOUSE!!! Lol, sorry, but I mean it. 18, you're ready for lots of things, not just touching yourself or moving to a dorm. What's with all the parental control? I get it for your younger brothers, but you're done I'd say.

    Now seriously... there must be times when they leave and you can be alone, or times when you're supposed to be home, so the home is empty (like you're supposed to be in college so your parents are running errands or stuff)... or experiment with a girl friend that does live in a dorm :p

  • Gosh i know that feeling when u want to me time but u cant. why wait until everyone is asleep sneak away some where private and do your thing. U are going to have to improvise in your situation. hand in there my friend. something will work out.

  • When in the shower rush the washing bit and spend ten mins with the power flow pointed at your clitoris grab a boob with the other hand.
    find a friend with benefits you can go to for hand stimulation only... I would have done that with you at 18...

  • Set an alarm for 4 O Clock in the morning, do it and sleep again...

  • Find a dude and go to his place. Or a girl.

  • Dont pull your pants down and starting masturbating in front of people

  • Have you ever thought of masturbating late at nivht wbe. Everyone is asleep

  • It's our Anonymous Girl-Pretending-to-be-a-Guy Fake Question of the Day!

    How to masturbate without getting caught?
  • Do it late at night like 2-3am when everyone's asleep and your in the dark

  • Apparently you described a situation where you can't. I don't believe you but if true then just don't do it.

    • Sadly it's very true, that's why I posted it, but if you don't believe it it's all right, everyone has their own opinion

    • Well if it's true you need to put your foot down and set some boundaries about you having privacy.

  • Do it when everyone is asleep, the cat reminds me of the one on 'meet the fockors':)

  • Do it in a bath. Do it in your bed at night when people are asleep.

    And fuck everyone else, get a damn lock for your door. Your parents aren't savages, they know you need your space. You're a college aged girl, autistic brother or not, no one should be able to barge in on you. What if you're changing, or getting dressed?

    It's privacy and it's a basic human right.

  • In the shower or on the toilet.

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  • wait until everyone goes to bed? can you do that or wake up earlier

    • I could, but my other little brother (he's 13) usually doesn't fall asleep until 2-3 AM. If I do it at night I could risk him hearing me.

    • then just wake up at 2-3 AM then