How to order sex toys without my parents knowing?

I live with my parents and I really want to order a dildo, but I don't want them to figure it out
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  • my parents never open my packages, i order stuff online occasionally. I've bought some stuff they never knew what it was because it never said on the box what it was. when you buy sex toys they never put something on the box that could give away whats inside so you can safely order stuff online if you are certain your parents won't open your packages. also be sure to check if the website you are ordering it on has discreet packaging.

  • Open a PO box at the local post office. have it sent there and then sneak it into the house

Most Helpful Girls

  • Well, I can't really give you ways to hide it from them but generally sex toy companies ship with discreet packaging so it probably won't say it's a sex toy and if you get questioned about it, now is the perfect time because you can say you had ordered a gift for Christmas and it just arrived :)

  • They come in plain brown boxes with no indications on the outside. Personally for pleasuring yourself I think clit vibrators are better than dildos. But if you're going to get a dildo, you might want to get a realistic one, even a cum shooting one, so that you can practice realistically.

    • Yeah I was maybe gonna get both or one that does both

  • You could either get it sent to your place and say you just ordered some candy (you'll have to buy candy elsewhere so it looks legit) or get it sent to a friends house who you trust? Or move out and then buy one.

  • If I was you I would buy it from the store. It's scary if they open your box and pull out a dildo. So much awkwardness would be saved or get it sent to a different place like your friends house

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  • Can you physically go to the store and buy one?

  • Most come in plain packaging that doesn't say crazy stuff like "to so and so from rubber dicks and willies" lol. Just regular fedex box.

  • Get a post office box.

  • Order it at a friends house and have it delivered somewhere else.

  • Do it in person if ya can't order it

  • are your parents around when the mail comes?

    • Depends on the day

    • usually mail comes around noon to 3 pm where i live.

    • Yeah same but my parents are home some days and not others

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  • Go to a sex store (it's not as awkward as you think). Or Amazon or any website usual uses discreet boxes. Or use your friend's address. Or just go to spencers if one is near you.

  • Why not just go to Spencers and by it in person?

  • Go to a store instead of ordering it online? Or get it from Amazon?

  • Just go to the store, it's only going to be more complicated if you order it and try to get the box before your parent's do.

  • Get a PO Box

  • Go to a sex store, buy it in person. Risk eliminated and you save on shipping.

  • Amazon uses the same packaging for textbooks that they use for sex toys.

  • Order it to a friends house

  • Just order it and tell them you're waiting for smoothing else and to not open it because there's lots of small parts to it that can't get lost

  • When you get a good answer tell me 😊

  • they come in regular boxes. it doesn't say the company name or anything.. just have it shipped when you're home alone

  • You are an adult.. just do it.

  • Send me a nude and I'll bring it to your house

    • Geez it was just a joke, why don't you just do it through Amazon? Their estimate is normally spot on with when a package shows up. Just don't go through adam eve. they mailed me the most obvious flyer ever and I had no idea it was coming. I don't think I had even bought anything

    • Lol i figured it was I just hadn't replied yet. And that was kinda my plan

  • Lol if you're that damn pressed go buy a cucumber? .89 cents tops lol. Bitch stahp.

    • I want a real one though

    • Lol! A real fake one? Lol you're so cute! Let me be your boyfriend 😈 I can help you 😘

    • Ugh shut up

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