How to properly peg your man (sorta satire)

As requested from https://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a32686-why-going-in-dry-is-better-for-you-your-girl here is its...much better equal.

Now we all understand how well the last take went. Many girls had a wonderful time so now we must turn our attention to the men.

How to properly peg your man(sorta satire)

It is said we men enjoy tapping into our animalistic side. Not much is in fact known about this since you ladies do not explore this area that much. I suggest you begin to do so. More.

Why you may ask?

How to properly peg your man (sorta satire)

Well just like going in dry for you gals, going in the backdoor for males is all the more fun, and the best part? you don’t even have to ask.

But how do you go about it? and how do you get your man to go along with it?

At first he will be incredibly apprehensive, but inside each man there is a closet. You must coax whoever is within that closet out.

How to properly peg your man (sorta satire)

Much to the dismay of many wives and girlfriends after performing this procedure many males will often start turning flips on the street…yes yes, i know what you are thinking “even the alpha males?”

The alpha males are a breed within themselves they are so closeted they must exert maximum masculinity to build a wall between themselves and their more flamboyant side.

Now that we understand the risks of your male turning gay we may get into the fundamentals.

Enough with the pillow talk, What you will need....

1. Handcuffs, these are optional as you may be able to hold him down especially if he is a trump supporter(these types are more susceptible to after effects so be careful). Use your wit and charm to handcuff him face down. Just tell him there is booze-naked girls underneath the pillows.

How to properly peg your man (sorta satire)

2. A strapon- now depending on the laws of your country and how badly your husband fucked up you can get a metal one certainly, keep it on ice for about an hour then give it a try. Pay no heed to the howl’s coming from him, that is simply his masculinity ebbing away and is disguised for maximum pleasure for his mate, you.

3. Lube NEVER use it. If you do, you may incur him becoming bi or gay. Remember there is nothing wrong with being bi, gay, strapping your husband/bff down, forcibly penetrating him, while singing girls run the world, who am i to judge or you for that matter….racist.
4. A sturdy bedframe. It is preferrable that it is not wooden, too many hollywood movies have portrayed wooden bedframes as being weak and unreliable. Choose a metal bedframe. It may be uncomfortable to a certain extent, however this does not detract from the actual beauty of it being snapped so easily. If he does snap it....prepare for this take.... as he has most likely read it.. https://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a32686-why-going-in-dry-is-better-for-you-your-girl

Actually if he snapped a metal bedframe consider this is what will happen.

How to properly peg your man (sorta satire)

5. Optional: Know where he is, at every hour,of every day. Low jack his car, bug his apartment. Pretend to be with him. Question him when he gets home. When he starts to get freaked out never mind that, use a taser. Think of what we have talked about here

6. Always do things first and ask for praise later as he will most likely be in the mood.

How to properly peg your man (sorta satire)

In conclusion, there is many issues pertaining to this form of enjoyment but remember, each man is secretly a gay dude. He might hang out outside of gaybars waiting to get hit on then subsequently beating the guy up for thinking he was gay. He may post incessantly about his body talking to girls on tinder then posting about them on online message boards, but remember the more alpha? the better the outcome in the end for him. Bring out that inner freak, you know men want it.

Enjoy lads and lasses.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Hellow! My boyfriend is alpha trump supporter (deadly combo) and even though that he was against it at first time, I read that mytake and magic happened!
    He doesn't sleep without it anymore, I mean, when i come back at home, he lays on bed handcuffed with puppy eyes and waits for me.
    He threatens me that if i don't peg him he will ''peg'' himself (he's well endowed down there)
    Gosh, I am so pervert on this one.
    I am gonna go anonymous :D

Most Helpful Guy

  • Where is making me a sandwich?

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  • Can't wait! Definitely trying this Friday night!

  • I think Disney should make this into a film.

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