How to tell when a female wishes to breed?

[Anonymous]

[Jedisearch99]

Breeding season usually takes place between the time they aren't bitching about something.. or blaming you for all of their problems
usually sometime around July 20th in the Northern Hemisphere
and December 20th in the Southern Hemisphere

NOW BE CAREFUL!!
even while breeding, the female is likely to complain
and especially afterward
if she says something like
"You piece of crap, I hate you, why did you make me do that" even if she invited you
then its a sign that you breeded incorrectly
but if she says something like like
"wow, that was amazing, so you so much".. its a sign that you without a doubt SCREWED UP in breeding correctly
because the fact is
you can't really breed a woman in the right way
its why they turn to women
so they can bitch to each other

[Asker]

Interesting, so there is no right way to breed a female they are all incorrect. I shall seek breeding when forging for muscadine and parslane come July as suggested perhaps they will relinquish their ovaries with greater ease at this time

[Citizenkirk]

If she insists on you being naked all the time, rips off your clothes in frustration, even at church, or you catch her pan handling for sperm, chances are she's obsessed with her biological clock, or is highly receptive to starting a family with you. Impailing herself on your morning wood every morning may indicate impatience in your putting a bun in that oven so she can say she's in a family way, O. K? Jay and Fay? Laterday.

[Asker]

I believe their vulva swells up and puts off an aroma and/or heat which could be detected with an infrared thermometer

[Citizenkirk]

So does a collapsing star prior to becoming a supernova.

[Asker]

Vulvas have a gravitational pull dont get caught in its event horizon

[Citizenkirk]

If you do, does the uterus serve as the singularity even known as a wormhole?

[purplepoppy]

We display our wishes but bending over. Quite often it will be mistaken for simply picking something up or tying our shoe laces but make no mistake its a clear invitation to impregnate us. Sure some may scream but so do cats.

[Asker]

This is why men are designed stronger than women it is natures way of weeding out the weak, if the man cannot dump his seed before the female gets away his lineage fades into the darkness of the universe. I will watch next time for females lacing their shoes as a cue.

[Agape93]

Um you ask her. Also, we aren’t horses to just enter breeding season. Wtf

[COMMODOREII]

So i just ask? 😗

[Asker]

Im sorry i dont speak “woman” is there some kind of tell tale signal they give off like a scent or noises or color?

[COMMODOREII]

Yo dude. Use your tongue. If you are intelligent enough just go up to a lady and say, i would like to show you a good time and would like to know if you would like to spend your time with me getting to know each other. Not that hard.

[Agape93]

Yeah. “Hey baby... want to have kids?” Or “Let’s try out that breeding kink.”

[COMMODOREII]

@Agape93 you got me hey baby lol jk

[Agape93]

Lmao

[Hangry22]

Ask her. We ain't animals to give out heat as a sign to breed

[Asker]

Human females require too much prying and convincing to breed almost not even worth the egg.

[Hangry22]

There's another way without all the prying and convincing. Make some money Go to a fertility clinic Choose an egg based on the characters you want for the baby Cum on to a small bottle to provide your sperm Find a surrogate mother The experts will produce an embryo through test tube baby technique After 9 months, you get a big baby. Hooray you have successfully bred🥳🥳

[Asker]

But i want to feel vagene on my pienes

[Hangry22]

You got a breeding kink. Get a girlfriend and ask her if she's ready to "breed". Or get some money and go to a prostitute and sow your seeds in her

[Asker]

The seed must be sown

[Curmudgeon]

When they are in your age range, it is most likely. At that point it becomes "use it or lose it" for their fertility generally.

[summiter]

When she tells you to forget using the condom.

[Inexpensivefurniture]

Don't worry about, absolutely no woman is gonna want to "breed" with a guy who calls it that and refers to them as "females"

[HusamRocks]

When she get mature

[Tea-Spaghetti]

Her ovulation scent I guess and her behavior around masculine phallic objects.

[Asker]

While she is perusing the cucumber and eggplant section?

[Tea-Spaghetti]

I was just joking around with my answer but yea ok

[Asker]

Ovulation scent interests me

[joeldalton]

She is a bar and proclaims to her friends “y’all, I am sooooo drunk”

[Asker]

She will press charges the next day friend

[joeldalton]

Not if you don’t give her your real name.

[Inexpensivefurniture]

@joeldalton Wow you sound like a piece of shit

[joeldalton]

@Inexpensivefurniture lmao, it’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.

[Inexpensivefurniture]

Ever notice how if a knock knock joke bombs, no one has to defend it by saying "it's a joke!" They just accept that it's not funny. But when someone gets called out for making a rape joke, they can't accept the fact that it's a shitty joke, they have to jump in there and defend it. I knew you were joking when I said what I said.

[joeldalton]

@Inexpensivefurniture oh, so you’re just a twat.

[Inexpensivefurniture]

Maybe, but at least I don't joke about raping people

[joeldalton]

@Inexpensivefurniture lmao. Good for you. I’m sure the women throw themselves at you for defending their honor.

[Inexpensivefurniture]

Right, because the only possible reason I could speak up about rape jokes is on the faint hope someone will want to fuck me

[joeldalton]

@Inexpensivefurniture Well you could be an over sensitive twat, too.

[Inexpensivefurniture]

That would make it easier for you, wouldn't it? Because then you can just write this whole interaction off as a guy being over sensitive. That way you don't actually have to examin your behaviour for room for improvement.

[joeldalton]

@Inexpensivefurniture lmao.

[Inexpensivefurniture]

Yeah that's about what I expected

[joeldalton]

@Inexpensivefurniture You should, because there’s no reason for me to entertain an over-sensitive twat engaging in outrage theater.

[Inexpensivefurniture]

Mmkay then 😁

[Cryptic-Game]

Asking her would be the best way.

[Anonymous]

She tells you it's ok to cum inside her lol.

[Anonymous]

When she stops me from pulling out.

[Anonymous]

Do you mean have sex or actually get pregnant?