How to tell your boss you want to sleep with him?

I know I know it’s taboo, but I’m just curious how should you act or what should you say to initiate sleeping with your boss? He puts forth a lot of jokes and innuendos and I’m sure he wouldn’t mind it but he’s very shy so what should I do? Hypothetically of course.

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Superb Opinion

  • Look guys are very simple and predictable. 99% chance that he's already super down and just doesn't want to get fired. And make no mistake, if you fuck him you hold all the power. Not him. All it takes is a word from you and his fucking life is OVER.

    Understand the power you have in this situation and treat it with respect. People always go on about how it's the boss that has all the power in these things. Horseshit. You do. You can ruin a mans entire life and livelihood with a word. No. YOU have the power in this situation.

    Now all that being said. It's very easy. Just come on to him. Not publicly. Make up some reason to be in a room alone with him and shoot your shot. Be forward and direct. You can start off asking him if he's ever thought about hooking up with an employee.

    If he's not retarded he'll say of course not but now the idea is in His head that you might be down to fuck. From there just get more and more direct until there is no doubt In His mind that You're trying to bang.

    He needs to be absolutely certain you're not about to ruin his life before he will bang you. Once you make that clear as fucking crystal. Enjoy your new taboo relationship.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Its not really that difficult , subtle advancers constantly , touch , see if you can get him in the circumstance after work , I slept with one of my team , and of course I would never make an advance 1 . She was married 2 . She was my PA / girl Friday..

    But , when working back one night she started rubbing my leg , and spilling out her heart , when we first kissed and formed an affair that went on for 3 years , she was really delightful , and quite a bit younger than me.

Most Helpful Girl

  • brush your boobs up against his arms a couple of times so he knows it's not an accident

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • You don't.

    I mean you can, but the chances of your work environment becoming hostile sky rocket.

  • Find a reason to hang out with him after work hours.

  • Next time you're with him, flash your tits and pussy at him. He'll get the picture.

  • Try to get to know him better until it happens.

  • If ur gonna do it be direct. Tell him or make a move. If he's in a relationship don't! If you don't mind shitting where you eat? How much do you value this job? Would you quit if things head south? Would you say it was harassment if things go south? It's best not to until the boss/employee relationship is ended tbh.

  • Don’t do that you don’t even know if he’s married

  • You say “Hey boss, you wanna fuck?”
    And then await his reply. Lol

  • don't

  • Don’t. It’s taboo for a reason. If you really mean it, switch jobs and fuck away.

  • give him some hint he will understand.

  • Go in start flirting with him and then kinda start touching yourself and then I’m sure the 2 of you will fuck

  • The same way as you would anyone else.