How to torture a fly?

[MrAbbs]

There's this fly that's been buzzing around our house for hours. It's already landed and left saliva in two different meals. I'm alone in the house right now, it fell into a jar and got stuck so I put the cap on. How should I torture bob (I named the fly bob) and send a message to all the other flies? And be creative, it can include fire but no straight burning.

[genericname85]

craphound.com/images/flypoweredmatchplane.jpg thats something i allways wanted to try. you catch them, but them in the freezer for 10 minutes (that makes them faint) then you can superglue their feet to a match plane :D

[notcreativethough]

Make a little cross with toothpicks and crucify it for all the other flies to see.

[Rudegirljune]

spray some air freshener in the bottle LOL I hate flies like we fight in the summer I'll turn all the lights out except the bathroom let it fly in the bathroom then I'll kill it fly swaddle lol

[Anonymous]

stick a scewer through it take a cotton ball and cover it in alchol then stick it on the scewer light the coton ball sit it in the jar and let it burn

[MrAbbs]

Haha! Good idea, I'm currently teaching bob to swim in soda (he's not doing too well) Do you have any other ideas then burning? I don't wanna burn my house down.

[Opinion Owner]

lol um let me see you could roll it over with a pen multiple times and then sprinkle it around outside

[MrAbbs]

Umm... That doesn't exactly sound like torture but. Lol. Bob lost consciousness after a couple minutes. But he'll wake up soon. Pls I need a creative idea! D:

[Opinion Owner]

lol why do you want to torture this fly so bad

[MrAbbs]

Because flies are the devil! This one has spat in and ruined two meals already! And, it's funny. XD I need a good idea bob woke up so I put it in the jar again.

[Opinion Owner]

lol do you have any pets

[MrAbbs]

I have a a hamster, she's really smelly. Though I don't want the fly near her just incase it's poisoned.

[MrAbbs]

I tore its wings off and put it on a skewer, Should I just leave it there to starve?

[Opinion Owner]

a spider will probably come for it and eat it so i guess you can just burn it i have no otheer ideas

[MrAbbs]

I burned its legs off. I think I'm gonna put it in the jar with the skewer in it and see how long it can live. I carefully put a peice of salt on every wound! xd Well, thank you and have a nice day! If you have any other questions and need answering tell me! Report

[Opinion Owner]

lol ok and that fly will definitly suffer

[MrAbbs]

Omg it's still alive... How is he still alive?

[Opinion Owner]

roflmao he's a survivor who believes in life

[CommieDearest]

Sit in front of the jar and make it watch your flip your bangs 100 times.
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Torture.

[MrAbbs]

Lol! I don't know if there's much more torture to be done on the little guy. Can you think of a non immediately lethal way to hurt the fly and make an example?

[CommieDearest]

Make him listen to Justin Bieber. When he kicks the bucket put his little head on a toothpick spike. Game of Thrones style.

[NovemberJoseph]

LOL!!!

[MrAbbs]

Lol, I actualy superglued an earbud to his head! XD bet you didn't expect me to take your advice on that one did you?

[CommieDearest]

I expect everyone to take my advice. Obviously I give the best. Sucks you have to throw those ear buds away now that biebs has plagued them.

[MrAbbs]

Eh, they're the 1$ earbuds so I'm okay if the xpeakers blow. Its one remaining leg is kicking like crazy! Even flies don't like that annoying canadian! XD

[Izzy2102]

No compassion towards animals is one of the first signs of being a sociopath.

Let it go outside

[Izzy2102]

and the other responses really disturb me

[Acleverusername]

Not to be a buzzkill but a fly is not an animal ;D

[MrAbbs]

Actually, they are. Don't you even know basic taxonomy?

[Acleverusername]

No they are you are right ;D I was mistaking animal for mammal lol English is my my first language

[Acleverusername]

Is not my"

[ValarMorghulisTR]

Why not just release it? Don't be sadistic, if you won;t just kill it or let it go. Don't torture it.

[existing_not_living]

Houseflys usually die after 17 days. Just wait it out. :/

[32916]

Put a bit of vinegar in the jar and give bob acid burns. I hate flies

[yaddayaddayadda02]

Pull its wings off and marvel you made a new species. The "walk"

[Shpongolia]

Knock it out with some sedatives, then tie a fishing line around it, then tie the other end of the fishing line to something heavy so it can't get away. Keep it as a prisoner.

[Klaatu51]

weren't you asked this before?

anyway DON''T OPEN THE JAR. he'll die anyway

[been_waiting]

This is a warning sign of developing sociopathy...

[MrAbbs]

I don't give a shit! by the way how long is your hair? In inches?

[been_waiting]

At least three times longer than your dick, but I'm betting on 4.

[MrAbbs]

Your hair is 3 inches long? Are you a lesbian?

[been_waiting]

Yes to avoid one inchers like you.

[meatballs21]

Let Bob out to take his chances with all the birds, spiders and other stuff.

[Katy16]

Why is this under "sexual behavior"? lol

[MrAbbs]

I don't know I meanr to choose "occasions". Anyway, what should I do with my friend bob?

[Katy16]

One time I put a lady bug in a petri dish, put the top on and put it under a table lamp to burn him, maybe that? lol

[MrAbbs]

Good idea, I'm currently teaching bob to swim (he's not doing too well) Any other Ideas?

[Katy16]

Well if you leave bob in the water long enough he might drown lol

[MrAbbs]

It isn't water, it's soda! XD and I just took him out because he was about to die.

[Katy16]

Oh ok lol

[MrAbbs]

I'm trying your method. The fly kept flying to the top away from the heat so I tore its wings off. It's still going to the edge away from the heat. But the jar should heat up soon! ;) You're the cruelest girl I ever met! I like it! We are two of a kind!

[Katy16]

Um... thank you? lol

[MrAbbs]

You're quite welcom. Umm. How long did it take the lady beetle? The jar is barely warm.

[MrAbbs]

by the way flies can't "drown" they close up their spiracles and go into a coma. They can stay like that for up to 48 hours.

[Katy16]

Um, I think I might've just tortured him that way then murdered him by hand. And really? Cool :)

[MrAbbs]

Next time I'll do that. It looked dead after a couple hours, so I stuck a needle through it to be sure, then it started trembling for about 30 seconds and never moved again. It looked quite interesting.

[woodyjhonson]

your sick i hope your reincarneted as a fly

[Shut_Up_And_Marry_Me]

Microwave. Make an example of him :)

[SatanClaus]

Dont kill it, pluck out its wings, then its legs, make it suffer

[Anonymous]

:'(
Aww, sad 😔

[Anonymous]

I guess just tear all the wings and legs off and leave it somewhere visible. You will probably leave inconsistent stump lengths so when they all vibrate, there will be some movement. But it will still get the message out there...