How weird are you?

[hippio]

[AD240pCharlie]

Not at all.
Think of it this way:
How tall are you? How much do you weigh? What's your hair color? What's your IQ? What's your EQ? Do you have any disorders like autism or ADHD? What about other mental difficulties such as depression? What's your education? Your occupation? Sexuality? Do you like your coffee black or with cream? Do you even like coffee? What's your alcohol tolerance? How much of a minority are you in your country? How much money do you make? How much money did your family have? Are you married or in a relationship with someone? What's the answer for them when it comes to all of these questions? Can you sing? Or dance? Do you write poetry? Is your favorite color purple? What's your favorite toppings to have on pizza?
All of these questions have an answer that is the "avarage". If you don't fit into what the avarage would be, then you'd technically be considered "weird". Statistically speaking, you ARE weird.
The truly weird person would be the one who fits into the avarage of every single topic, no matter how random. Ergo, the only one who's weird is the one who's not.

[ChrisMaster69]

A lot depends on what is classed as weird lol.

I have over years dealing with depression, PTSD and self harm definitely ticked a number of weird boxes lol.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

How weird am I?

I like to sew extra tags onto mattresses just in case one tears.

I pour my milk first and then the cereal.

I know all the words and frequently sing along with The Humpty Dance when it is on.

I make tiny beards and mustaches and attach them to pieces of bread so all the pigeons look like hipsters.

I frequently walk around with just one sock on.

I love to scrapbook images of wedding photos so that I can plan my daughter's wedding even though she is only 6.

That being said...

Stop what you're doing, because I am about to ruin the image you have of me right now. Only 2 of those are legit. Bonus points for the first one to guess correctly 😉

[connemara_crocodile]

- You put milk first and then the cereal (cause then the cereal is more crunchy) -You sing along the Humpty Dance Did I win?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

You did not. I'm sorry. 😔

[exitseven]

You walk around with one sock on You scrapbook the wedding pix. Do I get the prize? What is the prize?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Sorry. No dice 😔

[exitseven]

damn

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol you can always try again

[weysally]

I guess a lot think me weird, but what the heck you can't please them all and why should I

[connemara_crocodile]

I loke to sit down with me arse on the back of the couch and my legs up in the air. I can be in that position for hours.

[Agape93]

Societally speaking, exceedingly weird lol among my friends, slightly weird

[Browneye57]

Ask your mommy. Go away, we don't want or need children here.

[hippio]

I don't know what the problem this man has with me everytime i ask a question and his reply is "ask your mommy"

[Browneye57]

You don't belong here. GO AWAY. Come back in about four years. You are showing us exactly why we don't want children here. REPORTED.

[hippio]

When admins can accept me why can't you accept me?

[BobbyC65]

I like and love tasting my pee. 💞

[Iron_Man]

Not weird but I don’t follow people I do my own thing

[Wiredone]

I can be weird at times.

[warrenstone]

I enjoy eating ass. Like REALLY enjoy it. She has to be totally clean down there, but I’ll go as far as sticking my tongue in as far as it can go.

[Pogi-Paddy-2]

ʞɔnɟ sɐ pɹᴉǝʍ ɯɐ I

[JamieLoves]

Sexually... Very!
I guess I’m pretty normal otherwise.

[bananathunder]

lol probably very

[Paulychicago10]

Hella weird. I'd rather he weird, than normal

[lycanthrope3]

We are al weirf compared to average

[Extreamgold]

Pretty weird

[Bigjake1019]

Pretty weird lol 😂🙈

[Anonymous]

Well not weird enough to pretend I am a girl on the internet.

[Anonymous]

once I put a hose up my ass and started filling it with water and masturbating at the same time for no reason at all, I wasn't even feeling horny, I just did it