How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?

[DizzyDesii]

What would you name it and would you feel comfortable working at mine lol? (Read below)

I wouldn’t strip but I’d run a joint. I’d be like on All the Queens Men minus the drugs and killing. I’d prob call it “The Fiiight Club” and have a slogan like “Boxers only” because ain't no dudes bout to be wearing thongs in THIS mf. I want them in boxers or boxer briefs ONLY (open slit included).

I’m not really trying to degrade anyone and I want my dudes treated like Hawt Gawds so they’d only be shirtless on the main stage but butt ass naked in the private rooms. These dudes gotta have rhythm and move to the beat because some of them Magic Mike mfs were not. I want my boys to be able to step and shit like some Stomp the Yard smooth brutha Kappa League type stuff ya heard meh. Maybe a little You Got Served added in the mix 😂 The club will be diverse af so I’m hiring at least one stripper (preferably termed dancer) of every ethnicity.

And I might be the Queen Pin but I ain't fckin none of these hoes. I probably won’t even watch them dance. I’ll be too busy making sure the guests are impressed as I count money in the back.

THIS IS A CENSORED BEYONCE GIF

I want a classy smoke-free joint with wine, champagne... hell maybe steak (gone call that little bit the NY “strip”) 😂. I might have some female cage dancers thrown in there too but they’d be in bikinis or lingerie. I’m not making any man or woman get naked in front of the crowd.

If anyone wants to get naked, they can do that in the private rooms. Folks gotta pay to see that shit. But we gone have some whips and chains and shit. Some might look like doms, others might look like Zorro lol. Might have to cuff people cause it ain't gone be much touching.

Bouncers will be patting down for drugs and weapons before entering the club. I won’t even say no shit like byoc (bring your own condoms) because I’m really hoping my folks won’t be bussin it down with these random ass guests. But I do want people tested weekly. #FeelFreeToList

[Anonymous]

Would I run one? Sure.

Would I work at yours? Sure. As in the lyrics in the great song "Brandy"... "I would work, laying whiskey down."

The name for your club? "The Dirty Dancer"

The funniest TV series in history, is the "Trailer Park Boys"

Julian (in black) opened a strip club in his trailer house. Bubbles (on the left) was in charge of coming up with the name. Back when they were kids, Julian wanted to be Patrick Swayze in "Dirty Dancing" Bubbles loved to tease him about it, so he came up with that sign for his club.

But as your manager, I only want male dancers about twice per month. If we want to pack the parking lot, we have to load up with girls on the other days of the month. Women will go to a Chippendales concert at a casino on special occasions, but guys will come and see our girls 7 days per week. If we're going to rake in some coin, we need to reel in the construction workers. Those of the guys who tip cam girls, because they think they're their girlfriends. lol

[Opinion Owner]

That will be the name of my club. lmao

[Opinion Owner]

You asked if we would work there. lol

[Opinion Owner]

I said I would lay whiskey down.

[Opinion Owner]

Sorry, I forgot I'm on GAG. Being playful, and joking and sarcasm aren't allowed.

[Opinion Owner]

Just delete my entire post. I was trying to contribute.

[SnowedIn]

Submitting my application as your Deputy.

[Pink2000]

i actually do plan on running one in the future. I’d call it Black Diamond and it would have 3 stages. It’d be topless but not completely nude. We would have a paradise room of course where you can unleash wildest dreams as long as they’re semi legal. We would only play rap and r&b. I’d hope to have 100 girls a night. The hours would be 12 am to 6 am so it’s an after hours spot. I’d definitely have bottle girls as well preferably wearing all black. And I’d be strict on who I hire looks wise.

[DizzyDesii]

Exaaaactly now thats what im talking about👏 But mine may be a bit more limited to 50 at a time in the main room because ir will be set up more lounge style than just tables. And i want a dark vibe of black and purple
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[Pink2000]

Okay !!! I like that setup it’s nice. My colors are black and silver.

[DizzyDesii]

Ooooo that definitely gives the blakc diamond vibe for sure! At least one of your strippers need to be named Onyx

[Pink2000]

That might be my stripper name. Thanks for the suggestion lmao cause I only wear black as it is.

[DizzyDesii]

Haha

[Pink2000]

Thanks for mho

[kellytheman]

Yeah I would run one but mostly with girls. I also think having private rooms and VIP rooms with $100 champagne bottles. I also would the girls to wear lingerie, bikinis, or just there bra and panties on stage. Maybe some girls would dress up like a hot teacher or cheerleader and they gonna know how to work the pole. I also think having good food would be a good idea too. I would work at yours but I might just be security cause that's my job I do now.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea im thinking $100 bottles, $300 vip rooms. And yes good food like wings and steak lol

[iron_ninjs]

I like the sound of your club. If I don't open mine, can I work at your club?

[DizzyDesii]

Yes we’re hiring 🤣

[iron_ninjs]

Okay boss. Just tell me what's my job, and I'll start. 🤣

[DizzyDesii]

Haha do you want to be a dancer, bartender, server or bouncer

[iron_ninjs]

I was a bartender for two years, so I can do that, and serve. I started going to the gym again, so in a month or two, I will probably have the physique for a bouncer or a dancer. 🤣

[iron_ninjs]

Your call boss.

[DizzyDesii]

Haha i love the hardwork and dedication

[iron_ninjs]

Thank you for MHO. 😁

[northerngal]

Ha ha ha... I like your ideas. I would definitely go and hang out with my besties. I have often thought about opening up a classy exclusive ladies club as well. There is definitely demand around my area. The problem as always is finding the capital.

[DizzyDesii]

My main focus would be having male strippers with females as the target. But i’d add in female cage dancers just to make it a tad fair

[northerngal]

See for me I would make it a strictly ladies only club. Males only allowed if they are accompanied by a woman. I have found that way too often guys will get freaked out when women express their sexuality. Guys tend to inhibit women in a setting like this.

[DizzyDesii]

Even though i won't be watching my dancers dance much, if i decide to check them out on occasion, its men i want to look at since I’m not into women

[northerngal]

Me too. I love the male form. I am a very visual woman. PM me if you wish...

[21Cowboy21]

The Stallion Stable

Dungeons and Daggers (off reddit)

The Pumping Station

[DizzyDesii]

I love Dungeons and Daggers haha

[21Cowboy21]

What would be your favorite - going to a male strip club with friends near stage performance (maybe some partial nudity), private room (full nudity & if you are in Canada, or you tip well usually contact is allowed in Montreal, or running the strip club? And would you ever (or may already have) bring a significant other to a private room with either male or female patrons for a fun date night? Or prefer that more with just female friends, or solo?

[21Cowboy21]

Curious about your preferences.

[DizzyDesii]

I personally dont see the appeal in strip clibs especially male ones. They dress and dance gay. Thats why mine would make sure the men maintain a representation of masculinity. Private rooms are too sexual and i dont want none of them touching me. I’d only want to run a stripclub from scratch with people i trusted and hired etc. I wouldn't date someone who goes to stripclubs. I find it disrespectful to the partner. I’d only run one while i was single myself. Then i’d sell it or at least pass over management and just continue to own it. I dont really hang with females unless we’re just talking boy crazy

[electromagnetic]

When you open it, can I come?
Yours sounds elaborate and fun. I can definitely splash my cash.

[DizzyDesii]

Lol yea you can either work there or come as a guest and big spender haha

[electromagnetic]

Dang! A gig already? I’m forever down. Except I cannot dance sooooooooooo can I be the naked bartender.

[DizzyDesii]

Lol no ones naked on the main floor. You’d choose from cute lingerie outfits

[electromagnetic]

Deal!

[electromagnetic]

Lmk. I might know a few investors lined up on this one

[DizzyDesii]

For sure haha

[Dalisay409]

I wasn't interested in this until I slept with a male stripper who rocked my world. Now, I'm hooked. I like your ideas.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmaoo but you can't have sex with them in my club. y'all gotta do that at home after work hours 😂

[Dalisay409]

I didn't do it in the club! I actually met him on GaG.

[DizzyDesii]

Oh wow lol

[Dalisay409]

The story is even stranger than it sounds.

[ShadezMcgee]

I could see myself running a strip club if I were single and in another world. Location would be important and the women I hire need to be clean (no prostitutes, no hard drugs being done, etc. If caught, they would be fired on the spot by me personally.)

I would not want to be a dancer or be a part of your club, though. I have heard horror stories from male strippers and seen women get waaaay to touchy and inappropriate. No go for me.

[Jennz6]

Would you hire me? 💃

[DizzyDesii]

I like your rules. Quite similar to mine. I wouldn't tolerate the inappropriate touching. My strippers would have a safe word and people would get kicked tf out. Im more about the safety over the money. A lot of male and female dancers are mistreated and i wouldn't tolerate that shit

[ShadezMcgee]

@jennz6 I don't see why I wouldn't unless you give me a reason not too. @dizzydesii fair amount of dancers get treated horribly by clientele because of ignorance and warped perceptions of what they see from TV and what not. Although that is where I learned to talk to women and have met some pretty cool chicks during strip club nights with the crew

[DizzyDesii]

Yes im not too worried. I’d keep my peeps safe and make sure they’re paid well. I’m mainly collecting the door, food, and private room pay. But aside from the base pay, the stage pay (especially what makes it into the mens waistband) is theirs to keep.

[ShadezMcgee]

To set the rules. 1.) No prostitution or extortion in the club 2.) No hard drugs 3 ) No drama and bullshit. Be professional with fellow dancers and clientele. 4.) Bouncers WILL act and intervene whenever a dancer feels threatened. 5.) VIP cost will be between $250 to $500. $250 for half an hour, $500 for an hour. Dancers can allow touching to a degree or what they are comfortable with and are free to leave the dance if the client poses as a threat or crosses boundaries after a warning and is entitled to 90% of the room cost. 6.) Lap dances are $15 a song, dancer can choose to get full nude with no touch during the song (s) after presenting offer to customer, dancers can set that fee if a customer chooses and agrees to it. 7.) Dancers will dance to the DJ's music, but have the opportunity to choose specific songs and playlists for their sets if they tip the DJ $50 prior to shift start. 8.) Must be comfortable doing full nude, shower shows and bachelor parties that come in. 9.) No favoritism will be given to dancers. All dancers will be treated equally. 10.) Dancers will not leave with any person after the club is closed. They either carpool with other dancers or drive alone.

[DizzyDesii]

Mine would be completely drug free. #4 is what i mentioned above in bold too. I doubt i’d try 500 an hour lmao. I actually want more people in the rooms. The lapdance fee is too cheap for me and it would be included in the private room fee. But i dont want people having sex in my club. Get their numbers and do that shit at home. I dont have time to deal with people screaming rape. If its at home then im not responsible for their actions outside of work

[ShadezMcgee]

My club would be no drugs at all. I get the room pricing idea, but the issue is that they have to be a bit high with some of those privileges for the dancer and when the tops have to go to the bar, the DJ, bouncers at the end of it. I would say probably no lower than $200 for half an hour and $400 for an hour. Can't have sex in the club if you have cameras overseeing those areas and bouncers enforcing the rules.

[ShadezMcgee]

Tips*

[DizzyDesii]

You said “no hard drugs” lol so thats why i said mine is completely drug free. A lot of clubs still have sex regardless of cams. But i dont want them fckin in my club at all. Idc about happy endings but you technically dont need to touch someone to make them have one. It just depends on whats legal. Im not tryna go to jail like massuese on The Client List

[ShadezMcgee]

That's why bouncers will be watching the cameras. Should that happen the client gets thrown out and dancer gets fired on the spot. The only one getting naked in those rooms are the dancers. Second a dick is seen, game over

[DizzyDesii]

My bouncers and dancers will have something like mics/earpieces. If they say the safe word the bouncer will kick the private room person out. My private rooms are about getting naked but my main rooms are not. Idc if both get naked but no one is touching my dancers without their permission. And no one is getting oral or sex. But if the guests cum, well goal accomplished

[ShadezMcgee]

Clients aren't allowed to get naked in the club, I think that is a rule in clubs in the states. Lowest state of dress I have seen a patron in was their underwear for a shower show. You are crossing into illegal territories there Dizzy

[DizzyDesii]

Thats illegal? Then yea a lot of clubs are doing some shit they ain't posed to 🤣 Thanks for the heads up

[DizzyDesii]

And although i wouldn't have cams in the private room, their mics will be on. I want to hear whats going on and it will come in handy for If anyone did try to mention rape

[Msputiton]

I make it an all male strip club called

"The PP Shaker"

It be a bunch of guys with a super small pp that try to make them shake on stage, and no matter how hard they try, them little things just won't shake🤣

It would be a different kind of entertainment.

But yeah yours sounds good too

[DizzyDesii]

Not pp shaker 😂 my head hurt from laughing

[Msputiton]

Glad it made you laugh🤣 Ya know you gonna at least once just to see the attempt

[AviatorTom]

Nope, too risky a business. A simple zoning law change can put you out of business.

[DizzyDesii]

Damn

[RavVid]

It sounds quite decent. Will you advertise for dancers or is it a word of mouth thing in that if you haven't heard about it then your not cool enough.

[DizzyDesii]

It will certainly be the talk of the town for a while

[ariadneR]

Nothing wrong with running a strip club. It's a business. Anyone that thinks so low of it get off their high horse

[DizzyDesii]

Normally i think low of strip clubs. But if i can run a classy one like i described above i could appreciate that industry more

[Anpu23]

You um... do know, right? Lol

[DizzyDesii]

Know what?

[TheSpaceGnome]

I don't like strip clubs, so I definitely wouldn't want to run one.

[DizzyDesii]

I’ve never been to one because I didn't respect the lifestyle but i think if i ran a classy joint and gave people a place to come where they were protected and treated respectfully and making money without fully selling themselves then yea i i could get with it

[TheSpaceGnome]

I don't like sexuality being mixed with money at all, and they are std spreading factories.

[DizzyDesii]

Thats why mine has the rules that it does. I dont want anyone fcking or having sex

[TheSpaceGnome]

You would also have to ban jerking off while watching the strippers or its stil an std spreading problem for customers Either way sex/nudity/stripping =/= profit Money ruins it.

[DizzyDesii]

Nah the masturbation is a big part of my club. But they will be masturbating themselves and cumming on themselves, not on my strippers faces/tits/ass etc

[TheSpaceGnome]

Yeah thats still an std hazard for customers, the rooms they jerk off/squirt in are gonna be cesspools. 🤮

[DizzyDesii]

You say it like people dont know how to clean afterwards even using a blacklight

[TheSpaceGnome]

Well I mean they don't, It's never truly clean afterwards, and the person cleaning it could get infected while doing so.

[Titanic1912]

I’m never going to run a strip club.

[DizzyDesii]

I won't either unless im running it

[Boredaf99]

I’d love it, I’d probably drool over the guys too much tho.

[DizzyDesii]

Hahaha thats fine just throw some bills as you drool 🤣

[Boredaf99]

😂 lol

[soe11]

Good idea 👌👌👌

[DizzyDesii]

Thanks

[LaFerrari]

I wouldn’t run one personally however I’d be down to join yours if you want a slenderman with no muscles and… well , we won’t go there 😂

[DizzyDesii]

Hey i like slim body types so you are more than welcome. You can choose to be a bartender, server or dancer. The choice is yours

[LaFerrari]

Oh you know I’m going for the dancer 🤣

[DizzyDesii]

Ooooo I’m loving this side of you haha. And you will get to keep all your tips that they throw on stage/pin on you

[LaFerrari]

Haha

[Jennz6]

Go for it! 💃

[DizzyDesii]

I just want everyone to feel safe, seduced and have some fun

[Jennz6]

@dizzydesii Sounds like fun

[nawtee_me]

@dizzydesii I like the seduced part…. lol

[DizzyDesii]

@nawtee_me the best part

[Jennz6]

@dizzydesii can I take my top off?

[DizzyDesii]

Not in the main room. Only if they oy for the private room fee

[Jennz6]

@dizzydesii No cameras in the private room? And I keep my tips

[DizzyDesii]

No cams. And Everyone keeps their tips even on the main stage. Same for bartenders and servers. This isn't Sonics. Im not gonna take a portion of their tips

[nawtee_me]

@jennz6 I got the private room covered….. Take it all off….. :)

[Jennz6]

@nawtee_me thank you Sir

[Jennz6]

@nawtee_me I do BJ’s in the private room for tips

[nawtee_me]

That is why I go to the ATM beforehand lol

[Sparkie460]

You better have that club in the underground or deep in the backwoods. You're crossing a lot of lines in legality.

[DizzyDesii]

Oh then nvm lmao

[Sparkie460]

Will there be naked women in your club

[DizzyDesii]

Did you read the bold black paragraphs? Gotta pay up big boy! Private rooms

[Sparkie460]

But I'm a friend 🙂

[DizzyDesii]

I dont mix friendship with pleasure nor mix friendship with business. Rack up and throw some ones 😂

[Jamie05rhs]

Sorry; you will never find me promoting or participating in any of that nonsense.

[DizzyDesii]

Normally i wouldn't but if i can make the industry safer and more respectful, i’d consider it

[Jamie05rhs]

@DizzyDesii Lol I just want to make it less cheesy and more romantic.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Nope, lol.

[DizzyDesii]

Okay

[NostalgiaSenpi]

I meant nope to the first, but yours sounds decent. I wouldn't want to run it though.

[DizzyDesii]

Would you work in it lol

[NostalgiaSenpi]

People would pay for me to keep the clothes on.

[DizzyDesii]

You can be a bouncer or bartender. And all my men will have their boxers on in the main room anyways

[NostalgiaSenpi]

I'd have to be a bartender.

[DizzyDesii]

Sounds good to me. You gotta be a great conversationalist

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Ooph. I'm not, lol.

[DizzyDesii]

Its okay you can be one of the servers who walk around in bowties and suspenders

[NostalgiaSenpi]

That I can do.

[ThomasDavid1989]

No, I would not, and I think it's pitiful that you would

[DizzyDesii]

I normally don’t respect that industry but if I ran one, I’d get the job done right and make sure they are treated better and paid better. So you can think its pitiful but the ones being mistreated would think otherwise

[ThomasDavid1989]

I think the whole industry is pitiful

[DizzyDesii]

Then we feel the same. I’m just saying I’d choose to make it better and then maybe I could put some respect on their names

[ThomasDavid1989]

You can't make the sex industry "decent"