How would you feel if you knocked on a nudist's door, not knowing they're a nudist, and they greeted you in the buff?

I'm a nudist. Always have been. It's not a sexual thing. I just don't like the feel of clothing. I love clothes shopping, I like every garment in my wardrobe, but I avoid wearing them whenever possible.

My parents tried to discourage it as a child, but my defiance in the face of constant punishment between the ages of 2 and 8 and my constant threats to burn all of my clothes at the age of 8 got them to lay off. All they asked was that I wore clothes at the dinner table, when we had company, and when I was in view of the road.

Now I'm living on my own, have been since the age of 21, and out of respect for my neighbors, who threatened to build a privacy fence around my entire property that would block the lightning bug display in the field across the road that I unwind with on summer nights after work, I wear clothes when I'm going to be in view of the road.

However, I'm getting tired of scrambling for clothes when I'm home and hear a knock on the door. Usually it's someone whose cell reception went out and they need directions, or a UPS/Fed-Ex driver at the wrong house, or elderly Jehovah's Witnesses, or a coworker who doesn't respect my boundaries and knocks on my door to see if I can drop everything to cover for someone who didn't show up on my day off, or one of my brothers.

I've warned my coworker that I'm going to stop getting dressed for her. My brothers grew up seeing me naked so I don't get dressed unless they have one of my nieces or nephews with them, but the younger of my nephews is an adult now, I don't think seeing his fat old aunt without clothes will excite him, let alone corrupt him, my nieces range from mid-20s to late-30s now plus I don't have anything that they don't, and I'm sure everyone else who knocks on my door has already seen a naked woman.

So what would happen if I stopped scrambling for clothes and just answered the door as I am as long as the person knocking doesn't have children with them or in the driveway?
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  • I would at least open the door to find out what the person needed because it’s possible that there’s an emergency and if there’s no emergency then I would stop and at least introduce myself because I’m assuming the person is living in my neighborhood and that’s what’s wrong with society now…nobody talks to their neighbors anymore. Then the person could tell me the story about how they’re nudist because they knew enough about using an accelerant to light an entire pile of flame retardant clothes on fire at the tender age of 8. Then we would share a laugh.

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  • Where I live that can get you arrested. As for me, go for it. But I do recommend that if you answer your door nude and you don't want to jump my bones that you make that point clear before opening the door. I and most men would be confused by encountering a naked woman answering the door. I don't answer the door nude myself but I rarely wear clothes when home. I keep a pair of pants or bathrobe on a hook next to the door for the purpose of avoiding arrest when the doorbell rings.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Have some respect for other people who don't want to see someone nude. Maybe post a sign on your door that says:
    Warning: Nudist house
    Knock at your own discretion because I will probably answer the door naked as a newborn baby but with more wrinkles.

    Then at least they won't be surprised.

  • I also liked being nude around my apt back when I was 20 and I still chuckle today about the one time a group of bible thumpers came to the door which I opened totally naked. They never returned!

    • Are you a nudist

    • @seanscoopers I like being nude at nude beaches, I frequent a nudist resort and am nude in our home pool and hot tub so I would say pretty much yes!

    • Wowwwww 😍😍😍

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  • It would shock me at first since it is not a situation that is common, but give me a minute to compose myself and it would be good. I would probably make some quick glances due to pure curiosity, but nothing else. As you say, nothing any other human being has.

  • Would not phase me, been to plenty nudist beaches and camps in the past.

    simply being naked is not sexual.

    admittedly, crumbs from toast on boobs reinforces that non sexual thing lol.

  • As a nudist, I rarely answer the door nude, even if my guest is nudist as well. I won't say I've never done it, but its always been someone who's expecting nudity.

  • It wouldn't bother me, but I'm also one.

  • It wouldn't bother me. If I am coming to visit and plan on staying a while than I might ask if I could strip down also. But if dropping something off quickly than I would drop it and leave.

    • Thats a decent answer

  • Long as they aren’t trying to grab at me, I’m fine with that. Not the first time I’ve seen one and I’m hardly bothered by seeing naked people.

  • (i didn't read all the text)
    If they greet me i will just feel unconfortable and need a little time to catch up whit the situation and understand what happening.
    My girlfriend greet me one time completly naked at her door. She simply block my minde for some minutes. But end up good :)

  • nothing, this actually happen to me before and I'm still alive. before that I been exposed to nudity numerous of times thanks to my mom being a lingerie/female underwear retailer when I was in my elementary school.

    I also been to beaches and resorts back in my native country where women are allow to go topless to get their tan on

  • wellll helloooo

  • How does the pizza delivery guy act?

  • i don't really give much of a shit. as long as they don't expect me to get naked too.

  • I’d just act normal and not pay attention.

  • It's all good answer the door in the buff. 💞

  • Just get A robe lady, geez.

  • In this state you can get some nasty fines for indecent exposure plans maybe even charged as a sex offender. I wouldn’t stop wearing cloths if I were you.

  • Being a nudist is a choice. Like my family. I think it does not matter.

  • Ok.. Well if thats your thing cool.

  • Think about what would happen if you were a man in this scenario lol.

    • Yes, a guy would end up in the sex offenders registry.

  • I would probably surprise most people. In college my sister sometimes answered her door in her

  • You have issues.

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