i was rlly horny and sad. we've been broken up 3 months. Together for 7. I told him to come fuck me right now. Offering him my ass (we have never done anal.) He said he couldn't come. We are 2 hours away and he was actually busy. but i was still emo. I've begged him to come over like 3 times recently.
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I would sympathize, and even empathize, with your situation, but I would still decline. Politely, of course.
I've been in that situation before, and it never ends well. It's too easy for feelings to come back, especially that soon after a break up. I would explain that it would be better for both of us, mentally and emotionally, not to go down that road.
Thinks your horny in need and we'll just a slut probably glad he broke up.
Really maybe latter you will be a friends with benefits he might want more then thet
He better have done good!
he tried to give me anal for the first time and it wouldn't fit oops
Oops! So would never fit in me either! No idea how some women do it!
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Sounds to me like he has someone else, that he doesn't want to hurt.
Selfish whore. - this is what I would think.
I only have one ex and if she asked me the same thing, I wouldn't do it. As for what I would think of her. I guess I would just think she was really horny. I wouldn't think anything bad about her unless she wouldn't accept no for an answer.
We broke up for a reason. NEVER LOOK BACK.
2 hours there, 2 hours back. Long way for a quick shag. Maybe a full weekend of sex, but otherwise not sure it's worth it
It would depend on my current situation and why we split up.
we split up because of his parents and he was too much of a pussy to stand up for me :(
If I were him and was single I would come over.
Did you enjoy it?
He’s your ex. move on
Yes I would fuck you
You’re my ex for a reason. So…i fucked one ex wife, once. The others I wouldn’t. If a certain ex girlfriend contacted me I wouldn’t hesitate. It all depends.
Depends. If with someone, hell no. Also depends on the reason we broke up.
we split up because of his parents and he was too much of a pussy to stand up for me
Stand up how?
Marry me anyways despite his parents disapproval or fight them stand up for me keep insisting.
I understand. You have needs. I get it.
sorry to hear your feeling like that ,, its hard not having someone right I know that feeling. all i can say is find someone that is more for you then he was or you would still be together and I know getting someome you have already been with seems safer and better but not really. in the long run its most likely not.. use your fingers or toys and or find a Fb for days or nights that you need that feeling.
ok so he came over how did you feel after that and how about now
I would think something is up, and your trying to get back with me. Being 2 hrs away, doesn't make the best sense to be a booth call, and afraid you might get attached again.
I wouldn't let you have any access to me. Either through social media or by phone number.
i fuck you 100% i love making women feel good afterall:)
I would of come over an Fuck u but u would of been doing that for awhile not just an hour or two.
God Bless
Good girl! Hope you had multiple orgasms. I would have been there the first time you called.
If I was your ex and still single, I would come over for sex.
I screw the hell out of you
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