I bought a condom and made holes in it in case I fuck a very rich and pretty woman in the future?

Do u think she will notice that there are holes in my condom?
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  • That's an interesting plan, but you would have to impregnate a super rich person like Kevin Federline did with Britney Spears in order to get really rich on child support.
    You also have to raise that kid so don't forget that part.

  • Your mum is not going to be happy with what you have done.

    • She will be coz i'm going to marry a rich girl

Most Helpful Girls

  • Well, what if you don’t fuck a rich woman, and you impregnate tons of other women who are now stuck with your child, are you going to be responsible and father them all? :)

    • I will always check condoms when i have sex with girls who are not rich to make sure there is no holes

    • Women are interested in abortions so

  • Did you do such? 😳 Well done, good luck. 👏🏻

    • Thank you :)

    • Did you say thank you without realizing my opinion was ironic? 🤣 oh whatever

    • Yeah not the sharpest pencil

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  • If she is rich she would also have some high paid lawyers so you would be paying $5,000 a month in child support.

  • Thank fuck abortions are free here

    • No! I didn't think of that! Abortions are bad must find someone who is a Catholic like me don't kill babies purplepoppy that's so cruel

    • Yeah that's cruel, but tricking a woman into pregnancy isn't?

  • She'll probably notice your tiny dick poking out of one of the pin holes.

  • Lol. As if.

  • Do I think she will notice, I don't. Do I think you're a piece of shit, I do

  • Your personality will ensure that you get fucked more than that condom ever will.

    Most likely, that condom will expire before you get a chance to use it, kiddo.

  • And that's called rape :)

  • That's fucked up.

  • We'll she can just visit local pharmacy the next day and buy a morning after pill, but chances would be higher that she already on a contraceptive.
    Your condom wil by that time disintergrate in any case.

  • That’s messed up. I always keep my own around

  • Lol you are crazy

  • What you're suggesting is creepy and while it's technically not illegal where I live if she founds out she could file a civil claim. Again it's really vile what you're suggesting.

    • Not sure about where you live but in several locations it qualifies as sexual assault.

    • @Ez-Bri-Z That's why if you look at my original comment I said where I live.

    • Yeah, I was reiterating it before stating a response that said in some other areas it is a crime.

  • First off I think that's very dumb and yeah she will notice

  • Nah you're fine, but I will infact screen shot cause I'll be her attorney

  • so basically you're a fucking retard acting like a fucking douche

  • Ok loser you can go away

  • Women are cunning, they will check your condom before sex because such women take all measures to avoid unprotected sex

  • That is illegal.

  • There are no pretty rich women.

  • I’d say people who do such things belong in jail, but I’m doubting you can actually attract a woman with a mind like that.

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