I bought watermelon Gummy panties to surprise my date, but he said he was watching his caloric intake?
ChocolateCheesecakeGuru
Does that mean he hates me? He hasn't texted me in 24 minutes, what does it mean? Maybe I should have gotten peach?
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Forget the panties, I don't want anything between me and the creamy center 😉😉😉😂
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NightOwl8801Guru
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Strawberry or peach would be better. lol
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19irish76Yoda
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Lol!! He’s allergic to artificial fruit flavoring.
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nailuExplorer
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I love you
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ChocolateCheesecake
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Lmao
ChetAtkins
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Most all of us do. She's an awesome member on this site.
bananathunderGuru
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Should have gotten sugar free
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LazyManXper 6
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Guys sounds like a dick to be honest. Common sense would tell you not to turn that down because women are sensitive. Perhaps it would have been better if he would have said something like "The offer's appreciated but I don't like water melon."
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Slim57Master
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I will eat them
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RazalGuru
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it means he doesn't have a taste for water melons ;)
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11 24What a weak ass excuse. He's a liar.
Ooooo
I’d eat them
smdh
What
watermelon all the way
Forget the panties, I don't want anything between me and the creamy center 😉😉😉😂
Strawberry or peach would be better. lol
Lol!! He’s allergic to artificial fruit flavoring.
I love you
Lmao
Most all of us do. She's an awesome member on this site.
Should have gotten sugar free
Guys sounds like a dick to be honest. Common sense would tell you not to turn that down because women are sensitive. Perhaps it would have been better if he would have said something like "The offer's appreciated but I don't like water melon."
I will eat them
it means he doesn't have a taste for water melons ;)