I can't believe she did this?

[Anonymous]

So me and this girl were getting really close on our first tinder date, I was rubbing her stomach and gently inserted my finger in her belly button, it felt warm and wet, then I pulled my finger out and the entire room started smelling like butt. She got up and came back and we continued, I rubbed her thigh and my naughty finger found its way back into her bellybutton hole, and when I pulled it out, it smelled like hand soap mixed with buttsmell, why is this? Does she have COPD?

[wittymilf]

Oh belly button juice!! This is a thing ins hard to handle, sometimes when your belly button can’t breath or you do t dry it well after shower or bath , residue builds up in thir n it smell bad as... it’s kinda hard to fix. I’d say most chicks are t expecting to get there belly button fingered on a first date. 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

[Behappy85]

How can copd have anything to do with her belly button, its a respiratory disease.

[Asker]

I don't know I thought that's what copd was :(

[Asker]

I want to have sex with her but she needs to properly clean herself first...

[Behappy85]

COPD or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is a respiratory disease therefore the person would have breathing difficulties. Definitely has nothing to do with a belly button. Maybe you should just talk with her about it.

[slatyb]

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease? Seems very unlikely in a young woman.

[Asker]

weird cause that shit smelled BAD LMAOAOOAOA

[AlexDeLarge]

Did you shame her or make her feel bad when you did this?

[Hangry22]

How can you insert a finger into the belly button? It can go inside?😱😱😱

[Asker]

Oh yeah

[Hangry22]

what? how? Doesn't it hurt? You can insert into it like a vagina?

[Asker]

no vagina is deeper, bellybutton is shallow. I didn't want to finger her vag bc she had button pants and I didn't feel like spending 15 mins trying to open it with one hand

[scott04sa22]

Wow I never experienced this...

[Anonymous]

Wet belly button smelling like butt. Boy you really are too young and inexperienced to say anything. Why would you put a finger inside her belly button in any case, only the tip wil go in and what for?

Also I think you were smelling your own butt. Go wash your ass

[Asker]

Why are you so triggered anon? Why does her bellybutton smelling like sewer dew trigger you so much to where you attack me? Couldn't attack me as anything other than anon? I'm 18-24 just like you, so I don't know how I'm "inexperienced" lmao, don't worry about what excites me sexually, you feminazi cunt, have a good day!

[Anonymous]

Dude wtf thats disgusting why would you put your finger there oh god my innocence please stop

[Asker]

you've never fingered a bellybutton?

[Asker]

ngl the smell coming off my finger literally filled the room with ass smell. Like armpit ass stink. Was so bad. She was sexy too, imagine that. Sexy girls bellybutton hole smells like asshole