I feel so embarrassed.. my neighbor saw me masturbating while naked?

Oh my god.. this is so embarassing. The guy living across the street is 22 I think (I'm 17), and I didn't even realize he was outside painting the patio until I opened my eyes. He was looking at me throught the window and smirked. This is so awkward... what now? I feel really bad too.
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Most Helpful Girls

  • lmfao kinky! CX don't be ashamed of masturbating, he probably does it too. I feel like he enjoyed watching you tho. just act normal like nothing happened and if he mentions it be like "huh? what are you talking about" lol good luck

  • Don't feel bad about it. He probably wants to fuck your Brains out now. Have fun with it.

    • For sure. LOL.

Most Helpful Guys

  • Dont be embarrassed, Im sure that fucker enjoyed it xD

  • fuck it, figuratively.

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  • i don't know , maybe shoot him in the eye?

  • Some guys have all the luck :P

  • Sounds like you just earned an admirer.

  • Just have pretend it never happened

  • You have to murder him, there's no other way

    • sounds pretty extreme

    • You know, curtains exist for a reason. Leaving it up to chance whether someone sees you masturbating and then somehow being embarrassed about it just doesn't make a lot of sense. In any case, he's your neighbour, you don't know him, he masturbates too and probably more than you do, you can just ignore it and go on with your life. Or murder him and bury his body where no one will ever find it.

  • He masturbates too. Tell him to return the favor that you want to watch him

  • Well you made his day at least.

  • just act normal as if nothing happens. okay masturbation is nothing to be ashamed about. looking back at it later on. ma am u will be aroused by it

  • lucky he didn't fall off his ladder. Just forget about it... He's seen you and there is not a damn thing you can do about it. if he says anything say "Don't you do it too?" and then keep walking. Just act like nothing happened and bluff it out

  • this is what happened in a porn video i watched. did u film this scene couple of years back to sell it under a porn producer? :P

  • Now just go about like it never happened.

  • Lol if I seen you I'm taking pictures and putting it online to embarrass you

  • Just play it off as if nothing happened

  • haha you should not masturbate

  • HOT... Were you turned on.. after the fact? If so, give him a show again.. sometime

  • If you're hot and you were masturbating naked, I can almost guarantee that guy went home and jacked off thinking about it! lol!

    • Well technically he already was home XD

    • Fair enough! lol! I guess he's already seen you around before then, huh? Does he check you out?

    • He's already seen me around... he's friends with my step-dad.

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