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  • My lady and I had wild, kinky, nasty sex in a hotel room in Chicago. I spanked the hell out of her over a desk with several implements including paddles, a crop, and a cane. I then reamed her ass like a wild man, came in her mouth, and watched her swallow.

    As I was lying over her over the desk recovering, we looked up. The drapes were open and in the skyscraper across the street all the cleaning and security people were cheering and applauding. We loved it though it was a complete accident.

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  • When I was in high school, I was having sex inside the park (around 1am or so). It was summer time so it was a good temperature outside to have sex. Was kind of even a little hot. We took off our clothes because nobody was around. We started having sex, finished and then got dressed. Looked over to my right deep and saw a dark shadow. An older man had been staring at us this whole time. I told her and we both started running towards my car which was in the opposite direction through the sprinklers. We got all wet and in the car, the guy was still staring at us. He was kind of far but it was creepy.

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  • I hooked up with a guy at a party. He was super into the sex the whole time. After he finished, he tells me I popped his white girl cherry. I asked what he was talking about and he explained I was the first white girl he ever had sex with. Then it made sense and I found it so silly I kept laughing.

  • I was fooling around with friends on a boat and we never noticed that another boat had moved close enough to see us.

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  • Just one. We were being intimate and she was dry not that she wasn’t into it it just happened to her sometimes. I fumbled through my drawer and grabbed what I thought was lube. It was A535... I’m sure you heard the howling off in the distance that night no matter where you live

  • Umm, aircraft hangar was the most extreme I think. Fun times.

  • I had sex under an overpass. Cars on top, horse path underneath.
    I parked on the shoulder and she and I went under the overpass.
    We took off our clothes and I picked her up under her knees.
    I was fucking her hard for quite a while when she whispered don’t look, we’re being watched. I asked her Do you want me to stop? She said Fuck no! So I fucked her as hard as I could, she came and that caused me to cum. I set her down and pulled my cock out and turned to see two teenage girls on horseback staring at us intently. I smiled and waved so did they. We got dressed and went back to work.

  • Funniest story to look back on now was getting walked in on by my girlfriends college roommate in their dorm. My girlfriend was pegging me and when she opened the door we both sort of looked up at her and she was mortified. Come to find out she didn’t know pegging was a thing.
    craziest place was probably on a big hotel roof top in Dallas. We were on a sub roof in front of about 15 more floors of windows so there’s no telling how many people could see us

  • Store room

  • Girls washroom, thankfully never got caught.

  • My bosses office at work at night with another coworker lol

    • so are they know u know 🤣

    • Lmao right. Right on my bosses chair that she sits on every day lmao