I gave my boyfriend a blowjob again and then ‘aim’ it at him by mistake and it got on his lips and nose?

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He said that I did it on purpose again and broke up with me. He called his own cum gross. Why would he break up with me?

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Obtuse Yoda
+1 y
This is a man of refined tastes who only accepts the most athletic and coordinated of women. You failed to meet his expectations directing cum all over his face. He has options.
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- Asker
  +1 y
  Hahaha lmao, this was the third time tho
- Obtuse
  +1 y
  Next time try to point the thing away from his face. Aim to your face. Garrghahahhgargh.
- Asker
  +1 y
  There won’t be a next time w him, we won’t get back together anytime soon. He can fk a sex doll from now on for all I care.
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- Obtuse
  +1 y
  Did you excel in the Special Olympics and show him any awards?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Nah.😂
- Obtuse
  +1 y
  My bad. Well, you gotta point the thing away. It's a dangerous weapon when it's about to explode. Imagine if it was a real gun. He would have died.
- Asker
  +1 y
  At least I would have mourned his death instead of being mad that I’m single now😂
- Obtuse
  +1 y
  But you didn't mourn his death, you see. You got cum all over his face. He is like, "Phlewt... *spit* *gag* Can't open my eyes now. Where am I? Can't see shit." Then maybe he bumped into a sign post and fell down.
- Asker
  +1 y
  He actually screamed at me while I was laughing and got extremely mad while saying that he’s breaking up with me because I did it on purpose😂
- Obtuse
  +1 y
  That's the insensitivity of girls. No empathy here. Imagine being spermed all over your face. Sticky face. And no one to hug you. Your eyes are stuck together, you run into a signpost. Your whole face is stuck together by the powerful life-creating abilities of a man! You can't even smile anymore. That's what it's like to be splooged in the face. You need empathy, my dear.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh no! That sounds so awful! I will start crying now...
- Obtuse
  +1 y
  Tears are not at all like sperm. You can wipe away the tears. But the sperm -- it sticks to you. It seeps into your soul. It stays with you especially from a man who is a legend. His sperm will stay with your forever -- on your face, in your womb, or in your heart.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh! My bad, I should have collected the cum from his face and put it in an empty bottle of milk.. damn
- Obtuse
  +1 y
  I just got this lovely image of a couple kissing like that. And their faces got stuck together after the semen dried. They are together forever.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Lmao
AustinMan Influencer
+1 y
Because he's a Neanderthal. Did he expect to cum in your mouth?
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- Asker
  +1 y
  On my face lol but karma is a bitch sometimes 😂
- AustinMan
  +1 y
  He damn sure didn't deserve you and you deserve so much better. The right Dom comes along that you trust, his cum will be his most precious gift to you and will have to be handled appropriately.

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sdtabot Xper 7
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Because he was only there for sex.
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Cherokeehp Guru
+1 y
Why would you keep doing that?
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- Asker
  +1 y
  It’s a mistake it happens, life’s not perfect sadly, my phone started ringing and I was trying to look at who’s calling me since we are in quarantine and my parents have a high risk of getting the coronavirus due to their medical conditions. I gotta make sure that they’re ok. I won’t ever let sex be more important than my family. Lol
- Cherokeehp
  +1 y
  But twice?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Three times actually but not in the same month lol, first time was 3 months ago and the second 1 month ago
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- Cherokeehp
  +1 y
  If I were him I might break up with you over that too. Clearly he’s uncomfortable with having his own cum on his face, but you’ve done it 3 times. If you made it clear that something made you uncomfortable and he did it to you repeatedly then you would get upset too.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Uncomfortable? It’s his own cum. He can eat a girl out but he can’t have his own cum on his face?
- Cherokeehp
  +1 y
  I don’t really understand why his own bodily fluids make him uncomfortable. But if he was uncomfortable with it, then perhaps you should’ve stopped doing it.
- Asker
  +1 y
  I wasn’t doing it on purpose tho. Now I’m stuck in the house with him till the quarantine ends, life sucks... I hate that I live in New York so much rn.. even tho we got a big apartment I feel like I’m going to go insane with him here, ignoring me
- Cherokeehp
  +1 y
  Have you tried apologizing? Even if you don’t get back together, it might make surviving the pandemic a little easier.
- Asker
  +1 y
  I tried once, he ignored me.
- Cherokeehp
  +1 y
  Try again
- Asker
  +1 y
  He has to apologize for being rude about it, last time he broke up with me he came back begging me to take him back w a cartier bracelet and necklace lol.
Grkgod12 Xper 6
+1 y
To be honest, he sounds like an idiot!
No reason for that.
How long have you been together with him?
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- Asker
  +1 y
  7 months but this is the third time I ‘made’ him cum on his Face, he was furious lol
- Grkgod12
  +1 y
  Lol ! Does he usually shoot on your face?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Yeah, karma is a bitch I guess lmao
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- Grkgod12
  +1 y
  How old are you two?
- Asker
  +1 y
  I’m 18 and he’s 19
- Grkgod12
  +1 y
  I bet you are amazing at it!;) When was the first time you gave a bj?
- Asker
  +1 y
  2 years ago
- Grkgod12
  +1 y
  Same guy, or?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Yes but we weren’t in a relationship back then, we were friends with benefits but we were kinda exclusive.
- Grkgod12
  +1 y
  Cool. Does he return the favor, eat you?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Yeah
- Grkgod12
  +1 y
  Is your body type slim or thick?
- Asker
  +1 y
  I’m 5’5 and 110 lbs w an hourglass body lol
- Grkgod12
  +1 y
  Nice !;)
MrTuxedo Yoda
+1 y
Sounds like the dumbest thing to break up for. Dude's obviously insecure about his sexuality.
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- Asker
  +1 y
  I think so too.. like it’s his own cum, why would he be disgusted by it?
- MrTuxedo
  +1 y
  pussy
Dargil Master
+1 y
To do you a favor. He's a schmuck.
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kryptocynical Xper 5
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I bet this is the kind of guy to wear a rolex and check the time on his iPhone xr
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- Asker
  +1 y
  11 pro max😂 lmao
poneglyphs Guru
+1 y
he's just stupid and being immature, accidents happen.
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- Asker
  +1 y
  He was furious because it’s the third time I did it. Lol
- poneglyphs
  +1 y
  Well, he should've never gotten a bj if he couldn't handle cum on himself.
- Asker
  +1 y
  True
QueenOfBaku Xper 6
+1 y
😂😂 this is not a question
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vj0090 Xper 6
+1 y
WTF!!!
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- Asker
  +1 y
  ? What
- vj0090
  +1 y
  I mean that's not a reason to have a break up
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh, I agree
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- vj0090
  +1 y
  Might b he wanted to cum in your mouth and got upset that things didn't go well
bklynbadboy1 Guru
+1 y
Lmao I would've love to see the look on his face 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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B2281 Yoda
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That's too bad. Sorry to hear that.
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