Girls, I got a boner at a nudist beach?

So I had never been to one before. I decided to go alone and I didn't tell anyone I was going. Its kinda cold where I am like 60 degrees so the beach was fairly empty. I put my towel down, took my clothes off and just people watched.

Eventually a woman, probably 30ish, came over with her daughter who was super young. Less than 10. They were both clothed because its like 80% regular beach, and a small portion on the end for nudists.

She talked with me for a long time and slowly my penis just stood straight up. It wasn't sexual, it was just a reaction to being naked and talking to a female. I could tell she saw my penis but ignored it. We continued to talk while I had a boner for like 5 full minutes. Eventually her and her daughter said goodbye.

Was I the weirdo here, or the mom? I felt uncomfortable but at the same time was like well she knew what she was getting them into.
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  • You should have at least covered yourself with a towel or other article of clothing.

    If the woman was alone and was ok with it, that would be one thing, but to subject a child to it could land you in jail where you would be seeing and experiencing a lot of erections from others you wouldn't want either.

    Girls, I got a boner at a nudist beach?
    • I dont think thats accurate... I was at a nude beach and she approached me.

    • OK, good luck explaining that to any law enforcement personnel that happens to see you next time that happens.

      Live in Reality and adopt the AANR rules of conduct for public nudity and you will be better off.

      https://www.aanr.com/

      OUT OF THE SHADOWS - The History of American Nudism ↗

      OH, and if you decide not to do that... tell the inmates I said Hi and that Vaseline isn't the best lube as it is petroleum based... lol

    • Haha you wasted your time bro Im not reading those 😂😂

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  • As a naturist since birth, you were well out of order in not covering up even before you got the boner! You obviously went there without doing any research into the etiquette of naturism. Such an act would potentially get you banned from a sun club.

    • I was minding my own business and she came up to me though? Maybe I should have covered up but in the heat of the moment I didn't think about it

    • If I didn't have a boner are you saying it wouldn't have been weird that she approached me with her daughter? The non sexual boner is what made this a no no?

    • It is still weird for a clothed woman with a child to approach a naturist. Maybe she had some ulterior motive.

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