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I have a new female roommate she seems to forget how the bathroom works only when I use it. Should I just give her an eyeful and get it over?

So my newest roommate forgets the concept of knocking before entering only when I use the bathroom. It has happened twice in the last 9 days. She doesn't shut the door quickly and apologize like I would think the normal response would be but rather stands for way too long then slowly takes like baby steps backwards. Both times she starts talking to me as she shuts the door too. I don't even try to listen due to its kind of an inappropriate time to chat. AMAZINGLY both times I wasn't naked or doing anything too weird. The funny thing is it's never happened prior to 9 days ago and she hasn't done it to the other roommate. So I came up with this crazy plan today and today deserves a small backstory too.
First off, I don't believe in recreational pharma. I don't believe filling anyone's pockets who is involved with it. Doesn't matter how hi or low on the list. I'm not feeding their pockets. But last night I did a favor for this old dude who is an extremely nice man and he has helped me big time in the past. Last night after fixing his computer asked how much he owed me and I told him Zero dollars. Well he didn't accept that bill and told me to go have fun and gave me two capsules and said have fun, be careful. I was just ready to go and grabbed them and left. Turns out my payment was viagra. Dirty old man. Well me not being the biggest thinker decided to try one an hour ago because... Boners are awesome.
So now I just thought of this plan since I have the biggest... Train of thought right now. Not that my roommate is one I have to impress at all, it's just I feel pretty confident with my current situation. So I'm just going to be on the couch taking care of my business when she walks in. That way she will hopefully stop her bathroom break-ins. Flip the script. Does this even make sense?
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  • Makes sense and nice idea, but that might backfire and you'll get the wrong roommate.

    The better plan is to tell her you got two pharma, took one, are as randy as hell, and since she seems like she wants an eyeful of your goodies, because she keeps waking into the bathroom without knocking, would she like them?

    You've been dying to be a pillow princess and would love to have her inspect you close up, and anything else she wants to do if it's crossed her mind past, or present.

    That you could REALLY use the relief and she seems interested in your bits, so why not? The worst that could happen is you get it petted, fingered and licked, MAYBE you'll enjoy it via your little blue buddy, and at the end, you can tell her, nah, it's not you.

    Or you might actually enjoy it and she'd enjoy servicing you on a regular basis. Wouldn't THAT be nice?

    The very worst that could happen, is that she quits walking in on you. If she snitches on the blue buddies or the proposed or actual heated interaction, it's your word against hers.

    Please let us know what happens!!!

Most Helpful Guy

  • No, don't shit where you eat. Enjoy her attraction to you but I wouldn't even risk sleeping with a woman in the same apartment complex. Woman do what they feel and a one night stand might drive her crazy especially if she does something that turns you off. Do not shit where you eat, bad plan unless she like drinking alcohol with her Xanax 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Most Helpful Girl

  • May I suggest having a conversation and telling her you object to her bathroom intrusions rather than whipping your skippy?

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  • Just help her out and do not be creepy. If she ever wants to give you a show, she will do it and invite you. "Want to watch me pee?" Then get down on your knees, stare and she will actually feel flattered.

  • The simple, obvious, polite solution would be to speak with her about it. Alternatively, install a doorknob with a lock.

  • You mentioned another roommate. Who is the other roommate and what is the relationship between the three of you?

    It it was just the two of you, I would support total openness between you and her. Another person, depending on the person and relationship, could possibly make a difference.

  • I didn't read this whole thing but can't you just lock the door?

    • So this is an older apartment building and the door has no working lock on it. But when you turn on the bathroom light, the fan turns on automatically. It's been the unspoken rule that if you hear the fan somebody is in there or at the very least knock first. Nobody has issues turning off that light when they leave that room because the fan is pretty effin loud.

    • Oh ok. Have you tried just telling you her that you appreciate her walking in on you?

    • Don't appreciate*

  • No, that makes no sense. Not to mention the fact that I don't believe the story.

  • Lmao. Don't do that, bro.

    It's a hilarious thought; however, not all ideas that pop into one's head need to actually be carried out.

  • LOCK THE DOOR... jeez

  • That’s weird sounding just my opinion

  • Walk in on her and when she gets pissed, tell her off.

  • Get a proper locking door knob installed. They aren't expensive.

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