I hid my dads condoms

All he wants is pussy
All he wants is pussy

My dad has been a real PITA lately.

he calls me fat even though I’m in the gym every week and I’m not over weight. Like it’s always when I’m bloated because of my period. He always points it out in front of people and it makes me feel insecure which leads to me not eating certain things and then he complains about me being picky.

He and my mother who is just as much of a PITA as he is declared that I am not to have sex till I’m married which is whatever but it’s the way they act like they weren’t whores that really got to me so I decided to get revenge. It started when my dad left his used condom on the floor? I guess he missed the trash. Either way that and the fact that they don’t have the sense to shut the damn door every time they do it. It’s disgusting and I can’t take it. So I had my moms BC applicators and threw away his condoms. Of course they panicked when they couldn’t find the condoms so they went for the BC inserts but those were also gone. They searched their whole room and didn’t go to sleep till 1:00 am looking for them.

He proceeded to whine about how he needs sex to feel satisfied and fulfilled and blah blah blah. Like how do you think I feel? Then he was super pissed at everyone because every pack of condoms he brought for a week went missing. My mom asked if he was going to be alright and he was like “I’ll have to be” in a whiny voice. Like why he won’t just get a vasectomy Is beyond me but anyway.

Now just yesterday I did it again but this time he searched all of our rooms and questioned everyone. He was like “I know one of y’all took the can” I asked what was in it and he was like “something very adult and private” and then he turned the rooms upside down. It was all we could do to keep from laughing. He was again passed at everyone today and idc. It gives me great joy to see him attempt abstinence. Something he never did.

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