I’m a Squirter and It’s Not as Great as You Might Think

I was going through some articles online and found this one that look interesting and relates to me, personally, since I squirt almost every time from masturbating. So! for all the girls who squirt and worry about it during sex!

I squirt every time I have a clitoral orgasm (and I very easily have them), and the amount of liquid I release varies. I will need to tell all my partners beforehand (I used to say I need to warn them) because for people that have never been with a squirter before, it can be…surprising.

It is such a regular part of my sexual experience that I do not feel satisfied without one. Vaginal penetration is always how I want to end a sexual encounter.

1. It’s messy

Whipple says that typically, the amount of fluid released is around “half a coffee cup-full.” Other experts say some women can produce a quart of liquid at one time. And I think I can release like a full cup of coffee or two, depends on how arouse I am.

For this reason, squirting is messy. You have to be mindful of the surface you’re having sex on, and your bed must have a waterproof mattress cover and you must have spare clean sheets at all times. My current partner and I make sure to bring towels to bed with us too, but sometimes stopping to reach for a towel or changing position or place can seem like it’d kill the mood, so we just don’t want to.

I could leak like a river!
I could leak like a river!

2. It can stain

So sometimes when women squirt, it’s pee, or it’s close to pee, or it’s pee mixed with female ejaculate, or it’s just female ejaculate, which is another non-clear liquid altogether.

Depending on my diet, hydration, the time of the day, the cycle of the moon, etc. (as in, I really have no clue), what I squirt might be yellow, clear, or milky-white. I can usually expect to see some color on light-colored sheets or towels after I orgasm, but mine is usually warm and clear juice.

moisture needed for entering
moisture needed for entering

3. Not all guys are into it

It’s not that they were turned off, but it was obviously not their thing.

Taking special precautions like grabbing towels or moving from couches to beds so no living room furniture is stained wasn’t something they liked doing.

some guys liked the novelty more than the reality. Once the novelty wore off and they realized it‘s sort of this thing that requires extra steps, they weren’t necessarily on board for it being a repeat endeavor, which sucked because it’s what I enjoy doing a lot.

Not every guys like it...
Not every guys like it...

4. Some sexual positions are a no-go

69 is totally out. The reason why? If I’m on top and my partner makes me squirt, it’s going to go up his nose, and the last thing I want to do is drown my partner. If he’s on top, then I might get him in the eye. Talk about a mood killer!

Despite these drawbacks, squirting is an integral part of every single one of my sexual experiences. It’s intensely satisfying, and I don’t hate or have shame that my body is…umm….more expressive than other women’s when it comes to orgasming. Being a squirter does require a little more forethought and negotiating.

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  • This confused me at first. You have told us you are a virgin and this article is written from the perspective of an experienced woman. Then I figured out that you are telling us what is in the article that relates to your body’s actions during climax. (I hope I got that right.)
    Squirting can certainly complicate the physical acts. Plus there is the question of whether it is urine or something else. This myTake points out that regardless of th source of the fluid, expelling it is part of the orgasm and necessary to fully enjoy orgasm. So any guy lucky enough to be with a woman who squirts needs to fully share the appreciation of it. If a guy wants sex without “the mess” he will hurt her experience. If he wants to delay it to get the surface prepared, he can ruin it for her, or at least lessen it.
    All women deserve great sex every time. Men need to support them.

    • The article is related to me but its not me lol I did add a little of my info in it tho

    • As I thought. Thank you for the reply.

    • Thank you for MHGuy. :-)

  • Love the my take! I completely understand that squirting has its drawbacks. That being said I think this is a really cool aspect of you and who you are as a sexual person that makes you unique and interesting. Because of that I think you should be proud and embrace this part of your sexual identity! Haters will hate or not understand but they don’t deserve your attention anyway! Thanks for sharing!

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  • I have made women squirt. I've had sex with squirters. I love it. It is messy. Yes it can stain. It is still sexy.

  • Very interesting! Nevertheless I think squirting is hot 🥵 as hell 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • I've been with squirters... lol... love it! It does take some extra effort as far as prep and clean up but totally worth it! Blow it in my face every time!

  • Nice Mytake

  • Love this mytake

  • i'm down for everything ;) don't be afraid to have fun

  • what a turn on, I envy your first lover

  • I like ur mytake

  • Love a squirter