I’m a straight guy that gave my dildo a blowjob for the first time last night - instant rock hard erection. What does this mean?

Question

I bought a dildo a while back. Not to use or anything but just as a joke. I'm an extremely straight guy but last night I gave my dildo a blowjob.

Just thought I would give it a go, and to be honest I haven’t been as hard in a long time as I was when I stated sucking that dildo. I'm now wanting to try the real thing.

psychoticallyawkward · Answer

Let's see... I've gathered from all your posts about sexuality that you are asexual, gender fluid, and bi-curious romantically. I think you have a lot of fantasies that you might want to try in real life, but don't know if you want that to define you.

ENTP_EMO · Answer

AM I STRAIGHT IF I GAVE A BJ TO MY DILDO THE ULTIMATE TEST

Hi, I believe I can help you. You must do as I say. I have a mastery over gender psychology. Please take my test seriously.

Are you romantically attached to your dildo?
Do you clean it?
And bring it flowers when it's sad?
Do you say you love it?
Does dildo have a name?
don't answer yet

Now you can go to a Gloryhole suck 30 dicks, stick 10 up your ass, do it for 2 days straight. Do not see their face. Just suck dick like it's your birthday.

Now come back to me and tell me just one thing.

Is your dildo crying?

If yes, because you have an emotional connection to dildo. You can have a connection with anything.
Diagnoses - pansexual+xo - you can love and fuck rocks and trees and cliffs and sunrays if you want anything.

NO? Then you're fuckboy we have to put you into a mental institution, fuck boy is a contagious plague on humanity, i promise to be gentle with dick chopping, because your dick is infected by fuckboyism.

Call me when you're done with tests. I have good mastery.
Tell me the results ok :)

alvincasey · Answer

Gay would be having sex with another man, you played with a toy You know you, you might be something other than "extremely straight" Whatever that means. Be honest with yourself.

Diznedude · Answer

You are curious, I would guess.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

It's hard to say that your gay cause maybe you just like experimenting.

Topaz171 · Answer

Bi curious maybe?

N23SA · Answer

Not gay

ultimega · Answer

Whatever floats your boat mate ;)

Holyguga · Answer

Bro, you just want a futanari, it's normal. We all do.

douride2 · Answer

Doesn't mean a thing if you didn't finish it off.

Hannajenky · Answer

Lmao it’s probably pretty normal. I always thought straight guys had oral phallic fixations.

Merely · Answer

Did you say, "No homo"?

Snowomann · Answer

Not gay

Iron_Man · Answer

Let's hope that you're kidding I want to respect you as a straight man

Kandy-Kane · Answer

Gay AF lol

AM-205 · Answer

Don't worry, I get hard like that when I do new things, even if it has NOTHING to do with sex! My first dance with a girl resulted in an erection! I've "acted" a blowjob, and got hard, but I'm straight... (seriously, gay porn makes me throw up)