Give me a fucking break. Have you ever worked as a cashier? Or talked to one? Everybody is so wrapped up in their own bullshit & in their heads that they don’t give two shits about what you’re buying!! As soon as you step away from the register, they’ve ALREADY forgotten you! Don’t flatter yourself.
OR …. Look at it like a confidence boost, yeah that’s right, I’m getting some!
OR … Use self checkout
OR …. Buy online from eBay like everyone else. Totally anonymous & comes in plain packaging!
If you’re that hung up on condoms, bet I won’t run into you at the local porn shop buying a dildo or vibrator, will I?
😇🤣🤣🤣0 1 0 0Probably not, those I would send them online. But thanks.
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Must be why guys like me to buy them for them so often, but some of the places I've been too they are locked by the pharmacy so need to get someone to unlock them, guess they get stolen too much.
Like anything else in life, buy them more often and you won't think anything of it. Buy other stuff at the same time and mix it in a basket if your nervous or in a conservative area. Then do self checked out and just do it real fast or something.0 2 0 0
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To be honest, you need to be a dick about it. A woman cashier would probably be happy that at least people are taking protection seriously (protection protects man from STD and women from pregnancy).
If someone is making uncomfortable face at you or says something offensive, then simply stare them in the eye without saying a word. This will make them super uncomfortable and they will know that what they are doing is not humorous0 0 0 0You walk in to a supermarket, you then self scan and walk out.
Alternatively ask your girlfriend to get them.
If you are okay with sex, then buying condoms should be easy.
Buy some lube as well.
if you are too shy to buy condoms, how can you even chat to girls and think sex will be on the csrds.
get some confidence and just do it.0 0 0 0
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10 30Ebay or use your seach engine to find them
0 1 0 0But from a supermarket, the cashiers too busy to care.
1 2 0 0Totally spot on! Agree 100%
You can but condoms online from Amazon, WalMart, or any of the major pharmacies.
0 0 0 0Go somewhere with self check out or buy online
0 1 0 0Yeah dont buy a magazine about farming or animals etc at the same time.
0 0 0 0Just by them online, they are always cheaper on the internet anyway and you can buy them in bulk.
0 0 0 0How about that - you go to your preferred supermarket and buy 200$ worth of products and the condoms are just one item among many. Trust me, the cashiers could not care less.
0 0 0 0Use Self checkout.
0 0 0 0Buy them from a supermarket, altogether with other stuff. No one will give a damn to pay attention for specific product.
0 0 0 0Buy something with the condoms, like a bottle of vitamins.
0 0 0 0Buy them online
0 0 0 0Just buy different sizes so the person selling them to you doesn't know how big or small you are.
Wear a fitted, a flashy watch, and a gold chain and do it like a G and b like yeah im that playa son. 💪
0 0 0 0Buy them online lol
0 0 0 0Wear a mask when you buy them. Nobody will recognize you.
1 0 0 0Damn that is like... 500 I. Q play
you are welcome.
Pretend you're trying to buy party balloons.
0 0 0 0can always wear a face covering to cover up that blush
0 0 0 0Uh if you're uncomfortable about buying condoms then u shouldn't b having sex... the people who see u with the condoms don't care. It's not even remotely something that crosses anyone's mind
0 2 0 0You know u made 0 sense right? Being shy has nothing to do with sex.
Oh no it made perfect sense. Someone who can't even buy a condom without being uncomfortable shouldn't b fucking.
You are something else. Congrats
You could buy other things that aren't sex-related as well (lettuce, frozen pizza, teddy bear, etc.), so it doesn't look like you just went there to buy the condoms. You shouldn't be ashamed, though - if the store sells them, they're meant to be bought. It's better to buy condoms than to not since they protect against unwanted pregnancy and STDS. They're a normal part of life.
0 0 0 0Look her in the eye. Smile. Wink. Say "That's right. Later on tonight some lucky lady gets all this" while gesturing to your groin area.
Or just remember that she sees people buy them all the time and it's not a big deal.0 0 0 0Buy on-line.
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