I pooped in the street on nye, can anyone top that?

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Most Helpful Guys

  • So a 43 year old mother who introduces herself as "witty milf" is proud to have pooped in the street on new year... That's just outrageous. How can you live like this... You're supposed to be mature...😣

    Also I think I've completely fallen for you.
    Any chance you can be my girlfriend

    • Dayum, I didn’t even have to mention the skinny dip that preceded the public pooping... that’s some potent shit🤔

    • The more you talk the more I wanna hear about it. PM?

    • Oh. My. Gosh. Lol this is too funny.

  • That was your shit? I tripped and fell face first into that. I have the worst case of pink eye ever. Nobody can tell, though, because I'm so fucking baked. I'm really glad I had the experience because now I have this story to tell.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I can only match it, got diarrhoea on a night out and couldn't make the toilet on time so had to pull the dress up and explode in the gutter.

    • Sometimes shit needs to happen 🤷‍♀️

  • I wouldn't want to try. By the way were you on drugs or something?

    • I wish :) nope just badly timed walk home and I novel way to start 2020 😂😂

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  • Madam; I would just like to say: you sound like one classy broad.

    • Why Thankyou Steve ☺️

  • I can't say that I can.

  • Photos or it didn’t happen 😂

    • Please don't ask! She might show us!

    • Haha nope she’s my friend irl, I know she missed the photo op 😉

    • Yeah I’m m kinda disappointed, ffs I may have to do a do do over ☺️

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  • I'm guessing that you were just a wee bit under the influence at the time?

  • Nah I'm not that cool

  • It was probably caught on CCTV or a Ring doorbell camera...

    • That footage would be worth seeing!

  • How absolutely downright disgusting. smh

  • Just pissed on the street corner in Oakland. As a Dodge Viper peeled out next to me.

  • I pissed in the back alley at Tokyo

    • You must have done more than just that... come on!

    • Fine I’ve traveled drugs a cross state lines many times talk to cops flat out drunk, had to explain why I’ve had 45 weed plans growing in my brother property all legal that just the u. s in Tokyo I went to the bar every single night when I was 19 even though the drinking age is 20 First beer was when I was 16 in France most of the things I’ve done or small but Illegal Amanda less

    • There we go! Things to be proud of!

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  • The hell is nye?

    • New Year’s Eve

    • Ohhh ok

  • Honestly...

    • Yup 👀

    • Not a shadow of regret

  • Unfortunately no🤷🏿‍♀️

  • Who hasn't I mean come on that's drunk guy 101

  • That's not nice..
    You are now on Santa's naughty list..
    Your husband is getting a paddle from Santa next year.. So he can spank you into punishment..

  • I once told a feminist to iron my shirt...

    ... and I stand and breath before you all today.

    • What even is a feminist 🤔 I pooped in street, I’m brave.

  • A round of applause is in order @wittymilf 😂👏

    • Sometimes nature calls and you just have to go LOL 😂👌💩

    • Thank you, :) I’m proud

    • You should be! 😉👌 Can I send you a PM?

  • I can't

  • You nasty

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂 wrong state milf. Poop patrol is California!

    • 👀💩👀

  • Nope, you win

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