I've been avoiding my Dad since he saw my collection of toys how do I get over this?

[Anonymous]

I am mortified I had my brother and dad move my bed out of parents to bring to my home. I forgot to move my toys like I have a lot of shit plugs, anal beads, vibes, lube collection, etc. and it was all under my bed. My brother told me our Dad saw it but said nothing (obviously) but I’m mortified. They just moved everything and pushed the toys to a corner. I can’t even look at my dad right now I’m like really embarrassed. Idc about my brother or mom seeing it but my daddddd.


Plus side: Im a grown up now and bought my first house🥳

[Anonymous]

Lol nothing you can really say he knows his daughter is a freak. Man his head must be spinning. Daddy’s little angel isn’t so innocent. It’s just going to take a little time for it to pass. I once texted my mother-in-law asking her if I could fuck her over the front of the car in the snow lol was supposed to be for my girlfriend since we were heading up to higher grounds for the weekend for the snow. She said you can both try but you might freeze your balls off n that she (girlfriend) might end up w chapped lips lol just going to take some time

[DonkeyDan]

Sorry I just had to pick myself up off the floor after rolling around laughing at this 😂, so sorry, but thanks for the laugh 😊
There really isn't much you can do, he's said nothing because he knows not to say anything about it, he knows its your business and not his.
Congrats on the new house, now you can display them on a shelf 🤣

[Asker]

Thank you for laughing at my embarrassment, It’s okay lolll. Yea it is my business 😭 But thank you!!! I will be putting them back under my bed 😂😂😂

[DonkeyDan]

Maybe a lock box this time, just saying lol

[Asker]

Its my house now lolll but I’ll look into it haha

[ChrisMaster69]

Welcome to the joy of breaking that barrier with family where they know you have a sexual side.

it happens, just get over it.

just wait until your dad offers you advise on lube to use with your butt plug as he uses coconut oil,

it happens

Try explaining a dungeon in your basement…

[Humbletallguy6ft6]

Its perfect fine if you're skinny... lean... fit... petite.. or slim women... they're awesome in bed and great to be seen with in public during daylight... so you don't have to be shy about you're toys because that's hot... but you're dad knows your mother was a freak so it's no serious thing... fruit doesn't fall far from the family tree.

[ohshee]

Just tell him their flashlights made for girls

[TonyV]

Well that was dumb lol. Talk to your mom about it, see if he said anything to her, ypu don't got much to loose you said you don't care about her opinion.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Communication is is key & I say ask your dad if he saw your toys.

[mark000h]

It's not a big deal. Your dad knows you're a grown woman and have sex, masturbate, etc... embarrassing stuff happens to everyone. It'll be ok.

[tommyvegas7618]

One of those embarrassing moments in life, but just get over it, IMHO. He probably doesn't want to ever talk about it again and most likely with you. He's embarrassed too, but knows you are just a human with needs and if he's mature, gets that his daughter would eventually have "sex" and things. Still, I doubt he "needs" to discuss it, unless you have to. Sweep it under the rug as a moment and I wouldn't "discuss" it with him for both your sakes.

[Citizenkirk]

You bite the bullet and talk too him. Chances are, him and your mom did more freaky things together than you have gotten around to doing.

[AviatorTom]

Your father is a smart man by nor saying anything. Since he didn't say anything, there's no reason for you to say anything either, or be mortified. Put it behind you.

[Fireguy17]

Maybe he was thinking that some were the same as what your mom has!
That will keep you up nights.

[TheMajesticKing777]

I don't think your dad cares too much, actually he might like the idea better, he probably feels better knowing his daughter is using toys and not wrecklessly out there "exploring"

I doubt his brain keeps reminding him about your toys like he's traumatized.

[mstbooblover]

Very embarrassing situation. The best is to take your courage in both hands and go talk to him, if possible in the presence of your mother. Tell him how embarrassed you feel. He may also have some experience: he's your father, and has known your mother. Probably later you'll be laughing about this. Remember also that such toys are becoming rather common.

[jahaims]

Your dad isn't an idiot. He knows everyone masturbates. I don't see what the big deal is tbh.

[Juan_Sheet]

If he is anything like a modern guy, he will surely understand. With my wife and I toys are part of our sessions. It helps her to feel satisfied. My guess is your Dad and Mum probably do the same, but it isn't something to "share"

I say better to make a joke of it and get the cnversation out of the way.

I'm already prepared for my children to be the same when they are adults. Thats the whole point of being grown up. We can do as we wish.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Doubt your dad would seriously care unless he is a immature fool.

You're grown up with sexual desires which all adults have. I'm sure your dad understands.

[Twalli]

He's probably not thinking of it too much. Don't talk to him about it and he'll eventually forget.

[bamesjond0069]

Its better than finding a bunch of used condoms under the bed. Playing with yourself, a Dad can get over, playing with a bunch of guys, yeah that would be rough.

[notwoke]

maybe he's fapping over you now, lol!

Just kidding, in reality he knows your just like every other adult, not that he really wants it in you face, but it's not like he believed you were asexual before this. Just think of all the perv stuff he does to you mom like rim jobs and stuff and all the jerking off he's done to your friends, etc. We're all sexual and he's a mature adult who probably deleted this from his memory by now. there, feel better now?

[FamilyGuy2020]

Why are you even embarrassed about your collection of various dildos and sextoys? As a teenager to twenty something I could certainly understand

[OddBeMe]

Why are living with him?

[TonyV]

Cause the economy is shit, a 2 bedroom apartment is like 800 bucks, that would be half of my monthly income and I make like 15.60 an hour, so if you only work part time or for minimum wage there's no way you could afford it. If your parents are cool with it best to stay home as long as possible.

[OddBeMe]

@TonyV mmm, my rent five years ago for a two bedroom was $1200.

[OddBeMe]

Why can’t you make more money?

[TonyV]

Gee why didn't I think of that, let me just tell everyone to just get more money. . .

[OddBeMe]

@TonyV gee shoulda stayed in school

[TonyV]

So I could still be paying off 100s of thousands of dollars indebt? How would that help? I've got a bud who got a machinist degree and now a turned out journeyman ironworker, still has student loans to pay off.

[OddBeMe]

@TonyV funny, if you finished school you’d have learned about subsidized loans, interest refi’s and you’d be making a ton more more money living in your own place. But hey somebody’s got to sack the groceries.

[TonyV]

Glad your major thought you that, good for you. I said I made 15.60, that's not grocery store money stupid, that's cw2 electrician pay. Grocery store imployes are probably making 11 an hour, 13 tops.

[TonyV]

Once I do my tech math course I'll be bumped up cw3, of course that when I get back to work, I don't know about your fantasy land but here there is a work shortage.

[OddBeMe]

@TonyV you know, you have a plan and valuable skills. I’m being a dick. I do wish you well!

[OddBeMe]

But don’t be afraid to spend money on education. That’s an investment that will pay off. As long as it’s not Trump Univ.

[TonyV]

Hey no hard feelings, for all you knew I was a burger flipper complaining for more money

[OddBeMe]

@TonyV I’m pro 15 minimum. Honestly I was surprised a machinist isn’t paid more.

[TonyV]

Well the issue with his degree was that basically the machining he learned is being fassed out, all the shops are running cnc and computer controlled stuff, not a lot of places run lathes or end mills anymore. So he joined the Iron workers and builds buildings now. I don't remember his hourly rate exactly I just know it's less than 37.50, iron workers start off making more than electricians but us electricians end up making more in the long run.

[OddBeMe]

@TonyV I read that the actual minimum wage kept up with standard of living and inflation should be 32.00/hr. I try to imagine if we actually did that here, made that the min wage what would happen. Good and bad.

[TonyV]

Well raising it is good in theory but really it would just lead to mass inflation, it kind of already is, the big cooperation aren't going to settle for less profits, so if they have to pay their employees more the price of their good goes up, or they'll just replace the workers with robots or touch screens. Hell Jeff Bozos is the second richest man on the planet and still refuses to treat his employees well, if anyone could afford to raise pay or lesson the work load it's him but he won't, he likes his current profits. No I think cooperate greed has gotten to out of hand and will slow down any real change to wages. Nothing is as cheap as it use to be, the big car dealerships are basically double the price over what the manufacturers mspr is, don't see how that should be legal, can't even find a used car that still runs for under 2k. Apartments are getting to the point where a months rent is equal to or more than a month's payment on a mortgage, but people with bad credit can't get a homeloan so they pay more to rent, which to be fair people who don't build there credit are doing that to themselves but still you get the idea. People need 3 things, a place to live, a job, and a way of transportation and right now those aren't great.

[OddBeMe]

@TonyV yeah, obviously a progressive approach of moving toward that amount would be best for businesses. I hire tons of contractors. So I do agree there. But I am a fan of Keynesian Economics. Invest in our middle class and watch everything grow. Rising tide and all that.

[Asker]

Im living with him because I’m 25 and decided to stay home and pay my parents rent while crashing a plan and saved to buy my own property. I am now moving into my own place……

[Asker]

Creating*

[OddBeMe]

Cool how big a place?