I want to spread my nut jelly on the womenfolk. But I don’t want kids?

Explain this?
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It’s like I have two entities in my body one that wants babies and one that doesn't so weird
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Semantics got people on here losing their fucking minds
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Most Helpful Girls

  • get a vasectomy -they’re reversible.
    i would if i was a guy.
    I've talked to doctors about tying my tubes but they freak out when you're under 30 “youll regret it and can’t undo it”

    • That’s because it’s okay for a man to make reproductive decisions but not okay for a woman 🙃

    • Justacatlady I think its because male reproduction organs are external, making it an easy job to tie a tube, and female is internal, making it a more complex procedure. Women do have access to a bunch of different birth control pills that men dont get!

    • @drsatan which I understand but if a guy goes in for a vasectomy, he fills out the necessary paperwork and then the procedure is done. A woman cannot get her tubes tied without already having children or having a medical condition. She can’t just chose to not have children. It should be the same for both genders

  • Stick your dick in your mother's mouth and let her have your jelly! She deserves it after producing a creep like you.

    • *high fives*

    • Why are you girls all butt hurt?

    • Because women don’t appreciate men who are creepy enough to word things that way. Pretty sure most of us long for the day we get to beat the living piss out of a guy who dares speak that way to us on person.

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Most Helpful Guys

  • Then you are in luck spreading semen on women does not cause pregnancy,
    so spread away, my friend!

    (as long as you have consent)

    • Consent is lame

    • I wonder if you will feel the same when you're taking a shower in prison.

  • Get a vascetomy. Then you don't need condoms and any girl you are with doesn't need Plan B or birth control

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Why no kids?

  • Gross and thank goodness you don’t want kids. That’s a disgusting way to describe sex.

    • Huh?

    • There was nothing confusing about what I said. You can talk about sex without being a creep.

    • Do peanut butter and jelly sandwiches trigger you too?

  • Well, you want sex, but don't want kids, right?

  • Get a vasectomy or wear a condom and cry about it. 🤷‍♂️

    • Who’s crying about it not me

    • Then wrap up. Simple as that.

    • Sausage casing

  • That’s disgusting