I wish I didn't have a vagina?

[Anonymous]

I want to be able to fap anywhere, get a bj anywhere and piss anywhere. I want to be able to do hot pockets and get boners. Even if i was a tranny it would still be better. But im left with a vagina, a useless pussy, a painful pussy, a bloody pussy and only used for a pounding/birth. Who else feels this way?

[AleDeEurope]

But women can masturbate anywhere, they can simply rub through their pants and no one will notice. A guy will have to pull out his dick... so if you wanna fap anywhere, stick to your vagina.
You can also get fingered and eaten out anywhere.
About pissing anywhere... yeah, that's more difficult.

I like my penis and I don't wanna change it to a vagina.

[Asker]

It does not feel that pleasurable like that While guys can samurai fap

[AleDeEurope]

True, it's not that pleasurable, but if you have a skirt you can slip your fingers and no one will notice. I don't what you mean by samurai fap xD

[Asker]

Guys can fap fast like dragon ball z anywhere.

[Anonymous]

You can do your fap equivalent anywhere just as easily (in some ways perhaps more)

You can get oral 'anywhere' far more easily than guys can. Seriously, once you're old enough, go to a club, yell out 'who wants to go down on me', you'll get a line up offering.

Agree on other points though :P

[Anonymous]

Penises do seem more fun. They stand up and do tricks! Plus they're almost always easy to please, unlike vaginas who don't cooperate sometimes. :P

[chuppachup]

Vaginas aren't that bad. Sure they're pretty high maintenance but you get a whole organ purely for sexual pleasure and better orgasms. Also, no random erections.

[Yumix]

I like mine but sometimes I wish I had a vagina haha... would totally trade with you for a couple of days if I could 😂

[Jared____]

Penises are pretty awesome too have

[Asker]

Yeah

[Big10inches]

Oh yes I love having a penis lol it's so fun lol

[Asker]

Ur username says a lot

[Big10inches]

Lol I'm not that big it's just wishful thinking oh my goodness I wish I was that big lol

[Asker]

I knew that there was a low chance u were that big

[Big10inches]

Lol yes I'm not going to lie it's just my cool username lol

[mylifemycreation]

go for a surgery, if you are not happy with yours.

[mylifemycreation]

but good option is to know about the advantages of yours. everything has its own cons and pros.

[Anonymous]

Your missing the advantage of a vagina all guys will do anything to get in one. If you start charging for admittance then you can start saving up for a sex change.

[Anonymous]

hot pockets?

I am SOOOOOOOO glad it isn't as obvious when I get horny in public.

[Asker]

I can hide it with a bag.

[Opinion Owner]

hide what? a boner? that doesn't even make any sense.

[Asker]

U can cover boners easily. if i had a choice to get a penis i would get an Asian sized penis