If a chick comes up to you and says "Choke me, daddy", how would you respond?
ultimegaGuru
You can make it creative or not
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Aguysopinion4799Guru
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I would want her to sign some paper or record her voice on my phone saying she does actually want this before I agreed to do so, and then I would likely have a bit of rough action with her.
But realistically I think that is something a girl (Or guy) would only say to a person they love or when alone with them, not in public, I may be wrong though :D
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MrOracleInfluencer
+1 y
Does Daddy Vader have to choke a bitch?
I'd show her the power of the dark side...
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malealpha00
+1 y
She is hot! I would happy choke her throat
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NightFlirtExplorer
+1 y
(Look at her with a wicked gleam in my eyes) I am not your daddy! (Grab her by the throat and shove her against the wall, lean in and whisper) Be a good girl and ask Mommy to choke you, and she'll play breath games with you until you pass out while cumning. (Squeeze just enough so she has a hard time speaking)
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TheAteam1978
+1 y
Just got hard
NightFlirt
+1 y
@TheAteam1978 Do you like being choked by a Dominant woman? :)
TheAteam1978
+1 y
Fuck yeah
DizzyDesiiEditor
+1 y
Lmao i said that to someone a few times 😂 i was jokin but yeeeh
ok - i don't get this comment. but it seems funny. am i right?
Effably
+1 y
Yup!
kymberz
+1 y
so can you explain? i'm still not getting it but it still seems pretty funny?
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Effably
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It is mostly just funny by reference so don't expect much giggling right now. But basically there was this widely popular (and very successful!) Tinder go-to in which person 1 asks person 2 if they like bread. Which they do. Because who does not? And then follows up with asking if they like being choked. Generally a yes too. And that's it. So apart from the reference the intended joke on my part is mostly a "slow down lets do this in order" type of deal based on an otherwise stupidly fast progression. I find myself funny. Sometimes when I explain why it makes me question it though.
kymberz
+1 y
it's still funny - especially your last sentence but Tinder go-to? and who answers yes to wanting to be choked after eating bread? ok i still don't get - it's still really funny? but ya stupidly fast progression - i got that which is why the comments on this post are just killing me! thank you for the explanation - i appreciate your taking the time!
Effably
+1 y
Of course. It was popular to the extent it would be frontline posts on reddit's popular page (for weeks). So a good amount of 15-40 people should recognize it. You never technically answered. I'll remember that.
kymberz
+1 y
i guess if a girl came up to me and said "choke me daddy" - i'd kill myself laughing with her because that would be one of my best friends right there and you wouldn't believe the stuff we say to each other and then screech like banshees because we find stuff funny that no one else finds funny. so that would be my response. laughing and laughing! and that actually was my response to a whole pile of comments on this page so i guess i did "technically" respond - bahahahah!
Respond like. How homer has his hands around barts neck tongue hanging out drooling ,,, lol,, no I would look deep it to her eyes take her hand pull her close my lips soft against her neck to her ear and whisper very low voice IM GOINGBTO FUCK UR BRAINS OUT,, my lips back on her neck softly touching under her chin up to her lips as they touch and whisper u have me so turned on
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malealpha00
+1 y
Its entertaining when their tongue hangs out when we squeeze their neck though. One of the many advantages of having big strong hands.
abc3643Master
+1 y
"I am not your daddy and have no interest in choking anyone. That's a very fucked-up fantasy for both men and women."
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kymberz
+1 y
good job!
neilsmartYoda
+1 y
Its really hot when a dominant guy chokes me
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Guy3456Xper 1
+1 y
I would say "Do I have to?" Kissing would be better.
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ultimega
+1 y
Awww that's cute
kymberz
+1 y
that's awesome!
Guy3456
+1 y
@kymberz Thanks ladies. : )
DevikaButts95Guru
+1 y
"I'd prefer to sit on your face and make you lose air as opposed to choking you." But hopefully a little more smooth.
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JjpayneEditor
+1 y
Shall I choke you now or what till we get home :)
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Jjpayne
+1 y
*wait till we get home
Gatman34Xper 7
+1 y
No whore get away from me
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ShiverYoda
+1 y
Only one appropriate response.
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GoodGuyBreakingBadMaster
+1 y
I would say , no no not that what about pulling daddies hair as he eats you out? LMFAO
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Phoenix98Master
+1 y
*turns to officer* Excuse me this woman is making me uncomfortable lol.
Nah in reality I'd probably just walk off and not say a word.
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jamesgoldmanMaster
+1 y
Find her jugular and press my fingers over it... that will knock someone out quite quickly
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pigoatGuru
+1 y
I don't like confrontations
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MackTodayGuru
+1 y
I'd wonder wtf she was talking about.
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kymberz
+1 y
ok. some of these comments are killing me! that was a good one!
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