If a man doesn't shine his boots he's no good in bed. Agree?

[purplepoppy]

Every decent man has at least one pair of shoes that need polishing. If he only owns trainers/sneakers then he's not worth a girls time. If he owns proper shoes but doesn't polish them then he'll display the same shoddiness in bed.

If you can't see your face in his shoes he can't see himself in your knickers. Nice shoes guarantee a man sex.

[mstbooblover]

Euh... sorry girl, but I think that's bullshit. True, well polished boots gives the guy a nice appearance, and probably means something about his character, but that's all. Everyone does not pay attention to the same things. There was a time when I now and then paid real attention to my shoes, but only to keep them in good shape and protected against humidity. No connection with the attention I gave my wife.

[SnowedIn]

This would be SUCH a great topic for a doctoral dissertation.

There's probably some truth here. People who polish their shoes care about details and have discipline to work on the little stuff. That probably carries through to sex. Make sure she has an orgasm. Put the effort in to learn her body. Probably doesn't apply to everyone...

[SaoirseS]

Definitely some truth to it. My husband knows if he has shined shoes, he gets sex. He also knows if he shines mine, he gets great sex.

[weysally]

disagree, mind you if he shines his boots too much, then maybe he can see an upskirt,

[Lliam]

Girls go crazy for a sharp dressed man. And polished shoes indicate a penchant for detail that might carry on to other things.

[matchrestore]

In my job i frequently have to reach into tight spaces and tighten and loosen nuts and bolts that I can't see. I feel like that's worked to my advantage.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Wow! Lol! Very much disagree with that although I can totally see where it is derived from.

[Billlewis]

I even known a lot of guys who didn't shine their shoes or boots, because their girlfriends were making me polish them when I was serving them;)

[normalice]

In the military, polishing boots was a requirement. But I was terrible in bed back then. Now I'm less bad but no longer polish boots. I could just be an outlier, though..

[NathanDavis]

hilarious... lol

[Jaximus-Lion]

I got 4 pairs of shiny shoes and i take care of them 👍. Plus! I have cleaning kits for sneakers too, but these moves are for some other occasions 😉

[Chazmatazz269]

Ell oh ell!

[DJB72]

I'm really worried about you Poppy.

"Spit and polish" can be practiced on far better things than a pair of shoes. You should know that...

[Ruchisingh]

Totally disagree with the statement

[goaded]

A man who can get a good shine on his boots is a man who's practiced at rapidly moving his hand to and fro. He doesn't need a woman.

[bean2k21]

Back when I used to frequent a particular strip club, the strippers told me that's the first thing they look at -- the man's shoes. You can tell everything about a man by his shoes. It makes perfect sense. A true gentleman is going to wear nice, polished shoes in the presence of a beautiful woman and have money to spend.

[exitseven]

I would wonder where I was supposed to put those cotton balls.

[Jennz6]

I never heard that before

[jayhams]

That's moronic

[boobliker]

rubbish boots don't need to shine to be good in the sack

[Luckycharms12]

Completely nonsense

[Charliefretz329]

I shine my work boots occasionally

[jimmy2]

No that werid

[Dreamclouds]

Yeah 😅

[Anonymous]

If a man looks in his handkerchief after he blows his nose, he can't fly an airplane.

[Anonymous]

Hahaha no.