If a man doesn't shine his boots he's no good in bed. Agree?

Every decent man has at least one pair of shoes that need polishing. If he only owns trainers/sneakers then he's not worth a girls time. If he owns proper shoes but doesn't polish them then he'll display the same shoddiness in bed.

If you can't see your face in his shoes he can't see himself in your knickers. Nice shoes guarantee a man sex.
If a man doesnt shine his boots hes no good in bed. Agree?
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  • Euh... sorry girl, but I think that's bullshit. True, well polished boots gives the guy a nice appearance, and probably means something about his character, but that's all. Everyone does not pay attention to the same things. There was a time when I now and then paid real attention to my shoes, but only to keep them in good shape and protected against humidity. No connection with the attention I gave my wife.

Most Helpful Guy

  • This would be SUCH a great topic for a doctoral dissertation.

    There's probably some truth here. People who polish their shoes care about details and have discipline to work on the little stuff. That probably carries through to sex. Make sure she has an orgasm. Put the effort in to learn her body. Probably doesn't apply to everyone...

Most Helpful Girls

  • Definitely some truth to it. My husband knows if he has shined shoes, he gets sex. He also knows if he shines mine, he gets great sex.

  • disagree, mind you if he shines his boots too much, then maybe he can see an upskirt,

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  • Girls go crazy for a sharp dressed man. And polished shoes indicate a penchant for detail that might carry on to other things.

  • In my job i frequently have to reach into tight spaces and tighten and loosen nuts and bolts that I can't see. I feel like that's worked to my advantage.

  • Wow! Lol! Very much disagree with that although I can totally see where it is derived from.

  • I even known a lot of guys who didn't shine their shoes or boots, because their girlfriends were making me polish them when I was serving them;)

  • In the military, polishing boots was a requirement. But I was terrible in bed back then. Now I'm less bad but no longer polish boots. I could just be an outlier, though..